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Today-hmmm.. well i got up and was madd sick with a cold so i stayed home and slept unil 10:30 when my neighbor started mowing his lawn. so i got up , had breakfast and scheduled a doctors appointment for 3:20. so i went up to my grandmas for lunch and had a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich. then IT FUCKING POURED RAIN LIKE WHOA!! its really kool to watch but i dont like getting wet when im sick so i stayed inside. then i returned my book to the library and went to the doctors. now waiting was a bitch because all these fucking kids came in, now i like little kids, just not sick ones, so they were all running around, being diseased one of them had a "HAITI" du rag on and i could picture kevin wearing one with his untamed hair. it was a great visualization. then the nurse was completely un-updated. she was like,"ur under 18 so i need to call a parent or someone." so i said, "fine, the best way to get in contact with my mother is to beep her" {dumbfounded look on her face) "what?" "u call her beeper at ___-____, wait until it beeps, enter the number, and then press #" (pen not moving, still stupid looking) "you call her beeper, wait until it beeps, enter the number for here, then u press # and she'll call u back." (puzzled still) "wait, u put in the number for here?" (getting impatient) "yes. (repeat directions again)" (getting a grasp on it like a catching air in a net)"well i dont understand what u mean, but ill give it a try" about 10 min later she comes back in and says, "it works, i got her" and then i hear her beind a braggard all about the office adn how proud of herself she was. its not really an accomplishment since beepers have been out the better part of a decade. some people{head shake} oh well, theni came home and got to help cook dinner. and i realized that i need to have a "dinner party" for all the OG crew. so guys all u need to do is wait until my dad cleans off the dining room table, then ill cook u cats a wicked chicken stirfry. then tonight i told scott farkas that its dumb to be a vegitarian because all he is doing is making it harder to eat at places and then i proved to vincent that there is a GOD and now i can sleep easy after my module is doneSportsn2: i have to finish my module here is vincents and mine convo.
Vas72985: have fun
Sportsn2: itll do itself if i let it sit long enough
Vas72985: yup
Sportsn2: i like billy joel and kenny logins
Vas72985: who the F is Kenny Logins
Sportsn2: he did return to pooh corner
Sportsn2: its madd good
Vas72985: lol
Sportsn2: dl it
Vas72985: there's no such thing as God.
Sportsn2: i dont believe u
Sportsn2: did u dl it?
Sportsn2: :-)
Vas72985: no
Vas72985: and no...there is no God
Vas72985: my bio book says so
Sportsn2: really?
Vas72985: yes
Sportsn2: well tell it its wrong, vincent.
Vas72985: it's not
Sportsn2: ur grandma will be very mad at u if u dont
Vas72985: meh...too bad
Vas72985: there is no God
Sportsn2: ur wrong
Sportsn2: for once vincent ur wrong
Sportsn2: bc i know
Sportsn2: better than u on this topic

Sportsn2: whos the sunday school teacher?
Vas72985: Mark...there is DEFINITELY no God
Sportsn2: just keep tellling urself that
Vas72985: how are you going to tell me that there is a God
Vas72985: prove it
Vas72985: the Bible says God created earth roughly 8,000 years ago, right
Vas72985: well, then how did dinosaurs become extinct 65 MILLION years ago...and how is the earth dated at approximately 4.5 BILLION years old
Sportsn2: because when i was 8 i was up at my grandmas house and i just got done saying my prayers and i said, "GOD if ur there, giveme a sign," and the window shade shot up
Sportsn2: so there
Sportsn2: .
Sportsn2: done, and done.
Vas72985: oh god
Vas72985: he must be real

goodnight all