Ask Madden

yo yo, jsut got home from school at 1:30! well i got off at 12:30 but me and matty k went to lunch, no, he doesnt have super early dismissal, not even early dismissal. But i took him along. while at ciceros i discovered something. he's one of the few people whoa ctually uses the "weekly goal" section of his agenda handbook, he has goals for the whole year in there, here is a smplign of them....
•get out of this hellhole
•bowl a perfect game
•get a hole in one
•slap someone in the face with a fish
•get someone to admit "i have the coolest kicks in the cave"
•eat moldy bread and live
•O.D. on nasal spray
•go trick or treating after Halloween
•get license back around now(his is taken away for driving to New Hampshire)
•make soup so you can throw it at someone and say "no soup for you!"
•punch the kid behind me in math in the face and break it
•Convince Mr Hand to streak through school with me
•draw a duck real good. work up from there
•Chissel David Shan's name into desk
•sell weed to my probation officer
•get Mr Vo to chant " USA! USA! USA!"
•witness mr powers running and tripping
•dance with a carrot
•come up with more ideas for this area
•invent a new drug. call it: WOW! oh, WOWEE, WOW WOW WOW!!!
•faint in english, if i cant really do it, fake it
•find nicest car in parking lot and beat it with baseball bat
•find crappiest car in parking lot and give the owner a dollar
•convicne a strait guy to think he's gay
•bring flask of JD to school , every time a etacher says something i dont understand take a shot. bring refills
•eat other people's lunches while they arent looking
•take a piss in a garbage can
•begin writing a book. After first sentence give up and smoke up!
•train roosters, have cockfight in middle of hallway
•glaze loins with apple juice
•get Mr Vo and Mr Bredberg to fight each other. See how agile Vo is and how fat and useless Bredberg is
•Join Adam and Kevin in Bassani's class. when she asks why i'm there, start siezuring
•get a boner and run into people
•start a study group. HA HA HA HA HA H AHA HA HA HA HA
•do 10 jumping jacks every time someone says "chinchilla"
•get used to people telling me i'll amount to nothing
•and every sentence with "according the prophecy!''
•begin every meal by eating it
•make last goal REALLY good
•fuck you

I'm also gonna include a translation guide for matt entitled "Helpers on understandign what matt is saying"

MATT SAYS REAL MEANINGS
Dick Sanders = Kenny G
Jerry Lewis = Louis Armstrong
the lights, aren't you? = turn off the lights?
The Blues Brothers = The Beatles
how does your Dad do ....what he does?= how'd your dad get the PBA card