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yo yo, in my scowering the interent for random stuff like usual, i came across an interesting reference to the art of sucker punching which i thought my be usefull to all of our readers, so without further adue...

SUCKER PUNCHES

As soon as you sense trouble, unload everything you've got. (Surprise)
Put your hands up like "Hey, I don't want any trouble" knuckle fist to the throat.
Push your hat up, Fix your glasses, cough, etc, nail them in the nose
Turn to walk away and unleash a back kick.
Step backwards and pop out a front snap kick (practice this one many times first)
Slap them in the eyes and follow with blows to the stomach
If their hands are up, push their hands into their chest and follow up.
Step on their leading foot and strike to the head.
Turn completely around and come out with a spinning back fist.
Fake back fist to the face and rotate your hand down to grab the groin, rip off and throw away.
Kick to shins and follow with upper cut to chin
Box their ears (both), kick to shins, head grab and meet knee
Curse the imaginary cop that has come to break up the fight... then drop your guard like you weren't fighting, as soon as your opponent moves even a little, unload on him.
Slap their hands down and follow with back fist to nose.
Reach straight out, grab their hand then kick their ankle and pull the hand hard.
Hold your hand like you hurt it, snap out with a back fist to the nose.
If you must turn your back at close range follow with high elbows, then a back fist.