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yo yo, it adam. Today was aight, i blogged in library durin lunch but it didnt work....anyway, i saw Tallman durin lunch, i showed him the blog and we talked bout how cool Cornell is, first period was cool, i sexually ahrassed Heatehr as usual, english was cool, i sexually harassed Seth, durin math kimbark did an impression of how Xavier's car sounds, and it was the msot horrific/realsitic car sound i have ever heard come from someone's mouth. fisics sucked as usual, then i elft got some pizza and went home. went BACK to skool for liek 5 min to make up an easy fisics quiz, then home, then to amrk's to skool him in basketball (its aight, mark, ur sick),...man i am soo tired, i think i have some sorta disease (vincnet, look into that), havnt been aggressive, so i guess thats good, unless shit went down

WHATS HAPPENING? {don't worry I'm not crazy enough to expect a response) And I wont get into what Vincent said because I don't care what he thinks because I'm right. So continuing on...
today went relatively well, no real problems. 'cept in chorale, mostly because almost everyone there is dumber than rocks. but what can u do, but just pretend that theyre all dead? So in 2nd period we went to the computer lab and i sat next to Kerri Murphy and Chris Braun, and i wrote in Kerri's agenda this site and told her to sign the blog. {if she doesnt i will be forced to smite her} i was supposed to write a college essay but couldnt get passed 2 sent. because i kept changing them. oh well, ill have kerri write it for me. then me, chris, dylan, and kerri all openly expressed our hatred for vinny femia, thus proving my hypothesis that all people in there right minds hate vinny femia. that means that danielle perrone is an idiot, and now i must hate her by association, sry danielle thats the way things go. actually im not sorry, u brought it upon yourself. i hope you cry yourself to sleep. continueing on ... supa was aight, me bryan and darin chilled all period, since we didnt have any newspapers. so we sat admiring my changing light color pen, and doing gollum impressions. i also did 12 pullups in gym, which was just short of presidential by 1, but i couldnt do the one more, im fucking sick. big d went first and he couldnt do any so he inspired others to go, he was like, "what, you guys cant go up? i went up and i couldnt even do one." so by doing this other people started volunteering to go. i went after brian beck who could only do 6 and then was followed by some kid neil who i think did 4. But its alright that big d couldnt do any, because hes the strongest, nicest guy in school/world. so then i ended my day without nerd patrol, since my dad didnt let me go (sarcastic crying), then i went up to my grandparents house for tuna on ritz, went to see pete and lombardo fight{which didnt happen} and then played bball with adam. adam beat me but thats aight because im sick and we were both wearing jeans, so we'll see next time. then i ate dinner up at my grandmas, and shot my pellet gun for about an hour. now im home about ready to watch playmakers, from 8-10. so ill be going now, goodbye.............................................................the precious

What up all, it's Cent.. I haven't posted in a while. First, I'd like to address Mark...you fool...there most definitely is no god. There are copious amounts of data that suggest the creation of the universe from stray radiation waves, and later, the creation of the earth from simple gases in the atmosphere. So, mark...while you pray to God to help you, I'll use the scientific method to figure out the best way to deal with a situation and then address it...and we'll see who comes out on top. Anyway...I have two prelims tomorrow, and know what Mark?, instead of praying I am going to do well...I'm going to study...because praying wouldn't accomplish anything because there is no god. Actually...I probably won't study either, but that's besides the point. Hmm, this weekend I got addicted to videogames, determined (as if there were ever any doubt) that I am definitely going to hell, and did pretty much nothing. Today I had chem lab...we did boring sppectrometry, no not spictrometry, spectrometry...and after that I played video games. and then I ate dinner, and then I played video games, and then I helped adam with the easiest limit in the word and then i helped Karen with vocabulary and then I played games and then i wrote this huge ass run-on sentence and then I..wait...I can't really talk about anything else in the past, bc the past is now present...hmm...yeah, so anyway, I'll prolly wind up (not probably, I already planned it) playing video games all night (Age of Empires Tournament ALL NIGHT LONG SUCKA!)...yeah, I'm gonna get on that...oh, and to dispel the quietly and slowly circulating rumors regarding my death, in the words of Hemingway, they are "greatly exaggerated"

aight. first of all, mark, there is no god. i dont care what anyone thinks, there is more prooof against it than for it. i tried the "be with god" method and felt no better about myself, which is what's "supposed" to happen, right? well, if you amount to anything, you did it YOURSELF, there's no god to help you out. and if you amount to nothing (see me for example) then you know for sure theres no fuckin god or he MIGHT be able to confort you. window shade? coincidence. ok. thats enough of my freedom of speech for the day. today was really good. wait, that's not the word i was looking for... what was it.... oh yeh. today sucked. i dont know why, it just did. so after school, (which sucks way too much to be spoken about casually) i go to orthodontist, find out i'm getting my braces off in november. (high point in day) go to the house i reside in and sleep until i go to my real home, the puglisis. joey tries to help me with chem, but gives up on me. so i have one chem question done out of the shitload of hw i'm supposed to do. meh. i've already decidid i'm ok with repeating 11th grade, cuz i REALLY dont feel like doin nething this year. so i help ali with english. took me an hour to figure it out too. she has hard homework. go home all tired and exhausted, i dont know ahy, and it normally would have been a pretty good day, but something's missing from my life now. (no, not god.) he's missing from everyone's lives. religion was only created to create a calmer state of mind for everyone who wondered "why do we exist?" but whoever dreated it didnt take much time with their theories cause there are mad loopholes. aight i've written too much. take it easy all.

Today-hmmm.. well i got up and was madd sick with a cold so i stayed home and slept unil 10:30 when my neighbor started mowing his lawn. so i got up , had breakfast and scheduled a doctors appointment for 3:20. so i went up to my grandmas for lunch and had a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich. then IT FUCKING POURED RAIN LIKE WHOA!! its really kool to watch but i dont like getting wet when im sick so i stayed inside. then i returned my book to the library and went to the doctors. now waiting was a bitch because all these fucking kids came in, now i like little kids, just not sick ones, so they were all running around, being diseased one of them had a "HAITI" du rag on and i could picture kevin wearing one with his untamed hair. it was a great visualization. then the nurse was completely un-updated. she was like,"ur under 18 so i need to call a parent or someone." so i said, "fine, the best way to get in contact with my mother is to beep her" {dumbfounded look on her face) "what?" "u call her beeper at ___-____, wait until it beeps, enter the number, and then press #" (pen not moving, still stupid looking) "you call her beeper, wait until it beeps, enter the number for here, then u press # and she'll call u back." (puzzled still) "wait, u put in the number for here?" (getting impatient) "yes. (repeat directions again)" (getting a grasp on it like a catching air in a net)"well i dont understand what u mean, but ill give it a try" about 10 min later she comes back in and says, "it works, i got her" and then i hear her beind a braggard all about the office adn how proud of herself she was. its not really an accomplishment since beepers have been out the better part of a decade. some people{head shake} oh well, theni came home and got to help cook dinner. and i realized that i need to have a "dinner party" for all the OG crew. so guys all u need to do is wait until my dad cleans off the dining room table, then ill cook u cats a wicked chicken stirfry. then tonight i told scott farkas that its dumb to be a vegitarian because all he is doing is making it harder to eat at places and then i proved to vincent that there is a GOD and now i can sleep easy after my module is doneSportsn2: i have to finish my module here is vincents and mine convo.
Vas72985: have fun
Sportsn2: itll do itself if i let it sit long enough
Vas72985: yup
Sportsn2: i like billy joel and kenny logins
Vas72985: who the F is Kenny Logins
Sportsn2: he did return to pooh corner
Sportsn2: its madd good
Vas72985: lol
Sportsn2: dl it
Vas72985: there's no such thing as God.
Sportsn2: i dont believe u
Sportsn2: did u dl it?
Sportsn2: :-)
Vas72985: no
Vas72985: and no...there is no God
Vas72985: my bio book says so
Sportsn2: really?
Vas72985: yes
Sportsn2: well tell it its wrong, vincent.
Vas72985: it's not
Sportsn2: ur grandma will be very mad at u if u dont
Vas72985: meh...too bad
Vas72985: there is no God
Sportsn2: ur wrong
Sportsn2: for once vincent ur wrong
Sportsn2: bc i know
Sportsn2: better than u on this topic

Sportsn2: whos the sunday school teacher?
Vas72985: Mark...there is DEFINITELY no God
Sportsn2: just keep tellling urself that
Vas72985: how are you going to tell me that there is a God
Vas72985: prove it
Vas72985: the Bible says God created earth roughly 8,000 years ago, right
Vas72985: well, then how did dinosaurs become extinct 65 MILLION years ago...and how is the earth dated at approximately 4.5 BILLION years old
Sportsn2: because when i was 8 i was up at my grandmas house and i just got done saying my prayers and i said, "GOD if ur there, giveme a sign," and the window shade shot up
Sportsn2: so there
Sportsn2: .
Sportsn2: done, and done.
Vas72985: oh god
Vas72985: he must be real

goodnight all

yo yo, today was tiring, when i got into skool robert le barron kicked me in the shin cuz i gettin a new car and it really did hurt! English was cool, me and kevin got into a heated discussion bout who is ebtter, Beethoven or Stephen Hawking. We even got our teacher in on it, she agreed wit me, so nuts to you, Stephen Hawking, you freakin' robot! rest of the day went smoothly, me and chris went to chess club, we dont know why, he wants to be rpesident so i told him my theory on bein president of a club, if u can ebat up everyone in the club, then u can be president. So after dat i drove chris home then went to drama, fun as usal, me and kevin played , Lord Of The Rings, i was Legolas the bow yielding elf, kevin was GImli, the axe yielding dwarf, then we fought. And now i home watchign Lord of The Rings and PArdon the Interruption, every weekday on ESPN at 5:30, Starring Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon

What up. I'm sittin here in the computer lab in johnsymeyers class just hangin out. Michelle is on my right, and Cameron Miller PAtterson is on my left. We're doin the great fear essay but mine is already done.....hehe. I'm so bored, the stupid network blocks any site that can be considered entertaining (with notable exceptions such as REAL ULTIMATE POWER!! and of course, our blog). Johnsy keeps saying inflammatory rhetoric, it sounds so funny. I hope we come back to computer lab all the time, its fun doing nothing. Cameron just asked me to help him save something to a floppy. Nicole pointed out how odd it was that someone so modern could be so computer illiterate. I agree, but oh well i helped him anyway. Who cares, he is still a cool kid. Next i have lunch with matty k where i gotta do my music theory hw. He is slowly making me more and more lazy, i never do anything until the last minute. Speaking of the last minute kevin reminded me we have driving with mr vann tonight at 7. I'm not sure what to expect, especially since we're both going at the same time. I hope we don't play the "only use your brakes 5 times while driving to exit 1" game, kevin and adam concured that neither of them would make it out of the parking lot without failing. Only 7 more months until i get my senior license.....sigh. Ok i have nothing else to say except i wish i was cutting, and i ran my mile today and it sucked, and i'm hungry but theres still a whole bunch of period left. Now Cameron is inquiring how to save his essay as a text file. Michelle just asked what i was doing, and i am now explaining what a blog is. She should have a blog. Everyone should have a blog!! Except dumb people. Ok i'm out, Peace.

whoa, been a little while since i've posted. ttoday was aight, after getting back from joe's gouse this morning, i slept for a while then played cello for money (cha ching) at this church. then i went to work. blah blah blah. my backyard got flooded. you see, there's a stream (well technically it's a "drainage ditch", but oh well) that runs through my backyard. apparently last night it took the wooden bench out of my backyard and down the road to the sewer pipe. it was in the sewer pipe like whoa. so of course i end up lugging the thing back home since my dad's too out of shape to help. (i'm not being mean, this is really tru) so i go to hoyers with kevin adam joe n ali, then go to puglisi's. somehow i end up sleeping on ali's bedroom floor for awhile with her blanket n pillow-smiley-yellow thingy. no clue. wake up, like wha?? she was at her computer like it was all normal. ok. chill wit joefi, then got home around 10 45. now i'm contemplating whether to do my hw or not. nope. not doin it. aight all. take it easy.

p.s.- special thanks to: kevin, mandee, adam, ange, anthony, hosea, harry, matt, meagan, christina d., ali, mrs. puglisi, adam(2), nick, n some kids that knew me but i didn't know them, for visiting me at work the last couple days. if ur not on the list, VISIT ME! it gets boring without you cool cats droppin in. k i'm out.

p.s.s.- it's ok, i won't pressure you into signing the guestbook. but it would be nice if you did.

id like to start with this little gem from danielle perrone, feel free to im her if u please:
Superstar1484: i read your blogs
Superstar1484: whats with you and your hatred for vinny femia?
Superstar1484: this is danielle by the way
Sportsn2: i hate him for reasons beyond your comprehension, like for his very existence and more
Superstar1484: that is such a strong word
Sportsn2: ok how about this i LOATHE HIM GOOD ENOUGH FOR U?
Sportsn2: NOW GO AWAY

how thick can one person be?, we can only ask vincent.
so id like to say that anyone who comes to this site must not understand the concept of a guestbook, with a few exceptions. I will explain this to u, u come to the site and read our posts, whether u enjoy them or not, {most likely u will} u sign the guestbook so that way we know who attends the site and ur ideas of it. we value your ideas and comments, so please humor us. well anyway last night/early moring i was awakened by rain coming in through my open windo and pouring onto my head, which was a most rude awakening. and so i slammed my windows shut adn in the morning, my mom was like, "why are all the windows closed!" all bitchy when i replied, "it was raining and i got soaked , bc they were open." so that shut her up. Today was mostly spent doing my fucking module for government after i went to sunday school, helped some kids do their arts and craft project that they were better at then i was, and then cut church to come home and sleep. For some reason it seems that my mom just made a rule that everyone has to go to chuch when it is a family members birhcay, so i talked to my grandma{whose birthday it was} to get out of it. so i napped until my parents came home and my mom got pissed, she;ll get over it. So i worked on my module, for a bit, until my mom had to use the comp. then i went upstairs and watched the end of Rocky I and the Half of Rocky II b4 i had to go out to dinner. i realized how much more i like rocky than mr. robbins and prof. coplin. i hope that rocky VI is a fight between them, and of course, Rocky wins. But what i really like about rocky is the marathons of the movies, how they always show all 5 in a row, like its impossible to watch just one of them and i also like how he always looks so gangsta, when i get older, im gonna wear those gloves all the time with the fingers cut out and the cool hat and the gangsta tiger jacket. adn if i have financial problems i just work in a meat packing warehouse. movies make life so much easier. What i really love about the ROCKY movies are that they arent a fucking MODULE. well goodbye for now. no rest for the wicked.

What up. I didn't wanna blog twice in a row so i told adam to, obviously today was an uneventful day for him so he didn't have much to say. Today was fun, i went to a yankee game (got the tickets from amy) and sat maaad close to the field. We were well within getting pummeled with foul balls but ironically none came our way. Oh well, yanks creamed baltimore, and all is well. Later hoyers was fun, kevin managed to drool all over himself while adam got ice cream in his hair (remember ot tune in to fox 5 at 10 pm on 10/3 to find out which hair!) I'm suprised cause matty k didn't eat dinner at my house tonight but he is here now anyway what a shocker. Aight i'm bored so i'm gonna sit here for the next few hours putting off going to sleep just to wake up tommorow and have to get caught trying to park in the school lot AGAIN. Stupid fuckin gonzalez and his stupid rules. And what kind of a name is Allen Gonzalez anyway? my mom pointed ou she has never met a hispanic with the name allen before, so what is he? A jewish spic? is that possible? Ok enough racial slurs. Peace.

P.S. SIGN THE DAMN GUESTBOOK!!!

yo yo, just got in from walkin the dog. today wasnt too eventful, woke up pretty early today, liek 11ish, i had to pee-pee real bad so i HAD to get outta bed, well didnt HAVE to, but for the sake of dry pants. Then i chilled around the house for a little and went to mall wit kevin. we visited matty k. we encouraged him to steal.went home and played video games for a bit then went to hoyers wit jofi, matty k, kevin and allison. got ice cream in my hair. which hair? tune in to fox 5 at 10 p.m. on october 3rd to find out. as i sit here eating gumym worms i realized i didnt eat dinner and i'm kinda pissed bout that, meh, whadya gonno do?

[beat box like whoa]
What up blog, Joefi's back from the dead
Updating this bitch like a bat to yo head
Matty K in the house and hes not so happy
I use to call my granddaddy pappy
Now listen up y'all i'll only say this once
I'm sick of the bitching of all yall cunts
especially in nerd patrol what what
led by an indian and a really big slut
Yeah OG sucka, represent
Man am i so hated by vin-cent
Cornell is hot they got a buffet
hunnies out at night and nerds durin day
embassy inn, room 14, come thru
we got chavo, markus, joefi and the jew
with hatian urination into a cup
This rap was my way to say: what up

What up. Havn't updated in a while so i thought i'd switch stuff up. Especially since the milano mix master matty k and the forever whiter than your thigh joefi are up in the joint. Anyway, today was no prize pizza. I slept/hatian urinated for most of the day. This morning i woke up for nerd patrol which SUCKED MY DICK LIKE YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT. Anyway, for the sake of not writing a book like some of my fellow bloggers, and the fact that matty k may be doin allison right now, i gotta split, like siamese twins, and then one of me dies. Later.

Wanna know something really weird? This site has over 1000 hits , and u wouldnt know that BECAUSE NO ONE SIGNS THE GUESTBOOK. now id like to give a shout out to darin for signing-we greatly apprieciate it. So since i havent updated in a while here we go...
wed.- school was probably a bore-as usual, but after school me and adam lifted, it was like we were kings in the weight room, because i dont think there was more than 1 kid over 5'6", and so we ran a lap around the school and i recieved a nice little, "Marky-Mark" from jessy roeth. then we ran by the tennis team, where kerri murphy told everyone that i nominated her for homecoming queen, and BIG D (Darnell Gilet) for homecoming king, seeing as he is the nicest, strongest, chillest guy in the world. Then when 9th period ended me and adam proceeded into the weight room to work out, then we broke up for a little bit , because we both wanted food, so adam went to the mobil station and i went to my grandmas house, and after eating brought cake and milk to the field hockey game. We caught up to some kool kats like, Brian wilson, garret McSharar, tom zuigibe, danny erdheim, and pat tonkin and some members of team smut; nick marino, adam grant, and shady chris. It turns out that field hockey is tres boring and they cant even hit sticks, so after that boring mess, i went to play ultimate tag at theills with the smutters and jenny, but we played bball instead and chris did his "shady attack" and smashed into the pole that the bball net is on. start feeling like i have a cold.
thurs-uhh it think it rained, not sure though, did 65 sit ups-not lying at all, uh NOT IT!!
FRI.- stupid supa class has us doing a module which isnt really hard just a lot of work, so i hate it. its weird how i dont mind physical labor but i hate doing school work. what r u gonna do? noting. ur answer is nothing, BUT SIGN THE FUCKING GUESTBOOK!!! well anyway, afterschool had drama, and i saw steve and ryan, and man is ryan a mess, i think he thinks that not beeing well shaven and scruffy means that hes an artist.. *NEWS FLASH*- IT JUST MEANS UR DIRTY!!! well at practice i have to give it to gong for bringing donuts, stupid danelle peronne didnt get me one when i asked her to, so i sat on the stage and did a quasi back sombersault (or a tumbelsauce-danny shea) and she goes, "u look like a little kid" so i stood up, brushed myself off, and turned square to her {since she was on the stage already} and clearly stated, "i hate you", turned around and went offstage for a donut. Then she totally was getting pissed at the kool kids because we were talking, when in reality she was just jealous, because she wasnt part of the conversation, so thats what u get when ur a BITCH!!!
sat.- i wake up to a monson rain outside, and had to go to nerd patrol- not interesting incase ur wondering. Then i went to my grandma's and ate (as usual) and i was lucky because yesterday she made lemon-murange pie, which is mad good, and i had huge slice, and she was like, "u can't eat all that." and i said, "wanna bet $5?" then they left to see scott bowl, i dont know why its not really a spectator sport, but he can kick my ass in bowling anyday. so when they left i took out my bb gun which i dont think ive shot in at least 5 months, and realized how fucked up the sight was and gave up on fixing it, took out the hand guns- thankfuly i couldnt find them when jenny and adam came over bc they were tres loaded. so i took out the bullets and pretended that i was a detective-because one is a stub-nose revolver, like the one that u thiknk sherlock holmes would have, on ly for a minute did i pretend when i then took out my pellet gun and had more fun, then went home to think about how much i hate this fucking module and then, later i went to three boys from italy, aka two guys, as matty k calls them. one last thing before go, SIGN THE GUESTBOOK OR MANY UNSPEAKABLE THINGS WILL HAPPEN!

yo yo, today was good, REAL good. i woke up and went with my dad to the MINI dealership, and we rode on his motorcycle, that was awesome. then when we got there we looked aroudn and waited for a sales representative to help us. After he arrived we started "building" my MINI (in case u havnt figured it out i went there to buy one). I got black with black roof, and like every option u could psosbiyl get, even the navigation system. Afterwards i test drive one , its sooo awesome, rides real real nice. When i got my home my mom was jealous, cuz HER car doesnt even have a navigation system, hers has heated seats and whatknot, but SO DOES MINE!
mwah ha ha

yo yo, well u might be wondering how its 10:15 and i am writing? did adam cut school again? nope. i in the library. Now, here in school i cannot view our blog from the computers, however i can still write in the blog. Mornign was good cuz i had rice krispies, i'm starting to really get into them, its like my new favorite thing. So i spent lottsa time eating rice krispies and then had to rush to school, like always. wind ensemble was cool, wraghu talked to us bout music honor society. I mroe than meet every requirement except fot the fact that i ahd never went to NYSSMA on level 6, so i cant be in. meh. then was galati's class, that was cool, he always used me as examples and posed questions towards me cuz i'm like the only one in the class who doesnt mind speaking up. Then was english with the horrible Bassani (Tom Sagelbacher just walked by and asked to use the comp, i let him, he a nice guy) however class was cool cuz we jsut talked bout crap. Me and chris also came up with a plan. I was sayin how i wish me locker was #230, cuz its a couple away from him, we asked everyone around hima nd no one knew who's lcoker it was, so we decided that it will be Conan O'Brien's locker, and we will tell people that. So that way someone will eventually say "thats not conan's locker, its MY lcoker!", then we will know who's locker it is! mwahahahah. Speaking of Chris me and him will be traveling up to Albany next friday to see Bob,party, and bring his ass back. The rest of the day's looking good, i go home after 2 more periods, gonna get something to eat, come back to school and lift for a while then go to drama. Then do something after, dont know what, but something, or nothing.....

p.s.-irratably wearing off, BUT NOT COMPELTELY
p.p.s-If you want to contact the author of this blog, call (845)548-2023

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yo yo, just woke up. How might u ask? "but adam, you have school!" is somethign one might say. well....sorry to burst bubbles but i didnt go to school! why, u may ask. well, i dont know why. i woke up at 6:35 and knew i ahd to shower and didnt feel like rushing, so i was planning on going late to school. then i just plain old decided not to even go to school. aah, feels great. my mom doesnt care, as long as i tell her i'll clean my room. well, as for last nite, i had a packed busy day. I lifted with mark, then we went to the field hockey game, then me matty k and some smutters played "ultimate tag" at Thiells Elementary, then right after i ahd drivers ed, then got home and had to write a paper. the only exciting thing bout coming home for the first time in a while is seein if i have any messages on my away message, not many tho, only an invite for FINKLES from karen. well i'm out, gonna go get lunch and lay down in front of the tv and eat it.....


Sincerely yours,
ADAM

yo yo, SO, IF ANYONE KNOWS WHO THAT GIRL WAS WHO KNEW ME BUT I DIDNT KNOW HER, SPEAK UP OR FOREVER HOLD UR PEACE, UNTIL U SPEAK UP!

yo yo, message to steve....the "link" in ur profile is jsut blue text thats undelrined, there no link, and 7 + 1 + 1 = 9, we have 8, the 7 illiterates INCLUDES meagan, and drama queen? there are a LOT bigger drama queen's then her

yo yo, jsut got home, brought matty k wit me (he has early dismissal every other other day). Today in school was aight, i had 2 tests but did well on both, i think.. The msot interesting thing that ahppend was on the way to fisics, me and kevin were walking and some chick knew both our names, she said"ur adam, right?", is aid "how the crap do u know that!?" but the crowd took us in oppostie directions....eerie...was kinda cool tho? anyway, so then i had mr Beung's class then went home, took matty k and we went to 3 boys from italy, or ahs he calles it "two guys" and now i bout to leave to go BACK to skool for an honor society meeting, to work out with mark, watch the field hockey game then drivers ed then lottsa homework,

Sincerely Yours,
Adam Jeffery Yudman(III)
P.S.-i lied, i the first, not third
P.P.S.-if u want to speak to the man who writes this blog, give me a call, 548-2023!

aight yo it's matt. just checkin in. today sucked more than ever. i'm not planning on having anything to live for soon. i'm one miserable bitch, huh. thats just the way it is i guess. what a bad day. what a bad life. see me for details. sorry for wasting your time. take it easy all.

check it- today was probably the most, bestest day of my life!!! I happened to overhear vinny femia 3rd period talking to someone, who most likely didnt want to talk to him , about a change in his schedule. i just happened to hear the part of the conversation where he said, ".. but i still have to take honors physics." now for those less informed than i would expect, VINCENT FEMIA IS THE BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH, and he just happened to be in my ap physics class. so upon hearing this i couldnt wait until 8th period. So i patiently waited during everyclass until the fateful time of 1:29 so that i could find out. so in mr. robbins class, i was warned along with kev and bryan not to be loud or he would break us up, so i was very attentive and quiet, even shushing the others., then at 5th i found out that dannielle perrone fell in the school this morning, which was fucking hilarious {too bad i missed it} i would have made such a big deal out of it. then she asks me to throw out her tray, so naturally i refused and went and threw out my own tray, then i thought how funny it would have been if she went to throw out her tray, slipped and fell and then slid into the garbages. then ihad stupid chorale then robbins class, then i had study hall, and chilled with mike boney and adge.adn the notorious mr.fevola. Then the period came and i was ecstatic. i couldnt have been happier. it was soo kool, me and jesus santos were both very happy. And when mr. leunge was doing the attendence he was like,"i think we're missing someone," so i shouted" did u consider vinny? and he goes"oh i forgot we lost him" and i said "it's not a lose, but a gain in many ways" and i was very happy that i think i wont drop physics. then afterschool i was supposed to go to this meeting for fundraising but cassie king took my place and there was no nerd patrol, bc i saw mr.powers during chorale and i asked why he was late and he siad "im not even here" so i think something happened with his sick grandmother. i hope everything works out well. then i went up to my grandmas, worked out, ate dinner, took a nap for 2 hours then ran so im beat. shout out to all the kool kats out there!!!

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yo yo, i made it to school today. why do i point out that i made it, cuz i sped to school and was ALMOST late, but i wasnt, cuz i'm mad nice like that. Wind ensemble was aight, more back and forth with heather, global was cool, galati talked bout if somethign was cool how more people would want it, (its economics) so of course he used ME as the example, ....he ueses me as lots of examples, prolly cuz mostly everyone in ym class is real shy bout bein picked on in front of the class, not me, i always look forward to it. During lunch we went to see mr powers as we do everyday but he wasnt there....tear.....SLURP! Fast forward to gym , gym was awesome, we did sit and reach and i got 7 inches, my most ever, and i made up the shuttle run( i missed it when i cut gym) 8.1 fucking seconds! thats like super insanely good! presidential is 8.7, i crushed that like the ice machine in my whirlpool refridgerator.....if it was set to crushed. Afterwards i ran home to go to abthroom then went to mock trial, mock trial was cool cuz jordon was there, we had a long covnersation bout school's.....quote of day , jordon says"adam, ur lazy, you like to do as least work as possible, you like to sleep all the time, and you awlays piece things together from scrap at the last minute possbile....your perfect for Albany." afterwards i went home and went to sleep, idk, the last couple days i havnt been in good mood, i've been VERY irratable, so apology/warning to all who comes close to me. Of course Karen woke me out of my nap cuz she needed help with something, so after that iw as awake and MY NINJA UNIFORM CAME! so i put it on and immediately drove to chris's house (with soem stares on the way!) to show him.. He had me take him to the store , and i walked in and read huntign magazines while not talking at all and being very scary. all u could see were my eyes.....of course there was a chinese place enxt to it and me and the chinese dude there totally stared each other down, man, when our ninja gang is all in order we're gonna fuck shit up! Take care and brush you hair


sincerely yours,
Adam

Yo, it's Cent. FINALLY something interesting happened. So I was a half hour late to bio...meh, who cares. In the pathetic 40 minute break I have on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 11 to 11:40, I go to Willard Straight Hall to eat lunch. Today, I was particularly ravenous and hastened to Willard Straight. At the entrace to the dining hall the "Cornell Students for the ethical treatment of animals" had a table set up and they were playing a video of various animals being slaughtered. I stood around and watched the video, and the people running the table mistook my utter fascination with the bloody slaughter of animals for actual sympathy to their cause. And thus it began with sickly emaciated vegan number one saying, "I'm glad to see you find this video as disturbing as we do" "Actually," I replied, "I'm more fascinated by how cool it is to cut open a huge pig and see it's innards spill onto the floor." Apparently her vegan diet has caused the death of more brain cells than would normally be acceptable and she didn't pick up on the fact that I was absolutely not interested in her cause. She then asked, "would you like some imformation exposing the disgusting practices of the slaughter houses?" Already quite irritated (but too fascinated by the film to walk away) I replied, "no, thank you." After switching from slit open pigs to decapitated cattle, I couldn't help but realize that this was making me even more hungry. I was about to turn and enter the dining hall and sickly, emaciated vegan number one says, "are you considering becoming a vegan. It really is the best diet for you AND for the animals." WHAT THE FUCK! Is this sickly bitch implying I need to go on a diet!...FUCK NO!...it may be true, but AINT NO STICK WOMAN GONNA TELL ME THAT! I was in need of a diet. "no," I replied, bitterly, "I quite like my diet consisting solely of red meat." The bitch got a perplexed look on her face that kind of implied, "well, if you aren't smart enough to save the animals, then you deserve to die."...I was content to leave it at this, however the next thing I know, I hear an equally emaciated male counterpart to sickly vegan number one chime in with "would you like a free apple to promote animal welfare?" With the same hatred in my eyes that I only get when dealing with people like Lisa Pantuso and Maria Konovalova (and more recently the hardcore Asians) I replied, "How about a free STEAK!" And with that I sauntered away to the dining hall and ate a meal that I specifically designed to consist of only meat...not a single non-meat product went into my mouth. I figure, for every animal they try to save, I'll have to eat three times as much so that by their resistence, they are in effect killing more "innocent" animals than they are helping. Damn self-rightous bastards.

um, ok...so Stephen has proven his idiocy with his most recent post. A less coherent piece of shit I've never seen. His post's only redeeming value is the connection between his being "raped" and Adam's affection with his dog (some (minimal) points for that one). Anyway, it's about 2:20 and I have class in 6.5 hours...and I don't give a shit. I know I have a shitload of homework due Wednesday, and again, I don't give a shit. Isn't it great how that happens...when you go to college NOTHING CHANGES!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, it's raining like woah, and if it's still doing this in the morning...I'm just not getting out of bed. It's really not worth it. Hmm...did anything interesting happen today?...I was anally raped by my chem quiz...loved that. I have bio and calculus prelims in a week...looks like another anal raping will be on the way. Other than that, the integrity of my ass is pretty much intact, unlike the Galileo space probe which crashed into Jupiter at 2:57 p.m. this afternoon...ANYWAY...I don't know where my roommate disappears to...he leaves and doesn't come back until the wee hours of the morning...he's probably out fulfilling all the stereotypes and committing robberies and homicides. I can't really think of anything interesting that happened today...umm, I got picked up over someone's head in a ridiculous show of strength that was too testosterone filled for my comfort. Wow...I live the most boring life in the world...I should just shoot myself...or jump in the gorge...right....maybe next week. Oh...ubernerd highlight of my day...star wars lightsaber battle on the third floor of Donlon...what what...holla back. I'm just not going to post anymore unless I have something useful to say...I am boring myself. So I leave you with three orders...1.) Watch the season premier of ER on Thursday, September 25th, at 10:00 pm EST on NBC, it will be amazing. 2.) Sign the damn guestbook. and 3.) Scratch my ass cause I can't reach. Peace.

Konichiwa,
Back to school again it seems. Let me clarify that Mr. Yudman's scare sequence (Hoyer's Finkle Shoppe 9/21/03) was rather unsatisfying for me. My first reaction after seeing Mr. Chavo's (refered to from now on as Mr. Vo) car was to ask Jofi "Where are they hiding?". Jofi is a horrible liar. Yes Joe, I believe you, Adam's cell phone was off when you called, although when I call I don't get the all too familiar "But then, I'm gonna fuck you hard" [Ask Jenny's grandma about that one (don't let your mind run away with that one, pervert)]. Anyway, back at school, yeah thats where I was. Today is Scott Bao's birthday, isn't that fun? Well..at about 12:00 I headed down to the main lounge to play some piano, which i should have known gets obstructed at least 4 out of 5 times by a group of people chilling in the lounge. Sometimes this has its rewards and sometimes you end up in a lookout tower at the top of your dorm building with two gay guys and a sexual deviant playing "The Gumba Game". Well...to make a long story short, 2 things came of this trip. I met "Crazy Liz" and I got raped. Yes thats right. Crazy Liz asked if I was the guy who played guitar at the coffeehouse last week. I replied "Yeah". Then, being the friendly soul that she is, she asked for a hug which I gladly gave her. Then a nice friendly kiss on the cheek. She forgot to mention that she was going to turn her head and stick her tongue in my mouth. Luckily I had the oral fortitude (Check the Stewie Dictionary) to keep my mouth shut and to thwart her thrashing tongue all over my face, reminding me of Mr. Yudman and his dog. God I feel violated. I hadn't met this girl since school has started (4 weeks) and I hope the trend continues. Continuing to more pathetic news, I ran a mile tonight. Oh yea...now I'm really in shape....there were no paramedics involved. But my heart feels like its straining to pump blood. Is that dangerous? Its been 4 and 1/2 hours. This might be my last blog, fulfilling the prophecies of the modern blog prophets. Professor Stich (Philosophy 104) continues in his efforts to give an unbiased argument for God's existence or lack thereof. Unfortunately, logistically this is impossible. Every argument against His existence is much stronger than its counterpart. ie............................
"Now we say that God is omnipotent, omnicient, and loves his human creations. If this is true, why is there immense suffering in the world? Theist argument: God's love is not a kind we can understand, it is Divine Love. Oh yes....say I come up to you and say...you know, Hitler loved the Jews. And you reply.....are you kidding me, Hitler killed millions of Jews in WWII by starving and gasssing them to death, are you one of those Holocaust deniers? No no, you don't understand...Hitler had intense Nazi Love for the Jews, but no one understands. Divine Love....Bullshit"
Stich is really a crazy bastard.....Imagine Lewis Black in Paul Schaeffer's body (I hate Paul Schaeffer) its pretty crazy.

Useful Japanese Phrase of this entry: "Iku....Iku"......
Translation....I'm coming, I'm coming (Let your imagination run away with that one, pervert....seriously)

Anyone interested in planning a trip to Amsterdam, Ireland or both next summer, e-mail me.....(I watched Insomniac Friday night)
Rushofblood@optonline.com

And next time you're about to check all of your buddies' away messages? Go here instead...There's a sexy-ass picture of McDonough.

Carpe Diem and all that shit...
All ninjas need an arch enemy, don't you think so? muhahaha

yo pals, just got done doing stupid fucking ap physics, its such a bore, and i hate mr.leung. oh well, what r u gonna do? n e way today was preety happening, in math, the sub looked like chris cormier (a black weight lifter) and then at 5th i ran my mile, i was soo physched. i was doing fine until my third lap when the stupid fucking field matainance crew happened to turn the lawn mower so that grass came out from under the "blade deck" and right onto me, and by the way i have allergies and i think im coming down with a cold so needless to say i went into a coughing fit for about half a lap but still finished in a good time, 6:21. kev got 12:00 and i came in first in the class. also during gym i talked for a while with big d (darnell gilet) , who for those who arent previledged enough to know him, is THE NICEST GUY IN THE WORLD, and probably the strongest. but i talked about the game mostly and about the next football game at arlington, on thurs. i hope big d's opponent underestimates him because of his height (im tlaler than him but he's about 100lbs heavier) and big d destroys him. (like hiroshima). then afterschool i went to get my parking permit, met up with adam after i took jenny home and back to get her kilt for field hockey. we went to get pizza, and the guy at jonny's HAS THE BIGGEST FUCKING ATTITUDE, i hope he fails in life. ok im out knukkas

yo yo, as a note i'd like to add


**THE WONDERFUL BEAUTIFULA ND TALENTED KAREN SCHREINER WAS THE ONE WHO RECCOMENDED MOMMA LARUSSO'S TO ME!**

yo yo, today was pretty cool, after 6th period i tried to go lfit with mr galati but he wasnt at the weight room, so iw ent home, onyl to come abck 8th period for the parking pass assembly. It was so exciting, i felt like i was getting my diploma. Anyways, afterwards i went down ti loft, luckily mr king was there so i got in, unforutnately once 2:30 hit all the little hoolligans starting showing up. So after me and mark ran to graba slice of pizza before drma, Once i got to drama i frickin snapped, everyone starting irritating me one after another, sarcasm here and bad news there and fucking comments there and i fuckign exploded! then we starting acting and i really like my character, he's angry and drunk. I can get alogn jsut fine with the angry tho mark will have to help me with the drunkeness. After drama garret showed us his new car so we all went to ciceros to celebrate (tho we still would have went!). And now i'm tired, irritated, and tired, and wearing dirty clothes watching a dirty movie, rollerball. However L.L. Cool J. is defiantely my msot guiltiest of pleasures. i adore him, strangely only as an actor, not a musician. i wish i could put my thought on little side abrs and columns and highlighted and such, but i aint nearly as talented as the lovely nicole pagnotta, so u'll ahfta read through to grasp everything. chow......mein!

SIGN THE GODDAMN GUESTBOOK!

What up people, it's Cent. My was my night interesting. I'm sitting on my computer at 8:30, perusing pornography and fondling myself and my roommate walks in...no big deal, he took so long to jingle the keys it didn't really matter anyway. He comes in and says, "Hey, uhh...I need you to do me a favor and leave until like 1:00. I gonna have a girl over." I think to myself, "meh, ok, my class tomorrow isn't until 12:20...no big deal." I'm about to leave, and then an image of me jumping up and down on Jenn's (my Jen's roommate) bed and I decide before I leave I am going to put EVERY SINGLE TEXTBOOK I OWN on my bed to make it as least sex-conducing as possible. It was like a landfill. But, hey...whatever it takes to keep the sex off my bed. So after crafting the uncomfort zone, I leave the room and go tell Scott, Justin, Itay, and Patrick that I'd been "sexiled." Fast forward four hours...BV comes to the door and says, "The room is clear."....WHAT THE FUCK!!! What is it clear of...was he searching it for mines, or explosives, or weapons. I swear, he couldn't be more illiterate. About twenty minutes after that I go back to the room...it smells like sex. I want to vomit. The vomit feeling came back a few minutes later when Itay informed me that the chick he fucked is the bitch we all call "stupid, loud-ass, leaching ho." God I hate her. ALL SHE DOES IS SCREECH AND YELL. And on the phone...her voice is like death. I hope she has an STD...I kind of want a single.
Anyway...other than that, not much happened today...I'm going to sit on my computer a little longer and then probably fondle myself to sleep. I'm out.

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so as you've all heard, i OD'd on my albuterol inhaler at hoyers. i shaked profusely for a half hour and my head is still THROBBING. so i havn't posted in a few days, so i'll just give highlights from each day. on friday i was mad sick, which is pretty ironic cuz on thursday i had people tell my 7th n 8th period teachers that i left early cuz i was sick. so i go to the doctor and in few words he pretty much says i'm fucked. sends me to a lung specialist, who says if i'm still like this in a week that i have to go on "support" or some shit. so they pump me with 3 perscriptions, and send me on my not so merry way. i had no idea i was THAT sick. on saturday i had to go do my community service at some country fair thingy and they had me running a game for little kids where they pop a balloon with a dart. they shut it down because some kid threw a dart wrong, so it bounced off a balloon and HIT ME in the chest. i'm serious. IT WENT IN! that wasn't cool. so then i went to jonno's or something (jazz bar) with joefi, his parents, and their friends, one of which is a crazy drunk lady who kept hitting on joefi (hahaha it was great.) today i went to joe's and we practiced "falling for you" for the cabaret night screening in 12 days!!! yikes!!!! it went aight. then dinner at home (by home i mean the puglisi's, hey i do live there now, like on thursday i was there before anyone got home and ali walked in but i was sleeping on the couch and it was funny... ok that was a long parenthesis) then we went to hoyers while me adam and kevin got to practice our ninja stealth moves while joefi covered for us. then the whole OD situation, (whoa, OD is kinda like OG, but not) and now i'm in the greatest pain ever. take it easy all.

P.S. i'm sorry that my post was so long and dull, you probably didn't even read through the whole thing. i don't blame you, i'm just rambling because my fingers are moving so fast i'm taking advantage of it.

yo yo, jsut got back from Hoyers(FINKLES)! i realized while iw as there i have this new obsession with scaring people. I dotn know why, but its so much fun to hide, and come up with elaborate and creative ways to scare people so bad they vomit. For instance, today we came up with an elaborate plan at Hoyers to scare jenny. We took 2 cars tehre, kevins and jofi's, we hid kevins car far away and me kevin and matt hid in the trees while jofi pretended he was waiting for us. So after jenny and steve got there and they went on line to et ice cream i snuk up to the car and popped out when they came back. man, it was satisfying. kevin came out right after and matt waited 10-15 mintues to reveal himself. After we regailed steve with stories of ninja's, and then matt OD'd on his asthma inhaler and feaked out and started running around all over the place, an intersting site to see. SO beware to whomever, there could be someoen lurkign around the corner......

Man what a tiring day. Like Markus said, nerd patrol was the usual bitch bitch, suck suck, i hate you, etc. Actually i think me and markus played quite well, and since we are probly the bands strongest players, that means the band did well. But who the fuck cares. Meagan is occasionally in our blog now? I think thats cool, a femanine perspective may liven up this sausage fest. Speaking of food Mr. Powers is large. I can't wait for halloween, i hope he dresses up as a house, or a minivan or a weather balloon. He'd be so convincing! Later today matty k ate dinner at my house (big suprise, he fucking lives here now) and then some of the og posse went for finkles and ninja talk. It was a pretty ok day. Now if only i knew why vincent hated me so much. Oh yeah i forgot matty k ODed on his asthma inhaler and started shaking and running like crazy. Boy was that funny. Too bad he didn't have nasal spray or that'd be another weekly goal down. Shame. Well its time for me to sit here and do nothing for a few hours before i go to sleep. Peace.

so the word on the street is that there was two parties last night. one of them being a guy named justin o'dell and the other being the prestigous MANDY MURRAY!!! what the fuck? i thought that mandy was a friend of mine and would inform me of such an event, but apparently i am wrong. well anyway, nerd patrol again today, such a bore, but after mr.powers bought us pizza, with the money that he got from the 50/50 yesterday, which he also used to get us sweet lu's yesterday. and at sweet lu's i was the main winner beating 5 straight opponents in connect four, and then i was tired of taking in the lime light so i gave it up for the position of at home asleep. well i hear how vincent killed itay in a drinking contest which is way kool. VINCENT FOR PRESIDENT!!! and i got to play adam in a one-on-one in b-ball, and we were trying to see how fancy we could be and it took soo long for one of us to score, adn now his stupid sister got into a fight with his mom over her not eating meat any longer, so i just finished the game and left. no wonder adam gets pissed at his family. so today my dad didnt hate me so much bc i went on my roof to clean out the gutters and cut down some tree limbs. but he'll hate me again tommorrow, oh well. make it a great day or not- the choice is yours.

yo yo, as a note i'd like to say

MEAGAN RYAN IS NOW PART OF THE BLOG AND WILL BE ON AS AN OCCAISONAL BLOGGER!



go conan!

yo yo, adam here, today went along without a hitch. Woke up at 2:30, nice god sleep, then after getting people's opinion's decided to get pizza from momma larusso's. Very good, highly recomended. Went home , ate it, watched football, then played football video games. Chilled for a while more and mark came over to get his bookbag he left in my car. We played basketball, mark won. Thats it for now

yo, it's Cent. What up?...yeah, so I'm a douchebag/scumbag/evil villain/horrible person/you know the rest. After doing shots with Itay last night...I won (I was told we made it to 18 and then Itay like...died, so I did one more and won). Anyway...me, bing the fucking jackass that I am, was supposed to wake up and go to Jen's concert at 1. So I'm sitting in the lounge and my phone rings...I answer it and it's Jen, "hi, where were you"..."FUCKING SHIT!! I"M SUCH A FUCKING DOUCHE...." followed by massive apologies. Yeah...I know...I'm a horrible person...I feel like such a shitface. I hope I'll find some way to make it up...Until then, I'll continue to be a douchebag and hit myself in the face.
P.S. - Joefi is gay.

yo yo, in my scowering the interent for random stuff like usual, i came across an interesting reference to the art of sucker punching which i thought my be usefull to all of our readers, so without further adue...

SUCKER PUNCHES

As soon as you sense trouble, unload everything you've got. (Surprise)
Put your hands up like "Hey, I don't want any trouble" knuckle fist to the throat.
Push your hat up, Fix your glasses, cough, etc, nail them in the nose
Turn to walk away and unleash a back kick.
Step backwards and pop out a front snap kick (practice this one many times first)
Slap them in the eyes and follow with blows to the stomach
If their hands are up, push their hands into their chest and follow up.
Step on their leading foot and strike to the head.
Turn completely around and come out with a spinning back fist.
Fake back fist to the face and rotate your hand down to grab the groin, rip off and throw away.
Kick to shins and follow with upper cut to chin
Box their ears (both), kick to shins, head grab and meet knee
Curse the imaginary cop that has come to break up the fight... then drop your guard like you weren't fighting, as soon as your opponent moves even a little, unload on him.
Slap their hands down and follow with back fist to nose.
Reach straight out, grab their hand then kick their ankle and pull the hand hard.
Hold your hand like you hurt it, snap out with a back fist to the nose.
If you must turn your back at close range follow with high elbows, then a back fist.

howdy! just got back from running (i ran 4 miles) and im fucking tired. i forgot to tell the other day, thurs, at lunch i happened to get overexited when danny erdheim told me that there was going to be a possibility of having enforcers of the science honor society(since danny and i lost the race for tresurer and president, respectively) so we had discussed this after the elections of us going around and beating people up in the name of the science honor society. so i was all happy and was yelling, "that's me and u danny! that's me and you! we'll just go around and smash skulls.." this is when i punched my hand forgeting that in it i had an unopened bag of cheez-doodles in my hand and it popped on impacted and got the orange cheez stuf all over my shirt. luckily i did it in front of all of these girls that danny was talking to, so i wasnt even the least bit embarrassed. {thats sarcasm for those of u who didnt pick up on it} but luckily it was easlily brushed off. so as for today i had nerd patrol which wasnt actually as bad as i thought it would be, but i dont like the people in it, well except joey p and maybe kenny on occasion, and a few people that none of u would know, so i like 15% of the band. and so i dont enjoy it that much. but mr.powers is really fat so that makes up for any problems i have with it. [he looks so funny] yesterday as u read in kevin's entry today, i went over to gongs for a little and watched only one episode of family guy, sadly. and when i got home i started to read for a little bit before i fell asleep. and today what really got me was taht when my mom came home i happened to be lying on my couch in my living room and when she came home with scott, she brought my dinner, so i walk into my kitchen, because i was hungry and wanted to eat, adn she started yelling b/c i had a lot of lights on so i could read, and then she goes "look at my couch!!!" and i go,"i just got up i was lying there, ill fix it in a bit" then she yells, "u were using that green thing?, and i said, "yeah i was cold" adn she said, "well why dont u wear some clothes adn not cover yourself in my tablecloth!" i was unaware of this item being a tablecloth so i was surprised. oh well thats pretty much all the happenings today. goodnight.

Hey Now!!Im back after a short vacation at Baxters Pharmacy. It SUCKED. I was sooo fuckin bored i almost killed myself. Eventually there was no one around so i just walked around the store farting and singing.Im disgusting. All I did was read an issue of Rolling Stone, Maxim, Weekly World News. My Highlight was the time I spent watching a man make a ton of copies.Went to Gongs last night and chilled and slept over. It was good. Me, adam, Jofi, and Marky T split 6 orders of garlic knots and a sicilian pie because its fun to be gluttons. We watched a lot of FG and Fell asleep as usual only to be awoken by several attackers pummeling me with pillows, which i really didnt mind but then Steve decided to fart on my face and that pissed me off. FUCKING BASTARD!! Thats enough for now. Later

yo yo, just got home from the soccer game wit mark. skool was aight today galati made me run during class, so i cut gym(don't tell ms youngs!) after we had forensics wit palmizzy and j-meyer, fun as always. then drama , which went real well. amy was there, that was interesting. she looks completely emaciated (for matt, it means really skinny), when i hugged her i felt all of her ribs, it was so gross. I dont understand girls, they all wanna be bone skinny, don't they understand that it ain't appealing if there's nothing there. let's face it guys, bones are for dogs. amy, if u reading, gain literally like 15-20 pounds, seriously. totally. honestly. literally. me and mark decided next girl that complains they need to lose weight we gonna give a black eye. seriously. totally. honestly. literally. out to gongfellows!

Yo, it's 'Cent...I want to start this post with a confession. This is directed toward Joefi, and I apologize in advance for any hardship this may cause you. I don't want to dance around this issue any more, so I'll get right to it. I fucked Al...and I fucked her hard...three times plus once up the ass....and she loved it...it was damn good. I know she's ur sister and all, but I had to do it...she begged me. I had to do it before I left for college. There, now that that's off my chest I feel sooo much better! Who the fuck cares about Joefi's feelings anyway? I sure don't. (oh, yeah, almost forgot...the abortion is paid for, Joefi, so you don't have to worry about that). Ok, now what material of actual importance do I have to say...Adam can't do physics, no surprise there...he has Leung...the stupid dogeating filth of a 'fizziks' teacher. Uhh...what happened today...walking back from dinner in collegetown we had to avoid the infamous "semen pools" (yes, they are what they sound like, and yes, the do exist). After that, it was pretty much smooth sailing.
Sitting in chem today next to two dogeaters I hear one say to the other "what nationality are you?" Dogeater 2 responds "Chinese...how about you?...you look Korean."...Problem number one: THEY ALL FUCKING LOOK THE SAME!!! THERE'S NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CHINK AND A KOREAN! THEY ALL GOT THE SAME SLANTY EYES AND THEY ALL CHEAT!!! Then, dogeater number one replies "Korean!?!? Hell no, I'm Chinese too. Chinese people are the best" Problem number two: WHAT THE FUCK!!! CAN WE SAY DIRTY FILTH THAT MULTIPLY LIKE BACTERIA AND OVERPOPULATE THE EARTH ABSOLUTELY CANNOT BE "THE BEST" Sometimes I wish I had the power to make people lack life...you know, as in DIE!
With that said....BAM!!!...Joefi's dead...now I can fuck his sister all I want. Peace out!

What up, after a long night of hw and a relatively boring day, i think i'll just post the crazy ryhme battle me and marky t had online.
OnlythsFar (9:54:38 PM): i suppose
Sportsn2 (10:01:16 PM): chicken hose?
OnlythsFar (10:07:35 PM): large jew nose?
Sportsn2 (10:07:52 PM): marching band blows?
OnlythsFar (10:12:54 PM): tomorow i hope it snows?
Sportsn2 (10:13:25 PM): darnelle perrone has man toes?
OnlythsFar (10:26:45 PM): elmo pimps hoes
OnlythsFar (10:26:47 PM): ?
Sportsn2 (10:27:24 PM): DO U THINK HOROWITZ KNOWS?.
OnlythsFar (10:28:52 PM): that marsha wears gothic clothes?
Sportsn2 (10:31:13 PM): if he confronts me i might have to throw some 'bows
OnlythsFar (10:31:44 PM): by your clock the cock rooster crows
Sportsn2 (10:33:21 PM): do u know what woman i chose?
OnlythsFar (10:35:11 PM): awww there it goes
Sportsn2 (10:36:31 PM): when i took off my shirt, all i heard were "wows and whoas"
OnlythsFar (10:38:21 PM): and the mocking crude remarks of all your foes
Sportsn2 (10:39:49 PM): every day in ap physics i always doze
OnlythsFar (10:40:01 PM): and dream of sucking on adriannes toes
Sportsn2 (10:41:00 PM): i already used toes we'll just keep on, and see how it goes
OnlythsFar (10:41:18 PM): and i already used goes, but homer always hangs out at moes
Sportsn2 (10:43:39 PM): there is a very individual person that i know and i wonder if there will be anymore joe coes
OnlythsFar (10:44:12 PM): hopefully not like a woman who sews
Sportsn2 (10:48:19 PM): i dont like a girl with a dirty cho-cho
OnlythsFar (10:49:06 PM): remember in legend of zelda that had those ghosts they call poes?
Sportsn2 (10:49:06 PM): ok i gotta go joe
OnlythsFar (10:49:16 PM): wait one more yo
OnlythsFar (10:49:24 PM): i use to write lots of good prose
OnlythsFar (10:49:54 PM): ok later mark whoes not erin rose
That went on for some time. Ok enough. Peace.

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TODAY
today was a pretty good day actually. i got plenty of sleep in english and math and chemistry. then i left with adam at 12:30 (i had to cut 7th n 8th periods, no biggie) to go to cicero's n meet my sister (ange) n her boyfriend (anthony) for lunch, but she couldn't make it, she was busy wit students. so after, adam drops me at joe's house (it's around 1:30 at that point) nope, no one was home, but i know the garage combo (i practically live there after all) i napped on their couch again. ali woke me up when she got home, n was very surprised to see me on her couch... haha... good times... so then we met joefi and marky t at ciceros, cuz they went to school for all 8 periods (SUCKAS!) n watched them eat. marky t went on hatin about vinny femia n such, then adam took me home. (yeh, my real house) the rest of the day was pretty boring... i miss gabby.... only 2 more days till we can tlk again.... i start workin tomorrow i think my good friend alex mendelson will actually be the one training me. that'll be pretty fun. aight personal info is done... next post is my advertisement.

aight yo, i'ma have three posts for today. one is yesterday's events, one is today's, and one is an advertisement.
YESTERDAY
school, blah blah, me n joefi followed adam to the mobil station, where he found the slowest pump in the joint and we literally stood there chillin for at least 10 minutes while he filled up the durango. went inside, adam spilled v8 splash everywhere. adam n joefi went to drama, joe dropped me off at home. (by "home" i mean joe's house) i chilled wit ali for a while n napped on their couch. went home at 6.... lemme think..... i dont remember what happened after that except for being upset n missing gabby.... sigh.... aight next post.

Hey there everyone! Hope your day was as interesting as mine. Vinny Femia reminded me today why i hate him so much (not like seeing his face everyday for 2 periods doesnt) but he happened to be messing with some cats that im real kool with. During ap physics Bryan Kwiatkowski and Jesus Santos were sleeping inm the back center desk {it was in rm 308 so there are 2 peps to a lab table} and of course this asshole has to shout them out by saying, "Mr.Leung, can I wake them up, since they're sleeping?" WHAT THE FUCK TYPE OF PERSON DOES THAT. HE OBVIOUSLY DOESNT WANT TO BE LIKED!!! So of course this dickhead wakes them up by slamming his book on their desk.(i really wanted to turn around and throw my binder at his face. So then the next period we had to relocate to 335, in the new wing with the white, marker boards. and during this period we had to do a problem that involved a gorilla throwing a banana off of a building. so mr. leung draws a building that has two parallel vertical lines with a slanted angular roof, making the appearance of a fifth graders drawing of a house. Vinny then goes, "thats a house, not a building" so i pointed out his stupidity by saying,"A house is a sort of building, you douche." and then he said almost inaudably,"shut the fuck up mark" like a little embarressed bitch. Then after school i planned on running but ended up going with joefi to ciceros and meeting adam and matty k there, (not in the trip in adams blog) and having a slice before the guy, who i think is the owner got upset with us because adam was "popping" the cap of my ice tea a million times. Then off to another boring practice at nerd patrol and now getting ready for the hurricane to hit. Take care in the storm, i need to go tie down all my belongings. OH and if anyone didnt see adrienne today, i thought id let u know that she looked even more amazing than normal. Also casey olberman talked with me on the lunch line, bc i was nice enough to let her pass me--- shit she just used me. Oh well :(

yo yo, jsut got home from school at 1:30! well i got off at 12:30 but me and matty k went to lunch, no, he doesnt have super early dismissal, not even early dismissal. But i took him along. while at ciceros i discovered something. he's one of the few people whoa ctually uses the "weekly goal" section of his agenda handbook, he has goals for the whole year in there, here is a smplign of them....
•get out of this hellhole
•bowl a perfect game
•get a hole in one
•slap someone in the face with a fish
•get someone to admit "i have the coolest kicks in the cave"
•eat moldy bread and live
•O.D. on nasal spray
•go trick or treating after Halloween
•get license back around now(his is taken away for driving to New Hampshire)
•make soup so you can throw it at someone and say "no soup for you!"
•punch the kid behind me in math in the face and break it
•Convince Mr Hand to streak through school with me
•draw a duck real good. work up from there
•Chissel David Shan's name into desk
•sell weed to my probation officer
•get Mr Vo to chant " USA! USA! USA!"
•witness mr powers running and tripping
•dance with a carrot
•come up with more ideas for this area
•invent a new drug. call it: WOW! oh, WOWEE, WOW WOW WOW!!!
•faint in english, if i cant really do it, fake it
•find nicest car in parking lot and beat it with baseball bat
•find crappiest car in parking lot and give the owner a dollar
•convicne a strait guy to think he's gay
•bring flask of JD to school , every time a etacher says something i dont understand take a shot. bring refills
•eat other people's lunches while they arent looking
•take a piss in a garbage can
•begin writing a book. After first sentence give up and smoke up!
•train roosters, have cockfight in middle of hallway
•glaze loins with apple juice
•get Mr Vo and Mr Bredberg to fight each other. See how agile Vo is and how fat and useless Bredberg is
•Join Adam and Kevin in Bassani's class. when she asks why i'm there, start siezuring
•get a boner and run into people
•start a study group. HA HA HA HA HA H AHA HA HA HA HA
•do 10 jumping jacks every time someone says "chinchilla"
•get used to people telling me i'll amount to nothing
•and every sentence with "according the prophecy!''
•begin every meal by eating it
•make last goal REALLY good
•fuck you

I'm also gonna include a translation guide for matt entitled "Helpers on understandign what matt is saying"

MATT SAYS REAL MEANINGS
Dick Sanders = Kenny G
Jerry Lewis = Louis Armstrong
the lights, aren't you? = turn off the lights?
The Blues Brothers = The Beatles
how does your Dad do ....what he does?= how'd your dad get the PBA card

it's 'Cent...WHAT THE FUCK!...BV just informed me "I might be having people over in a few minutes"...LIKE FUCKING HELL YOU WILL!!!! I have a 9:05 class tomorrow...Just because your lazy (racial explitive deleted) ass doesn't go to class doesn't mean mine doesn't either. I don't care who the fuck you are entertaining, when I want to go to sleep, they leave...and I hope I made that clear, otherwise they'll be in for a rude awakening. Do whatever the fuck you want on the weekends...I don't care...Invite the whole world over...but now during the fucking week. Anyway...I hope everyone else's life is as action-packed as mine. From reading what's been going on, I don't have much to say except one thing to Joefi, which is, "dude, ur in high school...there is nothing you can do to make your life hectic and stressful, so stop complaining that it is." and one thing in general...Jared is a scumbag (Just for you, Mark). Have fun with your hurricane tomorrow...I think we are going to get the after effects here on Friday evening...meh, whatever. Peace to all.

hey there friends!!!, do take that seriously because anyone who is friends by reading the blogs who reads the blogs are good friends of mine. That was a very incoherant sentence but moving on... Today was an awesome day, at 2nd period i was about ready to fall asleep when the fire alarm went off, so outside i went and happened to meet up with kevin, which was kool. Then when we reached our final destination of the grass directly in front of the tennis courts and behind us just happened to be Adrienne Heady (who for those of you who don't know is probably the nicest, most beautiful girl in my grade, with an extremely sexy voice) After that i attended another guidance session with adkins who printed me off a books worth of college admissions stuff (all of which he clicked "print" before even seeing whether or not the information was useful) Most of what happened the rest of the day was pretty dumb, until afterschool. At the science honor society meeting i was running with Greg Albert for the positions of President and Vice-president. We were running against joey dunn and dylan mindich (who had no chance) and Jeremy hannum and Michelle pugliesi (no relation to joefi). I was promised almost everyones vote but some how we lost by 1 FUCKING VOTE!!!! AND JARED, WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND, DIDNT EVEN VOTE FOR ME. WHICH IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!!! after that i attended drama, which beforehand i had to run to my car to get my bag of teddy grahams that i bought in cornell, and I FINALLY GOT TO SAY MY LINE!!! yes, i did say "line" and not "lines" for those of you who dont know, the most important character of the play is Brent, who is played by me, only has one line in the show on page 86 {which is the last page of the show}. I then came home to a house that im not wanted at (my mom's away and my dad hates me) to prepare for the hurricane tommorrow. Good Luck tomorrow and hopefully we will all weather the storm. and by the way I HOPE THAT JEREMY AND MICHELLE BREAK UP AND THE SCIENCE HONOR SOCIETY FALLS INTO THE GROUND, SO THAT THEY REGRET NOT ELECTING ME AND GREG And DANNY ERDHEIM as tresurer. ASSHOLES, I HOPE UR LEFT IN A CLOSET FOR A YEAR WITH VINNY FEMIA IN WITH U, DICKHEADS

yo yo, just got home, had drama today, was fun, before i broke a b-8 juice container and spilled it on mobil station, meh, waht ar eya gonna do. after drama i dropped off people in stony point, haverstraw and pomona, opposite ends of earth! After went to drivers ed, that was cool, lottsa NR peeple. Met a new kid, Kevin Lesseski. he's aight. After droppin kevin off me and kevin(rodriguez) crashed the field hockey team's pasta party at steve's house, i ate sooo much food, the Jordan's always like me to clean up the food so they dotn hafta throw it out. The girls said we were tall. It felt good to be tall. Now i home and dead tiwed....but of course someone might keep me up all nite when i specifically said i wanan go to sleep, even though she knows it weird for me to be tired(karen!)

What up, shit as if i don't have enough to do now i'm taking drivers ed with adam and kevin. Boy am i overworked. Today after school me and matty k were drivin to my home when we saw adam on his way to the mobil station. So i sped past my street and kept going down rosman till we came to thel ight at 202. Since he was a car ahead of me i pulled a slick manuvuer and went through the bank of new york parking lot to cut the guy off and be right behind adam. Then we went to mobil and while adam was juggling his v8 juice whatever, he dropped the bottle and it spilled everywhere....man that was funny. Adam walked briskly away, i ducked into the bathroom, and matty k tried his best to stifle his laughter, but just stood there. After that we tried to get garlic knots from johnnys but they didn't have so we got pizza instead. Matty k wanted to chill at my house so i left him there and sped to the high school to eat my buffallo chicken slice (maaaaaaaaad good). Drama, drama, drama, finally no more drama and gongfellow wanted me to teach her how to pump gas......i ask you HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW??? PICK IT UP AND STICK IT IN!!! GOD! ok enough anger. Then i was off to tutoring (we finished his hw in record time, 22 minutes!) After that drivers ed was.....interesting. And now i'm home, puttin off my english essay until tommorow, when i already have 6 pages of notes for american history. I'd rather be sleeping. Ok enough of my pointless ranting. Peace

P.S. Hey adam, should we invited jenny and make this an OG blogathon? or keep it strictly He-man-woman-haters-clubish little rascals style?

P.P.S. NOT IT!

yoyo, just got home from drama, rehearsal was cool, school sucked cuz i ahte my teacher, tho chris, kevin and I did much "plannning" during english. about what u might say? well, no, u'll find out some other time, other than Mrs. Bassan bein a bitch school was aight, super early dissmisal tommorrow! now off to drivers ed

Hey Now! Im sitting here in computer programming doing nothing listening to the sweet sound of Parweez's voice. Glad to see Steve's back although we all had our fingers crossed that he was at leats maimed and didnt have any dumb ass comments, but you win some, you lose some. Was talking to Amanda and she told me about how pissed Jordon was so ill have to get him a gift or a card or a fruit basket. Later

wut up everyone, it's 'Cent. Welcome, Marky T...DON'T BE LOUD! Anyway...while sitting in my computer chair clipping my toenails, I came to the discovery that my feet smelled like ass about ten times more than than usually do. "Why are my feet so rank?" I asked myself. Upon pondering for a few moments I came to the conclusion that it is probably because I'm too lazy to take my sandals off in the shower to wash my feet, so I don't. Yeah....the next time I shower I'll do that...maybe.
Anyway, glad to hear Stephen's dead. He was a useless sack of excrement anyway. Moving on, apparently I have a meeting with the Residence Hall Director for "violating quiet hours" on September 5th, at 1:26 AM. Of course, like 2 billion other people in the world, the RHD is a dumb Chinese fuck. He can kiss my ass...I'll set his dogeating ass straight (for the full story, ask me, I'm too lazy to type it here).
Apparently the first mock trial meeting was today...Adam and Kevin both cut ("by accident")...they better get their act together...meh, whatever, not my problem...I don't go to school there anymore.
To continue on something that Marky T posted...yeah, Vinny Femia is a douche bag. He's a fucking dickwad (there's a word I haven't used in a while) who needs to take his prepubescent penis and stick it in a pencil sharpener.
Don't got class tomorrow till 1:25...probably will sleep till 1...we'll see. Either way, I'm out. Later.

UGH, today SUCKED big time. what a horrible day. after school i went to "dr davis", then the gym for 2 1/2 hours to get my stress out. got back, (shower is here) went to cello lesson. i know, i know, SHUT THE FUCK UP. get home, surprise surprise!!! "dr. davis" has called and need me back TONIGHT. i'm not even gonna talk about what went on there, but i just got home n i still have a shitload of english homework to do that i'll stare at for an hour, then give up n put it away. then set my alarm early to do it in the morning, then wake up and say "fuck this shit", go back to sleep, never do it and not get my license back because my english grades will come out bad. and sorry guys, but I MISS GABBY! i'm not allowed to fuckin talk to her till fuckin saturday! what is this shit??! FUCK. i love her. sorry. anyway, marky t, welcome to ask madden, and i'm glad you could join us. see tomorrow's post for an advertisement of my next "project".... heh heh heh. aight i'm out. take it easy all.

Yo Playas, i finally have a blog!!!! Im so happy, and i was so pissed bc the user name of "Mark" was already taken and they wouldnt allow "Mark Turner" or "Marky T". Good thing this website isnt a girl or id have kevin punch it. Anyway vinny femia is an asshole and made the most awkward conversation to a group of people which included Me, Jennifer Brannigan, Marsha Davis, Andrew Davie, and Kiera. It was probably so awkward BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO TALK TO HIM. Well the talk was all directed to andrew and andrew properly responded with rude "NO's" without making eyecontact, even though i was a little upset when vinny asked andrew if he wanted to fight him and andrew declined. BECAUSE I TOTALLY WOULDA SAID I HAD DAVIE'S BACK, THROWN MY BOOKS DOWN AND BEEN THE FIRST IN THE FIGHT, even before andrew. Well i would just like to thank adam yudman, for fulfilling my dreams of eating finkles and having a blog. Now i gotta go, gotta memorize my one line. peace

What up, i'd like to start this blog with a fond farewell to the late, somewhat great, Stephen Jordan. Its really too bad he had to bite the big one. His memory will always live on and all that whatever blah blah anyway the day was quite a good one. School was easy enough, not too much of that stupid stuff i hate (hw). Mock trial went well, adam slept through it, chavo forgot, vincent graduated, and Jordan remembered how horrible my hypothetical was last year. Time to get to work (and call vincent). Dar and amanda are most definetly lawyers this year, perhaps erin (or as Jordan would put it, the robot) and kathleen kelly, adam if he can not sleep through another meeting, and that leaves one spot open.....but it probly won't be me unless i try really really hard. My dear friends, impressing Jordan is like flying to the moon with a vacuum cleaner, some chicken wire, and a happy meal. I'm sure the only person i know who could fly to the moon is matty k, but his equipment is slightly different.......anyhow i got stuff to do and cabaret night planning to plan. Peace

yo yo, i would really like to express my deepest condolences to Stephen THomas Jordan's family and friends. His death has really hurt us all. However, if u we stick together, and remember him, we can see that it aint no big deal, and we could easily replace his presence. I mean, c'mon, it was only steve, we just need someone who plays the guitar at inoppurtune times, makes disgusitng noises (eeeeeeeeeeh), farts in my car, and coughs as a preamble to his BORING, BORING stories,hey i think i saw someone like that walk by my house, gotta go!

I LOVE drooling in my sleep and waking up on a wet pillow. Oh and Steve died. Pass it on.

What up. bout time i updated or somethin cause everyones been blogging today except me. probly because a) i been busy with drama/tutoring and b) i been swamped with work and such... oh man. I can't wait to go to bed. tommorow nothing special happens execept we're one day closer to friday. hopefully i won't fall asleep with my head leaning in the aisle in mrs ryans class again....boy is she oblivious. good thing vincent can explain math over the phone or i'd be fucked. Sleeping in class is always fun, except when you drool incessantly while you sleep. thats why i can't sleep on my binder anymore......aight its time for me to get some sleep already. Peace

P.S. Wheres steve??

yo yo, man i am fucking tired! i just spent well over 45 minutes being a messenger between karen and vicnent, college crap. I didnt say anything, all i was doin was copying and pasting. but at least i get the global homework out of it. I WANT MY CEREAL ALREADY! i've had a bowl of cookie crisp waiting to be drowned in milk for like 20 minutes! well..... at least i finish school at 12:30 tommorrow.........

word kev. holla at the kid

Thanks Matty my boy. Thats what OG is all about!

uh... kevin? both of your blog entries ARE on the site, so maybe you should check back next time before putting urself through the work of doing 2. just lookin out for you man, i don't like to see you upset. :'( uh... today sucked, it was mad boring, and i found out i'm not allowed to talk to my fiance for a while according to both our parents. great. great fuckin day. great. take it easy all.
oh yeh, and "muddafucka".... watch what you say. u dont want to go near vince unless you want me n the whole OG crew all upons. we're a deadly combination and i know streva could kill you on his own but it would still be fun for us to make you bleed more after you're dead. have a nice day!

HEY NOW! Im royally pissed cuz i just typed a long ass post and it dissapeared so this will have none of the zest of my other one. Oh Well. I got home from drama to insane tummy achings so i had a large evacuation session. Cornell was so gangsta so we all wore our gear today so that evryone would notice. We love attention! Drama was cool i got mad lines tho so ill prolly quit. Just to let you know im listening to an ill song by Andre(Ice Cold) 3000 of outkast titled Hey Ya, awesome song. Im gonna try to post more often whether you like it or not! Oh Yea I discovered what is wrong with Emily's face. Her eyes are too close together. That coupled with a low brow line and low ears make her look like a side show attraction. Lizater.

p.s. NOT IT!!

THE DERIVATIVE OF 1,000,000 IS ZERO!!!!!!!!! I've done my part.

yo yo, just came back from drama, as u can tell i spoke with 'cent bout mr adkins.....school was cool, we (me kevin mark) got a free pizza pie from national honor society and tried to trade it to mr powers for 5 illegal hall passes, he didnt take, so we took away less things and asked for more(we dont know how to haggle), anyway, we sold it to suckers in drama, but we donated the money to the drama fund! today we spoke with nicole pagnotta, we stressed to her that we really do read her blog and want no trouble. soo if ur reading, chilax. same wit gongfellow. drama was cool, inside jokes wit me kevin and jofi and mark kept comin up during read thorugh, wasnt our fault, people kept saprking it with certian words, like how jofi cant say "melk" or "violen" steph was at drama, ugh, why would u wanna hang out wit US? i switched my scheudle so i can get off at 12:30 every other day! we'll see how this plays out.....arbitrary day rating.....derivative of 1,000,000

HEY NOW! Its Kevin. SHit i havent posted in like a month. Well thats all in the past. Got back from drama today to insane stomach rumblings that escalated into a major deuce-dropping session. Meh. Umm..drama was fun but i got mad lines so i think ill quit.(JOKING). Cornell was ill and we all wore our shirts today and got noticed by everyone! Cant you tell how much we love attention? I was surprised at how everyone actually gave us their screenames when we told them to. I LOVE POWER!! Man cent was fucking violent but is quite right about Freddie. What a goon.

P.S. > I realized what it is about Emily that makes her just over the top hideous. Her eyes are too close together making her look like a caged carnival attraction. Not to mention that her brow arch is too low and her ears are too low in accordance with her head. Just observations not judgments.

P.P.S > NOT IT!!

'Cent here again, sorry to post so immediately right after I just made a post, but I feel compelled to reply to "Muddafucka's" entry in the guestbook. You fucking coward, go ahead, I dare you to come up here and kill me. I'll rape you so bad that your ass will bleed for days. Come near me and I WILL EAT YOUR FACE, TIE YOUR PENIS IN A KNOT, AND RAM MY FIST UP YOUR RAPED ASS. BITCH!

'Cent here. NOT IT!...JOEFI'S IT!!! HA!!! Anyway, the sole purpose of this post is to be sure the entire world knows what a blithering IDIOT Freddie Adkins is. I could, quite seriously have had a much easier time in high school had he not existed. All those useless meetings with him...such an unproductive waste of my time. The man is a dolt. He misadvises students (ie: regarding college applications and SATs), is absolutely NO HELP when it comes to "guiding" and his job would imply, and is just an all-around FUCKING IMBECILE! So, Mr. Adkins, you can take your tiny, little head and stick it up Dr. Watkins' big, fat ass. You KNOW the only reason you are employed is because you were a former NRHS student. I hope your car stalls across train tracks and your head is too inundated by utter nothingness for you to react and get out of it. The loss of your life would mean the acceptance of more of your students into better schools. You are a disgrace. DIE!
AND AGAIN, I'd just like to stress...JOEFI IS IT!!!!!!!!!

NOT IT! ..... i have no idea what we're talking about....

Joefi's it!

JOFI'S IT!

NOT IT

What up, just finished unpacking from our truly excellent and way too short trip to Cornell. You've already heard most of the story from adam so i won't reitterate, except for EMBASSY INN RM 14 SUCKA! Oh man that indian desk clerk smelled horrible. Anywho it was definetly nice to see vincent again, it felt like old times...we galavanted and ate like kings in the cornell dining hall (all you can eat, and boy did we eat a shit load of food), watched family guy, met vincents college friends like Patrick, almost met friends like Itay, and are pretty sure we met BV (black vincent). Boy it was great. I am seriously going to apply to cornell, the campus is beautiful! I didn't really want to ocme back to highschool yet, but i, like most of the travelers in our band, felt a bit homesick. but i still want to go to college soon, it seems like a shitload of fun. But i got time before college, i'm the second youngest og, only a junior (Jennifer B is only a sophmore and Matty K is a few months older than me). Anyway to answer mattison k avenue's post, i would never pretend to be able to speak ebonics. Whatever i said i most likely blurted out as some sort of humerous something, due to the fact that i am the whitest white boy since sliced white bread. No white guy will ever be as black as you matty k. Speaking of black, the secret project, "devil be not proud" was a success. Thought you should all know. Ok moving on to conans tenth aniversary special, starting in 30 minutes. Should be quite funny. Oh and to my fellow bloggers: NOT IT!

yo yo, just got back from Cornell, Oh My God! Its sooooooo awesome. Cornell is like the size of a really gigantic college campus. I've never seen anything like it. Its sooooo huge and not cementy like other schools, all the buildings are vintage looking. There's so many things to do and so many beautiful people, (yes, i know we stuck out like the size tag on a pair of jeans that you wear the first day of school and are so excited cuz u got an awesome sale but then the girl u secretly have a crush on tells u the size tag is on and u run home crying). The insides of the communtiy scenters look like houses frunsihed by MTV. Very retro. And it is right next to College Town, which a big town wit all these frat aprties and stores and restaurants to go to. On any givin thursday friday or saturday the streets are filled with people walking from party to party. We got a motel room 2 miles from campus, EMBASSY INN, rm 14! The trip up and back suprisingly went by real quick, was a nice ride. We visited Jen while there too at Ithaca (it like 10 min away), we ran a muck around the music building adn scared her roomate. Me Mark and vincent also hiked around this lake and dam, and we bottled water from a waterfall, me and amrk drank some but it tastes like rock, but hopefully will give us super powers. Jofi and Kevin woulda came but they napped in the room(however i dont think they really would've came). Unfortunately we never got to see Vincent's Roomate, Black Vincent(BV). However we are fairly sure he was the one who was outisde who showed us to MAry Donlan(vincent's dorm hall). All i can say is really wish i would've visited Cornell in 9th grade, so i could've had something to shoot for. Instead i think we're all gonna go to Ithaca and just hang out at Cornell. We wanna see if its possible to attend Ithaca classes but live at Cornell.

Yo, 'Cent here. The boys left about three hours ago, so fortunately for you, that means they can update the blog. Funny shit happened today. BV's comforter is black...so I walk in my room, walk around a little bit...scratch myself in inappropriate ways, do a little dance...the usual...and then I go on the 'puter and put on Billy Joel...REALLY LOUDLY. I'm listening to it for like half hour and Scott from down the hall walks in. He talks about Billy Joel and then asks, "This loud music doesn't bother your roommate when he's sleeping?"..."WHAT THE FUCK! MY ROOMMATE IS HERE!?!?!?!," I reply. Yeah, so...uhh...he blended in, thank goodness I didn't do inappropriate things with him here...I had no clue. I don't think I have anything else to say...I know there was something I wanted to write about...but I forgetted. O well. Peace out.

well yesterday was interesting. not everyday do my friends try to kill me for my cds. joefi adam chavo n mark wanted to borrow my cds for their "road trip". (the one i wouldve come to if i really wanted to) i didnt want to give them up cuz i JUST got them back. long story short, i ended up hanging on for dear life onto adam's jeep's hood while they sped down the road trying to throw me off. i got my cds back eventually (except for "gangsta music", which i lent to them for a dollar), chilled wit ali (joefi's sister) at joes house cuz i didnt want to go home, then spent the night at tim's. today i rearranged my room COMPLETELY n its mad tight. anyway, joefi, to answer your question: electric boogaloo is one of the most important subsections of dance. back in the mid 70's, boogie and breakdancing first hit the clubs. electric boogie is the predecessor of electric boogaloo. electric boogie is "back in the day" breakdancin. brought to us first by the "Harlem Pop Lockers", who invented such moves as the robot, and mime. electric boogie has evolved into one of the finest dance forms, now known as breakdancing, or, "electric boogaloo". so there you have it, joe. from the brain of the man you've gotsta know, i'm one bad wigga who got SO much soul. n joe, enough wit the ebonics in ur blog. no one's buyin it. haha j/k. take it easy all.

Yo, here chillin at Cornell. The campus is soooo gangsta! I'd much like to come here, but its tres difficult. I can't wait to freakin party like crazy. The campus is HUGE...we were going to drive from one side to the other but we decided not to, it was mad far. Adam just belched and made a fart noise. It was quite impressive, i swear. Oh, BV's away message is "i am Gay". I find that amusing. Also, i pose this question....what does electric boogaloo mean?? Not only is it BV's screenname (elektriqboogaloo) but its in a Red Hot Chili Peppers song as well...anyone know? Leave any answers in the guestbook. Ok now i'm out. Peace

yo yo , i sittin here at cent's dorm room!!! he sucha party aminal, we gettin ready to watch family guy wit all the college kids, lets hope mark actually comes home, i have a feeling he might stay u hang out at parties. The school issoooooo intimidating! its soooooooooooooooooooo huge!!!!!!!! well gg, ta ta

yo, it's 'Cent AKA 'Centhew AKA 'Centcenzo AKA "The Valleydick"...it's friday. I got no class today. The boys is coming up to Corneezy for da weekend. Should be fun. Unfortunately I have to spend my fair share of time on the hockey ticket waiting line otherwise I don't get season tickets. I'll figure something out. I have to be brief because I have to take the biggest shit right now, and I don't want to go in my pants (again). So, uh, Joefi is prolly madd tired cause of his allnighter but that's not my problem. I hope they don't get lost on the way here...with Adam driving, anything is possible.
Expect few updates this weekend...they'll all be too busy visiting me...the only loser who is left to update this is Stephen, and we all know what a big LOSER he is...just read the Guestbook...as you can see, others share my opinion. OK, that's it for now...shit is on its way. Peace.

whadup its matt. joes post was MAD long yo. aight i'm out.

JOEFI here, what up. Yes its 5:20 in the morning, no i did NOT wake up early, and yup Matty K is right here. Thats right folks, me and the great Stinga pulled an all nighter on a school night . To quote matts burnt out mindset: "That light, aren't you going?" I still don't know what he meant. But who wouldn't be burned out, the secret project AKA Devil Be Not Proud is totally complete. Its actually our own version of a rolling stones song called sympathy for the devil. Yeah its for nerd patrol, and yeah they are gonna fuck it up beyond recognition, but hey, it is still quite awesome. Its even got Matts signature lick in it. I'd type it, but its not the same. I should probably start at the beginning of yesterday day though, instead of now. Ha, i thought i was soooo tired yesterday morning.....i fell asleep in study hall, that was fun. I had a watch imprint on my right arm till 4th period. Casey Warner is gettin drivers ed forms so me, Adam and Kevin can get started on some getourseniorlicensesat17sowecandobadthingsafter9insteadofbefore. Somehow the great Matty K already took it and will get his senior license in November. (pause to watch awesome midnight club stunt on Stingas laptop) Not as awesome as promised. He continues to brag. (pause again) wow, that one sucked. On with the day....lunch, boars head combo, mmmm. Ap music theory, aced my key signature quiz (after failing the first two). After school was drama auditions, they went well i thought. After that me, Kevin and Adam met at ciceros to discuss what roles we wanted and who we thought we fit as our understudies. Then off to a suprisingly productive tutoring session, then home to find Matty K strolling in my front door. His dad was backing out of the driveway as i passed by to swing my car around into it spot, and since his dad has a knack for not looking where he's goin, i had to punch it to get past him before he backed right into me. I walked in and found a nice dinner of salmon and fried rice waiting for me. mmmmmm. The next thing i know, its 3 am, and we're still workin. We killed ourselves over that thing, so powers better respect. Wow. School in two hours. we did drink a whole lot of coffee last night so i wouldn't be suprised if we're all there in school today. I wish we could just stay home. At least i'll sleep like a baby tommorow, i need rest before THE BIG TRIP!!! Not long till we go visit Vincent! Its gonna be a few days without updates from myself, Kevin or Adam. We'll be too busy insulting one another, being extremely lazy, gettin college nerds to do our hw, and of course visiting Vincent. Ok Matty K just commented on the absurd lenght of this entry so i'm gonna stop. Good night, or morning, or whatever.

// posted by Joefi @ 4:22 AM