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this is mark, and today was great up until 9th period. I asked Jenny if she needed a ride home, but she refused and said that she wasnt talking to me bc she was mad at me. I was a bit confused and wondered if i had taken her pumpkin by accident but could not gather information bc of mrs. santillo interupting me. i was especially confused when i returned for drama and found jenny there, and she was upset with what was written on the blog. Since she refused to talk to me i wrote an apology letter which i am hoping that she will accept and i would also like to publicly apologize for any problems i may have caused her or stephen, bc they are two of my best friends and i would never do anything to hurt them, intentionally.

ok here is my recap of the week
Tues: football day. GYM FOOTBALL IS FUCKING AWESOME. day drags on endlessly afterwards.

Wed: getting nervous about ninja uniform. attempt to Take Jenny to party city but end up trying to go apple picking, only to find out that u can only go from 10am-4pm and we were there at like almost 5pm and then i spilt a frosty all over the place, and jenny kicked me in the eye.

Thurs: NINJA UNIFORM COMES!!! FUCK YEAH!!! AND ON A GYM FOOTBALL DAY. THE PERFECT END TO A PERFECT 4TH PERIOD. We played wit linemen again but this time it was the "All star team" vs the team that one the championship. The starters were (in no particular order): Me, Big D, Kevin, Greg Bouton, Dane Silverman, Conner Mcguigan, Cathy Hampson, and some other girls that were put out there just to get in the way. WE WON OF COURSE, and big d was swimming when we played defense, so we were madd good defensively and Dwyer mostly put in the scrubs when we were on offense, so we didnt have much of a chance to score, but no matter the other team got beaten.

Fri: ninja meeting at quick stop, which i was late for, then off to school then to the 5th per. comp. which we totally got jipped at bc the fucking dentist group won, even though the ninjas (us) and the spice girls {Jared, AManda, Eric, Stacy, and Marissa) should have both blew them out of the water. then in supa we played Selow, which im not sure how its spelt but thats the dice game that i think is fukcing awesome and so does kevin, so we'll be in a gambling help class next week, he more than i. Then 7th period i told adrienne that i hated her bc when i came back from changing in my van she had her stupid feet in my place. so she told me to move to another chair, so i went to the opposite end of the table, when she called me back to sit with her and i was like "excuse me, are u talking to me? because i think i isolated myself for a reason." so i moved over towards her when she said something and i said to ask vincent, she then replied with something to the extent of, "everyone thinks vincent streva is so great just because hes at cornell. Hes at college, move on." Stunned, i told her that when he gets a day off im bringing him in to study hall to kill her wit his intelect. then she knocked my empty water bottle off the table, so i asked her nicely to pick it up. she refused so i tossed her agenda close to my bottle and told her that when she picks up her agenda that she can get my water bottle. She again refused so i tossed all of her belongings over there , one by one. then when she had none left, she said she wouldnt talk to me until i picked them up. Sometimes silence is harder to bear than noise, so i appeased her about 5 min later then on the way towards the door she kicked a water bottle at me and then tried to do it again, but i blocked it and in doing so she kicked me in the ankle, which really hurt. I forgot to mention that i told her that i hated her about 5 million times. But she knew i was just kiddin so no harm done. then tonight i went trick or treating with Chris, Joe, and Nick at lauren Greens house wit her friends. and i had to come all the way back to her house by myself bc noone likes me. :( j/k i just didnt want to have to have someone walk back to them and get lost. ok nite everyone.

What up. Joefi here in an interesting state of mind. It seems as though my internal calender has been screwed up in some way, because every time that I've woken up this week so far I think its monday. I know its wednesday and tommorow is thursday, but when I woke up this morning I had the unrefutable dread of a long, dull Monday. I was tired as if I got no sleep the night before (which would accuratly depict last Sunday) yet I made a specific attempt to get extra sleep last night. (I think....). See I have no recollection of yesterday whatsoever, yet I'm sure it happened. Can anyone explain this? I can't seem to get out of the mindset that its still Monday. I'm sure I will wake up tommorow with the same exact attitude. Strange indeed. Ok on to the days events...pouring rain hindered the hardcore gym football and space issues forced us to sit in with a 9th and 10th grade class to watch "Remember the Titans". This was good for two reasons: One, It was Morgans class, and two: it involved NO physical activity, and since my mind persisted that today was Monday I was exhausted for no apparent reason. Luckily I was called out of my global class by some other infamous members of the blog and snet to the music department where I got to, along with the other officers, make an executive decision and harness my drama officer powers. Speaking of Powers, he was there too. Nothing too great happened until lunch, but that wasn't really great either. AP music theory was definetly good, due to its lack of, well, you figure it out. Later Drivers ed was the most counterproductive retarded excuse for a class that've I've ever seen minus my Pyschology class. IT even rivals that, because all we ever do is listen to Mr. Vann babble for an hour. Today we did a crossword puzzle, cause its imperative to my driving ability that I can locate such relevant phrases as "Slippery" in a rectangular box of letters. This surley qualifies me for a senior license, my ability to count the number of times Mr. Vann says "Etc. Etc." while simultaneously answering his god damn annoying as shit cell phone every three seconds. Then again, at least we're not doing any real work. Whatever, I'm spent. Peace

yo yo...its 11:30 and i am home. why? cuz i brought 52 oucnes of milk wit me to skool and drank it in a period and a half.....and then i got a tummy ache...so i took my ass home....with nurses approval of course. Some dude that was in the army gave a presentation today, and all i could think about durin it was that mr. galati could totally fuck him up!






HE could fuck him up too

Hey. Been a while but its all good. In case you havent heard yes i did crash my car. Really sucks, im quite sad ill miss lance the lancer. She was a good friend. Today was aight. Highlight of course being gym football. Cuz the fields were mad muddy dwyer made 2 games one of which being a massive compilation of 2 teams vs. 2 teams. It was so ill. On one play i was running out and i fucking slipped and fell in the mud. It was ok tho cuz i got bonus points fo wiping out. Then about fifteen minutes into the game dwyer decided to let us play with offensive and defensive line men making for a most excellent shoving and rushing game. It was scary tho because the opposing line had Big D on it and he was rushing in on me. Honest to god, one of the most petrifying experiences of my life. Later on we were on defense and i rushed in and took out brett van cott which i felt bad for but when i apologized mais enlightened me, " Dont apoplogize for that shit, nice job knocking him out!". All in all gym football is the shit. Math was queer. Mrs Gray made us all take this math league test. I informed her at least 5 times yesterday that i was not in Mu Alpha THeta but she made us take it for "the bonus points". what a bitch. Robbins was absent again so me, mark, and adrienne talked about food ALL period long. She likes ranch dressing on fucking pizza, so gross. Photography was frustrating at best. Then i went home, fought with my dad cuz hes an asshat, took a nap and went to work. i kept myself occuoied by sticking random boxes with my sticker and answering the fone with strange voices. good times. im gonna go watch the matrix. KARATE!!

ladies....eat your hearts out

Where am I? Who am I? JAH?? Apparently my name is Vincent and I am a student at Cornell University. Unfortunately I've been in a coma for quite some time. College is good. I am well. Itay and company are crazy as usual. Looking for a 6 bedroom apartment to live in next year...hope that works out...otherwise it's a cardboard box under Uris Hall. Apologize for the brevity, however to make up for it, I provide you with this http://seanism.com/dlarea/pafiledb.php?action=watch&id=115 go there and laugh a lot. Regards, Vincent.

yo yo....i came to a discovery teachers are dumb for letting students do group work. they are especially dumb for letting me chris and kevin do group work. anwyays, my arm is a little numb from holding a foen next to me for an hour and a half. and now my yogurt is warm, but boy is it still good! i dont know if i ever shared this, but i alwys had an idea for a table attatched to ur belt so if ur walkin around at a party, u always have somewhere to put ur drink, i asked my dad to make me it cuz he's good wit stuff, but lets jsut say the gears aren't in motion. holy crap, this is weird, my tv jsut turned on by itself, idk wat to do, gotta call vicnent!

If anyone agrees with mark and thinks all i talk about is morgan and/or the jetta, by all means leave a note in the guestbook. Otherwise mark, you are entitled to your opinion, even if its a stupid one with no warrant whatsoever. I dont feel like discussing drama cause it was way way stressful. I also feel like goin to bed right now, so i'm out. Oh by the way laura, you said this ten days ago but i just read it now...... i know her name is alexandra, shes my sister.....but Allison has a much nicer ring to it. Its like a nickname, without the short. (see guestbook for further details those of you who have no idea who or what i am talking about). With that, i end my blog. Peace.

P.S. someone poke vincent so he wakes up from his coma like state and blogs.

bam, knukka! weekend was aight, Stephen came home, again. ITs not really much of a treat, not that i dont like to see him , but he's supposed to spend his weekends getting piss drunk and getting box. in the car to the mall me, kevin, and steve, were discussing steve's problem. Kevin and i said that he could get so much box, but doesnt, sorta like darin, but steve has no excuse bc he's at college. he tried to defend himself by saying that there are too many ugly chicks but i smashed any chance of him defending himself when i said, "You could be getting so much box, you could have a box social!!" and thats why steve likes boys. . THen we saw the most awesome creation that has to be in existance. at eh sticker store int he mall they have this weapont that looks like a pole but detaches into 2 FUCKING SWORDS, ITS SOO FUCKING KOOL. I LOVE IT. And note to joefi, i dont mind u having a girlfriend or a jetta, im actually happy for u, but inless something exciteing happens with one of them (i.e. you bone her) i dont really want u to mention them in every post u have. So just exciting or summary of the day things, if morgan happens to be involved, by all means write her down, but if ur gonna just say how happy u are to be going out with her, please spare us, we all know. ok 'nough for know.

yo yo....eric brenner called me saturdaya nd asked if i wanted to help out at some huanted house i was like"yea! scaring people and doin stuff for free...my 2 fav thigns"...so that was awesome....tho repetitive so i started to alter the thigns i said to people when i popped out of a coffin like"my father can beat up ur father, he ahs 3 large brotehrs who are iron workers, dont make me call them, they have communicable dieseases..." or "two pairs ALWYAS beats three of a kind!" or "you...with the braces....come closer to me...i'm lonely...let me touch you" today (sunday) i hugn out with marsha and then we met kevin mark and stephen at the nanuet mall to buy stickers(knives), in the parking lot of the pallisades mall we were talkin bout meagan, and i SWEAR right as iw as talkin bout her i see her car, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! so frickin weird. and no meagan, we did not hot wire it. at dinner tonite my dad almost paid the waiter 214 dolalrs for the check cuz he carried too many 1's. cant wait till halloween,a nd also cuz aroudn them stephen should be getting his 7 swords he ordered...one of which i already shot! ta ta

WOW!! WHAT?!?! WOW!! MATTY K IS BLOGGING AGAIN?!?!?! WHAT?!?! (artists rendering of someone being thrilled to see me blogging again because they enjoy viewing my sad attemp at witty blogging) well yeh, adam n them have been forgiven by me for bout a week now and i kno they are sorry so i'm cool, but my sister is very pissed at him and her boyfriend will kill him on sight. but enough of that, back to regularity (it seems as though i've been blogging all along) i was simply touched by "to matty k"'s quote, "stop bein a bitch". well, my friend, YOU stop bein a bitch. HA! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME NOW? aight, neway, project: WOW! oh, WOWEE WOW WOW WOW!!!!! has been cancelled. kevin graced me with a few words of wisdom and i respect them. i've been in an irregularly good mood the past 2 days, as opposed to the pissy, snippy matty k you all know and (don't really) love. i guess it's from getting more that 2 hours of sleep this week. i drove to and from work today for the first time with my parental units' allowance. oh and things are lookin up for me getting full driving priveledges and un-house arrest-ation by november. EVERYTHING'S COMIN UP MATT!!speaking of subwoofers, i just bought 2 12' sony xplode subs and a sony xplode 1000w amp for the whip. it's gonna be mad tight and should be here monday or tuesday. i can't decide whether to make my own boxes, or buy em. we'll figure that out when the time is right. ok, i've blogged enough to fulfill my.... something, i don't know what i should put there (suggestions? don't call me, i don't want them) aight. take it easy all.

What up. More procrastination from me has led to a horrible lack of posting. Props to adam for blogging mroe or less every day, and mark for at least making the effort sometimes. The rest of us, oh well. Who am i to congradualte, i'm the second laziest piece of shit writing here (the first being of course, the number one candidate for least blogs in a blog he originally started, Dr. steve jordan ) hes not really a doctor, but i think it'd be funny if he was. Ok anyway, to sum up the past week or two of me not blogging....i don't wanna spill my guts out to a live internet audience but i must say things are going really great with me and morgan, and i'm really starting to like her a whole lot. Usually i'm good with words but i dunno i just can't find the right ones to express how things are progressing. Nothing matters but when i get to stare into those brown eyes and feel like someone really cares for once. ok enough heartfelt comments, back to recap. Um gym football with Dwyer, like the legend of the rent, was WAY HARDCORE!! oh man. MY stupid 8 page paper for pysche is done, and the quarter ends next week so we'll see what happens. Um other signifigant stuff....oh the jetta is kickass, i am getting very attached indeed. Tutoring gets easier everyday, its been reduced to playing with inanimate objects on the kitchen table for an hour to watching tv for an hour. Man if this keeps up i might have to work a little. Uh oh allison just walked in from being out...and its 11:35. God knows what posse she was chillin with in downtown haverstraw. At the freshman football game she was chillin with all these gangtas, but whatever. In all likelihood she could kick their ass, cause she is pretty tough. Oh today me and adam discovered we both went to crickettown and palyed hide and seek together and hid under the pool for a couple of hours and the game ended long before they found us. It was quite a realization. Um nothing else new so let me respond to a few recent posts. In regards to gong....she can definetly go overboard sometimes, but shes not all bad....though she does snap at me and matty k during theory. Thank you adam for not forcing your opinion on us, though many share it. You should be commended. and given a blanket, or hot chocolate, or something. Mark, i'm not sure who exactly released that confedential information to powers, but he told me he knew about it during lunch one day. We'll find them. And to everyone else, blog more. Especially vincent. Ok i'm gonna go get some sleep (definetly something i havn't gotten in the past few days) Peace

yo yo, normally i woudlnt bash in my blog but this isnt bashing, this is a public service annoucement. Amanda Gong is a disgusting human being, she sits at forensics meetings, weeks after weeks and does nothign but sits at a computer. We tried asking her nicely to get off and join the rest of us but she refuses. So we resorted to yelling and forcefully turning it off, this is when she goes , or continues to go crazy. She is extremely rude towards others, snaps back at others, is immature and has zero respect.....and is crazy. I advise readers of the blog to take note of her irradic behavior, you see, i will not force my opinion of her on you, you can make ur own judgements. i am just warning you to be wary of her

i'm cold

YO BY THE WAY, WHO THE FUCK TOLD MR. POWERS THAT I DRINK, NOW HE THINKS IM A BAD KID.

Chicka-Chicka-drRrRrRrrRRrrrdat. yo today at school i had to work on my module the beginning of first, the most of fourth, and almost all of fifth, it was aight bc i got it done ontime. Then it turns out that i get to miss nerd patrol championships, bc BU is offering a test that day for some scholarship. at eng. i did my best list and for the inseprable boys i had down Darnell GIlet then realized that i needed more peps so i put down me, adam, and kevin. I HOPE WE WIN BC BIG D WILL BE SOOO HAPPY. i also voted him for friendliest and best smile. ok fwd to SUPA where we discussed how we're gonna do our hazing video, where kevin dies from hazing and drowns in a stream, we gonna film kevin in a bathtub face down-CUT TO THE STREAM where there will be a pillow floating down the stream to be kevin- cut to kev in bathtub face down- cut to pillow going down stream. its gonna be great, ull love it. then in afterschool me and adam and danny tossed the ole' rugby ball around. and then at college night, me and adam first see Pat Tonkin, and we walk over and he goes, "There's a lot of pussy here boys." and then i look at him carrying nothing, and he goes "you can see how much info im getting for these colleges" then i ask him if p-u-s-s-y is the only reason that he's here, and he goes " u can figure it out." hes such a fucking mack. hes the man. Later we saw Charlene, who is Big D's Girlfriend, and she said hi to me, bc im chill wit d and adam was like, "im so jealous of her". then the other day i drove mase home and he was all kool and buff and we talked about baseball and lifting and such, he could def. kill me with hisself. ok 'nough for now im out

not a good night. sorry guys.

yo yo, sorry to blog twice(techincally 3 times) in a day but i gotta say this. jsut now during dinner my dad was telling me bout his idea he's been thinking of for a while bout a comedy bout the crucification of Jesus. The jews would have hardcore jewish accents and the romans would be mafioso types (like sopranos)and the jews would be complainin that jesus is makin them lose money (the jews will complain bout the $ for a while) then go to the romans to put a hit out on jesus. anway, i just thought this was interesting dinner conversation

yo yo, today was an intersting day at skool. During lunch me kevin and mark ate then went to talk to Johnsmeyer d, cuz she has timeout duty. While we were in there a "customer" came in, so we had an idea to pretend we were IN timeout. We spread about the room and took out books and pretended to do work. After he came in mark whispered "yo, wut u in for", he didnt respond, then when mark gave the signal, we all just got up and left and said bye. AS we were leaving we heard him whine "why do THEY get to leave?!?!?" she responded"they were only here for detention!" hahah, man i love simple pleasures, after that we ahd the AFG meeting, which for those of u who dont know is a committee that comes to give our school an accrediation , only after a thorough evaluation. I took the time at the meeting to voice some opinions on some thigns i'd like to see changed. By no means was i bad mouthign the school, i just was honest, and i knew it would probably benefit us cuz the school would most likely see wat we said. It disgusted me how it seemed the majority of the kids seemed as though they were coached by teachers on wat to say to make the school sound better. however, i think that was dumb, those people arent stupid, they can see right through that. they wanna hear kids opinions. when someone says somethign and another student refutes it in such a generalized way, they know wat the truth is. Anyway, does anyoen know wat song is in the Mitsubishi Outlander or Endavor commerical...its like ::two guitar hits:: ::kick as bass part:: :;two more guitar hits:: ::more bass, but higher pitched::, it makes me feel happy in pants, if anyone can shed any lite, much appreciation. My dad told me today he thinks it not a good idea to keep a knife in my car, i told him it for "in case shit goes down", he said, "thats wat a gun's for!" Also, idk if this is weird, but during fisics i started thinkin bout how i could picture Mr. Leung being the head football coach for an NFL team. idk why, but i could see him with big headphones on and a giant clipboard. Ta ta

yo yo, k, so karen, you have been complaining that i dont capitolize your name and i take all of our fans complaitns to heart, so....KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN there, that should make up for all the times since there no way i goin back and changing all of it

yo yo, today was madd gangsta. During english me and chris and kevin had to make up the name of a college and do this activity, the making the name part was supposed to me a really tiny part, however, we spent like 20 min coming up wit ours. it is......"Bob Slidell esq Presents: The Bob Slidell Hollywood upstairs Polytechnic Institute Featuring The Culinary Institute of America In loving Memory of Gene Hackman, University", its a great liberal arts school with a kickass engineering program. Then at drama i showed mark how to massage people cuz he got no skills( i showed on Keira, not him), PS*any hunnies out there want a taste gimme a holla! Then i had drama and after drama me kevin and mark fuckin played rugby with a real live rugby ball! And of course, as is the common theme, went home and took a nap!

if you have coach dwyer for football in gym you know how intense things can get, IM SOO FUCKING PUMPED FOR TOMMORROW. I have a kick ass team which consists of me, our female mvp: Kathy Hampson, Kevin, Dane Silverman, and Myles Peckler. Now you would think that this team wouldnt be good, but u mustnt underestimate the power of kevin, usually he may be a lazy-head, but when it comes to gym football wit dwyer he knows what to do. in the first game of the season he caught an interception, adn is madd aware of everything and like very into it and very encouraging. which is a lot better than people who are more able to play but choose not to. So he is a valued member of our team. better than myles. But the other day, thurs. we destroyed masonettes team, bc of kathy hampson. She is fucking awesome, and can kick the ball if Dane doesnt want to, and can catch and play defense and is madd supportive. And i caught 2 td and had an interception and threw another td. Kevin had a td too. But it was hard to play d on them bc they had mase and connor mcguigan who both are madd fast and mike makes this sound when he runs he goes "tsss!"and its so funny, but then he blows by u and then u look stupid, dane was the only one who was comparable in speed to connor and mike, but we still won.

today was quite an event since i was going to the vitamin shoppe (just listen) i took the parkway to 59 then realize that i was right near 304 where my mom always turns onto to get gas a little ways down. so im cruisin then realize im the only car on the road, so instinctively i floor it and then slow down when i get to a stop light. the only thing i dont remember is where my mom turns off so i just make random turns at places that i really dont know but my mind says that i do. so luckily i jbreak out of my stuborness after
about 3o min and then depending on my sense of directionto get me back to 304, then i some to a light were i thought ive seen b4 and turn, later realizing that the reason that i remembered it was becase i passed it 30 min prior. so then i literally yell out loud "WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THE FUCK IM GOING" so i turn back and head towards the vitamin shoppe, purchase a bit, then take the parkway home. Only to come upon a mercury minivan who decides he wants to race me, and i totally kick his ass in. and then we meet up with some other minivans, 2 dodge caravans, and a honda oddesy and we fucking controled the parkway, going about 80 we fucking passed everyone it was so fucking cool. which proves my theory, MINIVANS ARE FUCKING BITCHIN.

I had fun this weekend chillin at adams, and playing with stickers, and i dont want to reiterate what happened, but LIME JELL-O IS DISGUSTING ENOUGH WHEN ITS A SEMI-SOLID AND EATING IT AFTER MIXING IT IN WATER WITHOUT IT DOING WHAT IT NEEDS TO DO IS SICKENING, I WANTED TO VOMIT. NOTE TO JENNY IF U WANT SOMETHING THAT TASTES LIKE FRUIT IN LIQUID FORM I HAVE AN IDEA: DRINK SOME FUCKING JUICE, ITS ONLY BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE FOREVER. i need to go vomit after thinking about it again so im out.

yo yo, havnt blogged in while so i'll jsut talk bout the weekend.l well the only thing i'll say about last week is that on friday mr powers wrote me a ntoe sayin i didnt cut gym, so now i wont get in trouble! anwyays, this weekend was cool, my rents went away. Friday nite kevin and mark came over and we played wit knives and got relly pumped up and wanted to kill things, things started to get a little dangerous so we put the knives away. After mark left me and kevin called steve to come over(yea, he dropped out of college), and u have to understand, we love to scare people, we dont know why, but its soo much fun. so wat we did was turn out EVERY light emitting source in the house and blasted classical music and i was gonna hide in a hallway closet to scare him, so i sat and waited for him to come by the window, and he wound up coming in liek literally 2 hours, so yea, we wasted 2 hours of our life sitting in the dark....He finally came and we got realy pissed at him, chilled and then i fell asleep lsitening to music. The next day i woek up at like 3:30 chilled for a while and then kevin came over. We did EXACT same thign as ebfore, scaring him, same thign, no lights, classical music, and this time he actually came at a reasonable time, but he had mark wit him, and there's no fooling mark. So we chilled and jenny DRANK jell-o as a liquid....yuck. Then we sat down to watch pornography and had jenny watch wit us and asked her opinion on things, she wasnt to itnerested and fell asleep shortafter. Everyone went to sleep but then me and steve played madden while kevin was snoring away. So then he went to sleep and i was talkin to meagan and she was like "yo, i'm comin over", so she came over and i brought her to where steve and jenny were sleepin and she jumped on them to wake them up. She had to go abck and wake them again cuz they didnt "come upstairs to play", then she woke up kevin, and we chilled. Then we watched porn wit meagan, its fun to watch porn wit her, she likes it and actually comments on it. Then of course she was hungry so i made cheese and crackers, and next thing we know we're sittin in the kitchen and its liek 5 am. So she went home and we all went to sleep. BAM!

What up, Joefi is back, again. Been a while but i been busy so its all good. Tonight was SWEET cause i finally ditched the brokedown beamer and got a new car.....the jetta. Its not a beamer, but its awesome. I was so happy i drove around for a while before tutoring today. When i got to tutoring i was in such a good mood that matts normal idiotic manner had no effect on my esthatic outlook. It was pretty funny actually, i said "I just got a brand new car, i barely work and make 10 bucks an hour, and i have a kickass girlfriend, don't you wish you were me?" and he said "no way, then i'd have to deal with the bullshit kid that i am". He has his moments. Then i went home and had salmon, which kicked ass, cause my mom is so good at cooking. Then a shocker, i went running with marky t, and it felt pretty good. I wanna run more often and get in better shape, and marky t is the perfect guy to help me out with his insane knowledge of all things helthy. I bet adam would be useful too, wonder where he was. Anyway, after a far above decent night i am sitting here waiting for matty k to stop by so i can tutor him in math. He has a lot of trouble with the current stuff and the test is tommorow. I keep telling him it helps if you stay awake in class but oh well. He's lucky to have a friend like me who will give him enough smarts to pass. But he does shit for me too so i'm not complaining. He may not be blogging any more either which sucks.....but he is really pissed. By now i'm sure we all know the story of adams practical joke, i'm sure it would make an excellent guestbook debate....perhaps you, the loyal reader of our useless chatter can persuade matty k to come back.......

sorry that i havent posted in a while bc the last time i posted i got everything erased and thats why i hate internet explorer. So with that said ill give a breif summary of what happened after thurs, which was dress to impress day. Fri. Vincent came home, I think that was the night that i got a ride to the mall with my bro and his gf who had to stop to pick up one of her friends, they were in my bros gfs car by the way, and i got to play with an 8 week old golden retriever pup. He was SOOOOOOO CUTE. Puppies are like babies but better bc u can pet puppies and they can play and such and then they go to sleep, but babies just cry and then u always have to hold them, and breastfeed them(well i dont, suckas). but i want to get a whole slew of puppies and babies at a huge house, with waterfalls in the front (like the one in peirmont) and every kid will have their own puppy. I figured out today that i want to have Big D be the godfather of my first child, if i were to die he would take them to the park and play with them and teach them how to be super strong and teach them good manners and how to be super-extra nice and kind. And in the basement id have a secret door where u can go down even further and there would be a whole library full of first edition books and money, so that my kids would be set for life. ANd Darnell would teach them how to read and theyd all be perfect students and vincent would help them if they didnt know something and big d would protect them and KICK ANYONE'S HEAD IN THAT FUCKED WITH THEM. and then he would solemnly carry them on his shoulders to his minivan to take them to adam, to play with his dogs and his kids, and eat cantalope and then they would be taken to joefis house where my kids would beat up joefis kids (just play fighting, because darnell doesnt like violence) and then they would get taken over to kevins where they could chill and kevin would buy them porno when they get of age. and then off to vincent's to get super smart and study with his kids. And stephen where they would learn how to sing well and play the guitar and then to matty k's to learn the piano, and then to jenny to eat ice cream and learn about clothes and such, so that they arent social outcasts. And then to the gym to watch darnell bench the world like ATLAS, in greek mythology. And then they would go home and take a nap and then to football/basketball/lacrosse practice and if they are a girl soccer/winter track/girls lacrosse. Big D would keep them in such good shape that they would go to college for free, or even get paid to go to college.
Vincent came home this weekend which is madd chill bc he came to math wit me and told me everything and then later that day i got the old chimes that the school had, they are soo fucking kool. i just gotta fix em up. then in gym i got to play football and my team which consists of me, kev, dane silverman, cathy hampson, and myles destroyed a team of vern lyons, tom stieninger, nick marino, jess horan and some spanish guy that ill just assume is named jose or julio or juan. and i launched it to dane for 3 touchdowns and catchy is madd good too, but jess horan was the only reason the other team scored any points. bc they just waited until 4 an then made a short pass to her when i was making real plays. but they were bitching, especially tom and nick bc i would be very agressive when i cover them and shove and knock into them and just be a dick. so they just need to grow some balls and try and run through me next time i am set up to block them. today not much happened but WE FINALLY GOT TO MY PART IN THE FUCKING PLAY. so that was the highlight, then ended the night running a mile with joefi

Hey Now. Havent posted in a bit but its all tasty. Had a little school today but it blew cuz i was/am mad sick. English was funny, Immediately as i walked into class i said everyone circle time cuz that seems to be a running theme so the cool side of class did it( me, adam, shady, seth, bryan, jesus, lucia, jason) while all the suckers didnt and of course when bassani walked in she was like CIRCLE UP! so we kick ass. Gym was awesome. we playin football and we won of course. Then maff where mrs gray didnt bother showing up(Bitch) the day before a test and i was saddened to find out that JFlizzy was dropping. Its k though. after Photography which is aight i met up wit cent and adam for a little pizza and then i went home to nap before work.
- Matty K. Im sorry that our little joke went off badly but we didnt intend to be out of line. We all felt bad that your sister was worried and we apologize for that. We just wanted to make a funny elaborate hoax. Please Come back.
Love Kevin

yo yo, boy was today eventful. vicnent came and chileld at skool today, he sat in on marks math class and gave mark answers, and mark talked back and vincent took out his "sticker" (pocket knife). me vincent and j-meyer chilled durin lunch. then durin maff me and simon were called down to gonzalez's office. i ahd no diea wat it was for, so i regailed ms bianco wit stories of my latenesses be4 i left. when i got there i relized i was for cutting gym ywice. so i told him they were lessons so i gotta get powers to write me a note now. Apparently mr powers told him i was there one day but forgot bout the other, so i'll work on dat tommorrow. after skool i auditioned for touring, man nicole pagnotta/veronica gonzalez/erin frauenhoffer are so cool.

* matty k, i sorry ur sister got involved. we never meant to be manipulative, we did it purely for fun and a laugh, please coem back to the blog and dont be mad at us, we <3 u

i'm not posting in this blog again. adam has sickened me beyond utter belief. i don't fucking care. he had us all mad fuckin worried. my sister and her boyfriend stayed up all night because of what happened to him, and so did i. honestly, i never slept. so don't fuckin tell me i got an F+, or anyone else cuz they all cared just as much. but now, i really don't care anymore and i'm more pissed than i've ever been. manipulative asshole, take my name off the blog. take it easy all.

yo yo, vincent came home this weekend. that was cool, we saw Underworld on friday and played old skool baord games saturday, sunday was suppsoed to be dedicated to vincent helpin me and kevin get into college, but instead we did something "different." we were all plannin on hangin out at matty k's later that night, so me kevin and stephen came up with a plan. We went to party city and bought blood capsules, the ones u put into ur mouth. So at like 1:00 am at matts house the plan commenced. Me and kevin came downstairs from upstairs and i "made him mad", he pushed me down the stairs and i fell, thats when i had the capsule in my mouth and let it explode. At first eveyrone thought nopthin happend till they saw blood. We got vicnent in on the plan too cuz he's too smart and would foil our plan. They took me upstairs and we realized it wasnt enough blood. So i went into the bathroom to "wash off" and put more blood on, i came out telling vincent it really hurts and is bleeding a lot. As i went outside i was spitting up blood. Vicnent and Stephen "took me to the hospital", tho we sjut drove around for a while, kevin was left back at the fort, we called him and apparently matts sister was worried, so rather than make us look like idiots, they dropped me home, and said my parents picked me up from the hospital. It was a practical joke on jofi, jennya nd matty k. You might ask "who would do such a sick thing?", i'll tell u who, someone who cares enough about elaborate hoaxes to mess with their friends feelings, thats who! It was also a test to see who my real friends were, and u ALL failed, you know what u got , F+, click!

okay so today is my b-day! yay for me...i'm turning 18 which is weird because a lot of seniors in the highschool are turning 18 now too but hey, i'm special like that. Jess came home from Oswego so i was way excited about that. We hung out and later on as i was leaving her house i discovered that both out cars had been egged. Wow, i didn't realize we were so popular. So on Saturday we brought our cars to the car wash to clean that shit up and the headed to the mall, where i havent been in ages. Met up with a bunch of people, including some of the very authors of this blog, and ate at the one and only TGI Fridays. Jess told them it was my bday and the waiters came out and did that cheer thing. Later on that evening i was interrupted at approxomitly 3:34 am as i was trying to beat by previous record of driving from the cove to my house in under 7 minutes. How rude. I was speeding or something, didnt have my license on me and my inspection was 3 months overdue. You might be asking if i wear a big sign around myself that says, "Pick me, i have nothing better to do." And yes, i occasionally do. For some reason when you get pulled over at that time of the night, every police car in the tri county feels it is their duty to come and assist the officer who pulled the person over. They also feel the need to exit their vehicle and begin walking aimlessly around your car. The cop only gave me a ticket for the inspection. Fair enough. So by the time i pulled out there were 6 cop cars just sitting there. They must have felt important. So if anyone was driving drunk or stoned, which happens a lot in NR, your welcome.

Whats going on. Yesterday sucked, as u can probably tell by my previous entries. I lost my blog after typing for approxiamately 20 min. which totally blew bc i had a lot written. so here i go again.. yesterday was dress to impress day so me and adam and everyone in team smut that adam listed was looking snazzy. Adam Y. went all out and was weaqring a top hat and gloves and had a cane. Then ok i cant type now bc im in study hall and another class needs the comp.

WHO EVER CREATED FUCKING INTERNET EXPLORER WILL PERISH AT MY HAND!!!!!

IM SOOOOO FUCKING PISSED I HAD A LOT FUCKING WRITTEN SO I WANTED TO PUT IN THIS LINK SO I WENT TO GOOGLE AND HTEN THIS THING POPPED UP AND SAID DO U WISH TO SAVE THIS POST SO I CLICKED YES AND NOW I CANT GET BACK TO IT!!!! IF I DONT HAVE IT IN LIKE 1 MINUTE ILL FUKCING KILL SOMEHING

yo yo, just got home. From where? nowhere. I just had to get out of the house. I dont know why, didnt argue wit the rents or nething, just felt like i needed tog et away. I went to the school to get my SUPA notebook , to give me soemthing to do. Then i kinda just drove around. I was really in the mood to soft piano music, but i didnt have any, so i "settled" for mraz. It was a weird day, the school day went well, me mark adam chris and nicka ll dresed up for dress to impress day. i wore my tophat, cane, white glvoes and suit jacket to school, everyone i walked by seem to get a kick outta that. But after i got home i felt very overwhelmed, just like yesterday. Its hard to describe the feeling, feels kinda like i'm sitting in a room thats too small for me. I dont know....i think this might be the climax of my life,i'm probably just gonna go all downhill (if u could call everythinb leading up to this uphill!) and spiral in a gelatinous mess, much like kevin. man, that thought scares me....

today sucked. School was goin fine, global (SUPA) was cool as usual, shady chris and robber barron helped me wit maff (thanks duuuuudes), then english was sucked, cuz Bassani sux. I realized i forgot my english binder in galati's room...so i made a plan....if she gets mad i dont have it i'll tell her galati has it, if she says shit, i'll tell galati, they'll fight and he'll totally FUCK HER UP! bam! no more bassani! Anyways, lunch sucked cuz of all the hooligan "non-english-speaking-kids-of-latin-descent", math is when it went WAY downhill. i got a test grade back and it sucked, it wasnt cuz of that, idk, jsut after that i started feelign really cloudy, like i didnt understand anythign and didnt know where i was. it sucked, i realized i needed vincents help for math. Then i went to fisics and i was jsut really angry, all i could think bout durin fisics was this violent scenario i made up in my head that involves me head-butting and severly beating the "non-english-speaking-kids-of-latin-descent" on the lunch line. The only good part of fisics was me and seth singing School of Rock ALL TWO PERIODS! Then gym was cool cuz now i get to be in dwyers class for football, which only sucked cuz i jammed my finger on a football and its all swolllen and bruised. That made lifting sucky cuz it was hard to grasp things in my left hand but i managed to have a good workout. Rehearsal was cool, did my thang on stage, chilled wit mark and marsha( who was all cozy in her jacket), then after we wernt to jenny's field hockey game. After dat me mark jenny and gav met kevin kim pels and saint chris adam nick and j-flizzy for ice cream. Kevin asked J-Flizzy (joe flachs) wat his grade in math was, he replied "4", it made me laugh so hard i spat my ice cream all over chris. After me chris adam nick j-flizzy jenny kim and pels went to ciceros and did antics in the parkign lot. I blasted lion kign and took the girls home, now I home, not i tired, and now my right contact lens is falling out so this sux, ta ta.......HOLLA TO THE SCHOOL OF ROCK SOUNDTRACK!

Sorry people, i havent updated in a while. So as for the incident with Joe Coe, i would like to say that i am a believer that a person is who they are by their personality, not sexuality. and since he has never done anything wrong to me i have no reason to have any problems with him. and as for Danielle and Vinny, everything was cleared up with them too. so heres my entry:
Uhh- ok skip to fri: I ended up doing some stuff at the SUPA field trip to this camp for blind people so the highlight {dont wanna bore u} was at the end of the day some peps found a snake and i got to play wit it, going to drama, and then to nerd patrol for the football game which was madd kool since it was coach cas's 200th win and big d is on the team. Then it was a 40-7 blow out.
sat: uh nerd patrol all day, joefi got a girlfriend, congrats!!! slept till 11 for the first time in like 3 months and then got home late.
Sun: saw jenny at bagel world to pick up some order for my church, which is where God lives {vincent}, and she thought that my cousin, who is 22 was my father. he got really upset and talked about how much of an embarrasment it was. then me, adam, kevin, stephen, joefi, morgan{joefi's gf}, and jenny saw SCHOOL OF ROCK, WHICH TOTALLY KICKED MAJOR ASS!!!!!! it was soo intense and after we were totally pumped up by it and beat the shit out of a cardboard box and then i beat the shit outa a shopping cart. IT WAS SOO FUCKING INTENSE!!!! and in this movie was the cutest little girl ever. her nickname is blondie,a dn she was SOOO FUCKING CUTE!!! if she was my daughter id buy her anything she wants and beat the shit outta any guy that came near her, which jenny informed me is what id do if i ever had a daughter, and i didnt disagree. its prob. gonna be true. who knows but the oracle? then i came home at 1:am and forgot to call my parents to tell them i would be late, so i lost my car for a week. but i didnt care bc i was soo fucking psyched bc of the movie.
Mon: woke up for work at 6:30 and worked for a remodeling comp. we busted down a foundation wall, and i got to carry out dement covered cinder blocks and huge pieces of cement all day, adn did a little carpentry. come home and slept randomly. like in the work van on the way home, while watching the matrix reloaded, on the phone with jenny, adn like while i was taking a piss, (i know it was weird) so off to sleep i went in my bed
tues: woke up told my dad i was sore and tired adn was gonna go to school late, so luckily i got permission to drive, skipped 1st and 2nd per. then went to school, no nerd patrol tonight, which was a plus, at gym, big d was madd chill, as usual and he needed a dollar for lunch so i gave it to him, i would have given him $5 if he really needed it. but i ended up playing bball with brian baek, kev, parweez, nick marino, and glen roache. it was kool. then went up to my grandmas to eat, as usual, came home and destroyed scott in bball, and now im out. peace

yo yo, it adam. i just ate a shake wit yogurt, milk, ice, jello, lots of cantelope and a banana, contrary to popular belief, it was REALLY good. anwyays, i havin an SAT-off wit kar and reza on wednesday on neutral ground. Hope to do well, i wanna take the gold. today we had rehearsal at gongfellows house, was cool cuz i got to scare gongfellow often. I saw School of ROck twice this weekend, VERY HARDCORE movie! i suggest u all see it, even those of u who dont like "stupid-funny" movies. I gonna go to sleep now, got skool tommorry (i lyin, i jsut gonna watch tv), ta ta

I don't even know how to begin to express my rage right now. I could be dead right now very easily, yet my sisters friends laughed at me and my mom cursed me off. WHAT THE FUCK i am so sick of this piece of shit car i want to kill something. Maybe i should explain. You see my exhaust system was already rusted and shot to SHIT when i got my car back from the shop, fucking irony. Then the tailpipe fell off, but that was ok, fine, whatever. But today things went a shit load worse. On the way home from dropping off harvey at his brothers baseball game, the entire back end of the exhaust system fell off, i.e. the muffler and some piping. I heard the dragging but i wasn't sure what it was so i decided to tough it out and go home before looking. This was stupid i'll admit, but you only learn from mistakes. When i got home i began to worry and not thinking i parked behind my mothers car, temporarily blocking her in. That was even more stupid. I then recieved a call from my sister who told me there were sparks behind my car and asked what was going on. I heard her friends laughing in the backround and then it hit me: the sparks were somewhat close to the gas tank and i could very well be dead right now. This quickly turned my indifference to anger and i yelled at my sister for making fun of me with her friends. To add to this i came inside and told my mother what happened and she proceeded to scream at me about not blocking her in. WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES NO ONE CARE THAT I COULD BE DEAD??? I stormed outside and try to remedy the situation. My dad tried to help but being on the other side of the country provides no simple solution. My mom apologized so we're cool, she was actually thinking of buying me a car without telling my dad (way cool) but i don't need more fighting between them cause she just stormed off screaming about how he plays god and she's pissed....i hate it when shes like this. My mom is too busy to help me so i tried to enlist the help of adam. He is busy as well but will help me tommorow. By then maybe my sisters friends won't be a bunch of heartless little shitheads FUCK YOU MANCINIS I NEVER LIKED YOU AND I NEVER WILL. I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL. I HOPE YOU FUCKING BLOW UP AND NOONE GIVES A SHIT BECAUSE I KNOW I WON'T SO FUCK YOU IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING DUMBASS SHITEATING GRINNING FACES YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT. I HATE YOU, EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU BASTARD SHIT SUCKING FUCKHEADS! FUCK YOU!!! Ali, you are a million times better then those pieces of crap, stop hanging out with them. And if they wanna mess with me or you, then they will have the FUCKING WRATH OF THE OG FALL ON THEM. I AM GOING TO GO FUCK SHIT UP. NOT SO GOOD BYE.

This is a test post. Stick it to the MAN.

Hey Now! Just woke up again after an insane night with the baddest boys on the block [SMUT]. Thats all i gotta say. Happy to find out that my cell phone is not lost rather it is in Jofis possesion. Im mad tired so i think im gonna go eat. Oh and what andrew said on the Guestbook is true. Reza's the shit, dont hate. Andrew FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING TURD EATING ASSHAT!!

hello everyone, it is i the occasional drama queen. no i did not give myself that name but had it bequethed to me by a fellow blogger who, although while attending a fine university to discover himself and find out what the hell he wants to major in, really does know deep down inside and does not have the balls to admit it to himself. whos being dramatic now? anywayz, yes i have finally decided to grace the blog readers with my presence. hm lets see. college. college is pretty cool. as always, i have learned the hard way and am now nursing myself back to health after too many weeks of stumbling back to the dorm drunk off 'life.' but thats my own doing. shout outs to adam, my favorite jew in the world; kevin, the least hispanic person ever; mark who i hear is in the play! yay! joe p, two words. nerd patrol. and 'cent whom i wished i had gotten to know better in hishschool. enough reminising. oh yeh back to college. i have FINALLY been released from the depths of hell in which i was imprisoned in a double with my ex-roomate. now im not generally a violent person. but besides one other individual, i have never fantasized about killing someone. seriously, she was that bad. you would have wanted to do away with her too. but that is all in the past and i now have a new roomie whos really cool. so i am happy :)

ah, jsut got home from one wild evening with [SMUT]. however cant go into details , so thtas all i sayin bout my doings for saturday. As for friday me kevin stephen and jenny saw School of ROck and it FUCKING ROCKED. it made us so pumped afterwards we kicked and punched and hit things. aaaaah, i wanna see it again, if anyone reading wantsa see it, i'd be glad to see it again. Other note, vincent, why does ask amdden needa apologize, stop bein so dramatic. Jofi, congratulations dude. who's morgan? we must meet her, tell her not to be scared. i'm out, gotta to to sleep, yes i understand its 10:15 am and NOW i wanna go to sleep, yes i understand.....

Yo, it's 'Cent. For the record, Joe has received a formal (sort of) apology from Reza, and therefore I am back and ready to post. Before I do so, I will submit one last apology on the behalf of the entire Ask Madden staff, and I am sure the others will agree with me that Joe Coe is a fine individual. With that said, I'd like to say two things to the other Joe, Joefi. First, totally cool that you're happy and with someone...go Joefi!...and second...you stupid fuck, you didn't tell me about it, I hate you. With THAT said, let me move on to the moral of today's story: maybe alcohol is bad...I mean...really. Allow me to explain. Itay and I were doing shots, nice and leisurely and Scott was like...I want some...so he does a few shots...at most seven...and then he stops. Like twenty minutes later he's piss-ass drunk and vomiting all over the bathroom. After about 3 hours in the bathroom (and i'm not exaggerating), he made it to his bed, where he proceeded to sleep for about 40 minutes before he woke up and practically had a seizure. He's now laying in his bed shaking while I sit here on his computer carefully monitoring the situation. As of now, he's breathing and has a pulse...both good things. We're waiting for our calzones to come...yes, we know it's 3 in the morning...but who cares...everyone is eating calzones. Other than that I really don't have a lot to say...I mean, Justin would be with his girlfriend if it weren't for Scott being comatose on his bed and me sitting here playing doctor. Ok..I am going to go make sure he still has a pulse. I'll talk to everyone later. Peace.

What up. Joefi here, and boy was today (and by today i mean yesterday, cause its still saturday to me at 1 am) very productive. Yeah it was a long long day of nothing but nerd patrol. but the annoyance is severly counteracted by the fact that my long term band crush has become something more than the third phase of joefi's relationships. See all of my relationships end up as one of three very distinct phases: either 1)the girl gets tired of me (the pathetic phase), 2) i come to my senses (the awakening phase) or 3) i never get them in the first place and life sucks ( the even more pathetic phase). Things were looking pretty phase 3 when suddenly i actually didn't strike out. Morgan, if you are reading this (which you more than likely will stumble across at some point....sign the guestbook!) you brighten my day and now that we're together i couldn't be happier. I guess i'll have to make a new phase where everything works out, cause thats the way things are gonna be. Some other stuff happened today, but none of it matters enough for even a blurb. Ok enough said, time to go to bed.

P.S. leave some encouraging guestbook entries for vincent....we fear he may not come back. Show him you guys care!

aight well the last few entries were pretty much apologies, regrets, and strikes, so i'll kick off the "traditional entries" with mine for today. (WARNING: this will probably be a pretty long entry because i'ma be pretty descriptive) i forgot to mention on wed. that as i came back to my house from home (figure it out) i saw team smut gearing up on my street. i saw chris and the infamous joe flachs in their ninja apparel, ready to KICK ASS! and the other two just standing around. joe showed me the grappling hook, it's mad tight. i heard they got the cops called on them for scaring people at the fields, but oh well. anyway, today i realised that i LOVE my job. it is the best job ever. pretty much just because of the staff i get to chill with. they're all real cool and real chill. i think tyree's my favorite to talk to, he's so funny and gangsta and scary (to the shoplifters) at the same time. today he was like "yo matt, those girls was checkin you out. make you're move man" and i was like "nah man i got a girl" (which is a lie right now, but i'm still in mad denial and expecting to get back wit her soon anyway) so he was like "just look, dont touch." so i was like "i looked, i don't want to touch." all of a sudden chris pops up and he's like "haha, good answer" damn! where'd he come from? (chris is my manager and he's supposed to make sure we dont slack off and talk to each other on the job which is what we were doin, but he's mad chill anyway.) so chris is like "watch a pro" so me and tyree (with amil on the beat -- the roots) watch chris go to this fly girl and he's talkin, and eventually leaves. me and tyree are laughin like "didn't even make eye contact with him." so tyree goes for the same girl and i see him turn to me and scowl. so he comes back and is like "nigga, she missin like three teef!" i was rollin. (i told you this was a long entry) so today the fire alarm goes off at the mall, but we have to stay in the store, and most of the customers left. me and tyree (with amil on the beat) was so happy that everyone left. but then they came back. but work was the best after we closed up and were cleanin up. there was some guy singin like light vocal music and so chris gets on the loudspeaker and goes "what is this shit? what the hell am i listenin to? but something good on" so oz gets his new outkast cd and pops that on but its quiet. so chris gets on the loudspeaker again. "i thought this was supposed to be a music store. pump that shit up!" so we're cleanin up and all you hear from outside our store is outkast BLASTIN at full volume. it was tight. oz and tyree were sweepin but they was dancin doin it, it was mad funny. anyway, the point is, my job is mad tight. i got nothin else to say really, my lifes pretty damn boring now that i'm grounded till hell freezes over, and can't drive till hell freezes over times infinity. take it easy all.

p.s.-- ok, i understand that we all hate what reza said, and we all get it. i didnt appreciate it either. but please, no more hate mail on our guestbook. thanks.

amen to jofi!

What up. Wow i havn't blogged in a few days and a lot of shit went down...MY deepest apologies to anyone who was truly offended. Danielle and vinny, i am very sorry for meddling in your buisness. I think i speak for all of the ask madden staff when i say we never intended this to be a bash site or anything like that...so i propose we return to the peaceful ask madden we once were....the numbers of writers has increased but lets not forget what ask madden was originally about: cursing, references to pornography, and anything hatian. Its in the subtitle guys. I would also like to formally apologize to vincent, though i had no doing in the offensive comments that outraged you and made you not want to blog, but i feel like one of us needs to say that you are a valuble member of this blog and without you none of us will ever figure out big words or hard math problems. So i ask of you vincent to rejoin the blog and help make it better, for all of us. End this senseless word violence and get back to the basics. We all should.

Alright. This is all bullshit. The stuff that Reza said; not cool. Mark and I discussed it with him and told him how it wasnt cool. So that shits over as far as i am concerned, Joe we got no problems. Aight now this stuff with Vinny is over as well. We all talked with him and we cool. Its over. I have no problems with anyone shits done and over so lets leave it that way. Apologies that any of this crap ever happened. Its so fucking dumb. Cant we let it go. Danielle none of us have anything against you and i hope that you know that im sorry your name came up here. So in an informal method for me i apologize. i got no problems with anyone.

whoa. aight. i didn't notice reza's bash on joe coe until i checked out all the hate mail he got on the guestbook, so i was obliged to review it. aight. number one. joe coe, for all i know, is a good guy who dont deserve the shit he takes. i mean i got no problem with him. number two. reza, i'm not calling you an offender or homophobic because it's easy to believe that saying things like that might just make people snicker or something. i know (or at least hope) you had no plan on offending anyone by that post. but you did, and i'm pretty pissed on all the hate mail we got from it, and the fact that vince is no longer posting for the time being. number three. yeh. you are ignorant. but i dont know you, so i dont know if you were serious or not. but still, think about everything before you do it. i learned that lesson the hard way this week...(man what a bad week, it ended with a referral today for not cooperating and cursin off some teacher, and insubordination when she tried to take my cd player, but back to the point) that's just not cool, man. i think we and the "audience" of our blog deserve a posted apology. thats all i'm sayin. take it easy all.

It's Vincent, and I have something important to say. It saddens me that I have to even create this post in the first place, however the seriousness of the issue makes it neccessary. On Thursday, at around 8:00 pm, Reza posted an entry in the blog under Kevin's name. In this entry, he exhibited a level of ignorance that is utterly astounding. He commented that the high school should install "buffers" between stalls such that "the next Joe Coe" doesn't stare at their genitals. Reza, your ignorance is astounding. Firstly, your shear intolerance for people with differing ideals than yourself is horribly inappropriate. Further, your insensitivity to others' feelings is equally appalling. Joe Coe happens to be a good friend of mine, and whether or not they choose to admit it (because I know it can be hard to risk ridicule in high school) he is also a friend to Adam and Kevin. With that, I am offended beyond belief by your hurtful comments about my friend. Joe is not some spectacle to be mocked by ignorant people like yourself. Furthermore, I am upset with Kevin for not reviewing Reza's post before it was published (or - the alternate situation which I would rather think to be not the case - read it and thought it to be acceptable). I would hope that you, Kevin, would have the sense enough to do so and know that making hurtful comments about someone that you know is my friend and that is also your friend. Still on that note, Adam, I am disappointed with you for not mentioning the inappropriate nature of Reza's post in your entry immediately following. The contents of the entry make it such that I cannot continue to publish entries until some form of formal apology is made to my friend, Joe Coe. I will not publish further entries in a blog in which fellow bloggers present matter that is offensive to my friends. Until further notice, I am on sabbatical from this blog and will discontinue writing in it.

I too am glad that our little problem was resolved. In my opinion it takes to much effort to be mad.
Now Matty K. while I love you too ( as a brother ) Im upset that you didnt fill your crew in with the real information on the big fight. Guess Ill find out later-
TO SCHOOL! (flies away)

aight yo. quick update on the last few days. well, maybe not so quick cuz i got alot to bore you wit- i mean talk about. well, tuesday me and joefi cut school (yay joefi) and went to nanuet diner to have turkey sandwiches for breakfast. during the daily events i managed to lend joe a total of about 10 bucks for gas, portion of a movie ticket, and some soda. (he didn't want to break his twenty, so i broke one of my many-- yep, back in business--but don't tell dr. davis. wow. my parenthesis are always so long) anyway, we went to see "duplex" and it was hilarious because obviously tuesday is "mother's day" at leows. so there me and joefi are, SURROUNDED by mothers with strollers, we seemed to really NOT belong. we hoped we didn't show up on the "random picture taking" they did to promote mothers' tuesdays. but this one lady really did have a real cute kid, so i told her and she seemed pleased. (time to feel good about myself) ok. thats tues. yesterday i cut school again, and went to my sister's house. she only had to work till 11 30 so until then me and anthony watched cartoons and played rad racer on the original nintendo. i love that theme song yo, and i'm workin on writin a remix on it. (look out copyright laws) ange brought us back wendy's, proving her once again to be the coolest sister and person on DA EARFF (reference to gino). worked till 10 and got picked up by my dad to find out that i'm BUSTED. obviously i went on too many of my "early dismissals" with adam and cut school a couple times, so mr. andreanno decided to fill my dad in. which brings us to today. in school i had a meeting with mr. andreanno (or as kevin would say, a psychoanalysis, but i dont know what that means. i'lll probably use it though sooner or later but it'll be way out of context in my trademark (not turner) matty k way. well during the meeting, i came to realise that mr. a's a REALLY NICE GUY, and i actually enjoy talking to him. he was very understanding and seemed to actually care about what came out of my mouth. but somehow he knew a little too much about my entire life, he even brought up gabby, which left me speechless, i believe my exact words were "gabby...you know...how the he-...but you...you know gabby?" well, mr. hand popped in his office and said "ralph, i'm sorry, but we've got a REAL problem here" mr a. said "be right back" and left, came back 10 seconds later and said "we can't finish this right now, something came up, hopefully we can talk again soon." and was "out like a fatkid in dodgeball"--bv so i leave his office and hear the sec. guards' walkie talkies goin CRAZY and people yelling, mr. hand going "can you find the other kid? chase him! get him!" i was like HOLY SHIT and on the verge of pissing myself with anxousness and exitement. so after filling kevin in on the situation, (HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN) who i was very happy to see, because i simply love him. (as a brother, a brother) i went and bolted to the cafeteria, only to find that i'd missed everything, but alex gave me a play by play, which really pumped me up. the rest of today was nothing special and i've already written WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY TOOOO MUCH, and i apologize for that. i just dont know how to stop sometimes. on that note, i'm out. take it easy all.

--and i'm glad everythings settled with danielle, even though i had nothin to do with it, i'm quasi glad it's over. but really, no effect on me. aight. peace.

yo yo, adam here. first off, welcome reza, and i totally can feel ur faucet ass, not literally, but my toilet can vouche for me. I ran my mile in 7:04, tho i jogged cuz i knew i couldnt presidential for it in my current shape (spherical). I've discovered by means of the alte stephen jordan, a bright and coming young star, Andy Milonokis, you can go to his site (link provided on the right) at www.angrynakedpat.com/andymilonokis.com Back to the ass region, i discovered lots of garlic knots doesnt remedy the situation. But lemonade is good. Also, whistling into the recieveer in a phone makes funny noises, try it. I also discovered Dave Gillman is a really cool guy. GO MRS PALMERO!

Hey guys, it's Reza. Kevin allowed me to guest write here. Firsrt, let me begin by saying that I found this thing hysterical when Darin Rupinski gave me a link to it. Now, let's get down to business. Today was an okay day at school. I had hardcore gas for most of it; I pity the vertically challenged fool who walked behind me in the halls. Nothing too interesting...I had a math test...The most interesting part of the day was sixth and seventh periods..I had the Academy of Finance luncheon. Mr. Hand said we were the best part of the school and that he told those people whjo are coming to evaluate the school that we are the best they have to offer. If only he knew. After we ate (catered food, by the way), we mingled amongst the elite of Rockland. I offered a few suggestion to Mr. Hand while mingling. First, I told him to do away with that Pin Code system at lunch. According to it, my name is either Jessica Watson or Dely Patrickson. Unless I have a missing vagina, the system sucks. Mr. Hand agreed and said it wasn't his idea to begin with and that he doesn't like it...I got the hint that he did away with it, at least for now. My other suggestion was that the school installs buffer zones between stalls in the guy's bathroom so that more than three people can pee at a time. People only use every other stalls because no body wants the next joe coe getting a show (that rhymed). Suprisingly, he said that that idea has been flouting around for a couple of years. Also during the lunch thing, I flexed my spanish muscles and showed off all that I had learned in the years I've taken spanish in school. basically, it amounted to...

"YO TENGO TRES HUEVOS FUERTES...DOS PARA HACER NINOS Y UN PARA BUEN SUERTE." The jist of it is, "I have three strong balls, two for making babies and one for good luck." Mrs. Illiana Eckert, who is on the school board, apparently speaks spanish since she was laughing her head off.

I also had a physics test today. I pulled a hiroshima on that one. Well, I got to go seeing as how I'm going to have a case of faucet ass in a moment or two (just had number 5 at taco bell...even though I ordered a number 6). Adios for now. Viva La Revolucion y El Menu Dolar a las Wendy's.

Well today was a decent day, i had to go to the computer lab for eng. and i forgot my floppy disk so i had to start a new essay, but i didnt have a disk to savve it to. so it sucked, it was really good too. Oh well. I did sit and reach in gym with big d and mike masonette{too much chillness, i already have cold so i was in for a treat} i got +5 and brian beck got freaking +9.5!!! thats sick. then we played bball, teams were me , mike, some black girl, and jessy horan, and then it was big d , parweez, and colleen mc something, and some spanish guy {no. not kevin} Big D was on fire, he sunk 3 outside shots in a row, and parweez is way too damn tall, but mase can jump like WHOA!!! but we still lost. oh well. it was a good game. then off to the most fucked up lunch period ever. THE SCHOOL IS FUCKING DUMB AS FUCK!!! WHOEVER THE HELL THOUGHT OF THE COMPUTER SYSTEM FOR THE CAFETERIA IS AN IDIOT. I HOPE THAT THEY SAW ALL THE THINGS IT ACCOMPLISHED, LIKE LONG LINES, LATENESSES TO CLASS, AND A 3 RUNG RISE IN THE STRESS LADDER. ahh, good old wasting money. luckily they switched back to the old system after there were like 15 people left over on the line from the previous period. then to chorale which i shall drop after 1st semister for astronomy, hopefully. then to supa where those STUPID BITCHES WERE STILL UPSET THAT THE MEN ,THAT THEY MARRIED WHILE THEY WERE ON DEATH ROW, ARE GOING TO BE EXECUTED. NO I THOUGHT THAT IF YOU MARRIED A PERSON ON DEATH ROW THAT U CAN COME HOME EVERY DAY AND CUDDLE WITH THEM. U FUCKING DOLTS!!!! i hate those dumb people, they make my fists clench and then kevin adds to it by pissing me off, which isnt hard to do. stupid kevin. but HAPPY BIRTHDAY, i didnt tell in school bc i was busy getting pissed off. i cant wait for tommorrow, i get to move stuff for blind people, i hope its heavy. i like that stuff. then i went to nerd patrol, after picking up some mince and potatoes from my grandma, then i wasted 2:30 of my life at nerd patrol. then when i came home i recieved an apology from Danielle Perrone, which i accepted, since we still are in drama, and that could be bad, and then i apologized for bashing her like a pumpkin on gate night. SO ITS OVER. not a big loss, but i do like to insult people, but not anyone who hasnt sone anything to me. well gotta write a college essay for english ill be leaving now, goodbye

Hey Now! Kevin's back! Damn I havent posted in at least a bagillion years. Well whatever. Today happens to be my birthday which is an insanely cruel joke by God to keep me here in this disgusting shell. I just got back from a little extra help in Programming. Mr Daberkow helped me very little but he had this other kid Travis who probably knows as much about programming as fucking Bill Gates help me. This weeks been going by quite fast which helps because it totally sucked. I stayed home on monday because the previous night i fell asleep at my computer doing my module so I just stayed. I had a test in maff which I probably; well definitely failed unless my copying skills helped me out. J Flizzy and the kid who sits next to me helped me out ( withouyt them knowing it ). Its aight i just dont get math i probably am braindead. While doing some shit for Mr Robbins I ran into my favorite FYE employee Matty K. who had just returned from a psychoanalysis session with the great Ralph Andreano. He informed me that apparently there was some huge fight and everyone was going nuts in the office. Pissed that I missed it though. Now I know its all been on our minds recently but I too am disgusted at the goings on of Danielle Perrone and Vinny "Icky" Femia. I mean...ewwwwww. Its so nasty( See Mark for Visualization on things) Even grosser is that i saw them that noght at the mall before the supposed make-out session. Oh and Danielle the reason i put the link to your page on the site is becauae it ridiculously funny.Wait I better stop before I hurl on my new computer. I gotta go help blind people tomorrow for SUPA for community service. FUCK YOU COPLIN!!!!!!!!! Its aight though..Better than school which happens to make me sick day in and day out although on the plus side Palmero was our sub in English and will be tommorow too!! No Bitchsanni! It was great when she told us our whole class collectively went, "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Go class. Im gonna go nap. Nuff Said.

this post is by an annonymous blogger who is not me, on the subject of danielle parrone. since i dont know this bitch and have no connection with her, you know it's not from me. it's from a guest blogger. enjoy.

"Hey everybody... I'm a guest writer to this here blog. I'd like to take a moment to comment on the overall stupidity of the Danielle Perrone issue. She could have avoided all this torment quite easily... she just needs to stop looking to place the blame on the honorable Jofi and the OG Crew. She needs to take a look in the FUCKING mirror to place blame! It's not hard to realize that she brings it all on herself. She should learn to treat hr friends better! Andshe better be careful b/c everyone she thought was her "friend" may not be."--anonymous guest blogger

except maybe vincent femmia--matt

Hello all, it's Cent. I'd like to start by saying the following: Danielle Perrone, you make me sick. I am ashamed of you. I suppose the bad judgement you showed in your play suggestions comes through in your man selections. YUCK. A pox on you for choosing that pathetic excuse for a human. Ok, anyway...some interesting shit happened today. So I am on my way to lunch and the vegans are back at it with their slaughter video. The same emaciated bitch from last week comes up to me and asks, "so, have you considered becoming a vegan since last week?" I got the most shocked look on my face and just yelled "DAMNIT!!! NO!!! I DIDN'T AND I NEVER WILL. I'D RATHER BE FAT THAT EMACIATED AND SICKLY LOOKING LIKE YOU. PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE" and proceeded to go eat my lunch. I swear...people just can't learn to accept no for an answer. Anyway, then the rest of the day passed uneventfully (I am neglecting mentioning the two prelims that ass-raped me last night). We went to dinner and there's a sign on the way up to the dining hall, (Robert Purcell for those of you that have been to Cornell) that said "Latino flair Night at Robert Purcell Marketplace." Itay looks at it, looks at him, and his jaw drops open. "WHAT...THE FUCK....DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?" he says. "I don't know...I'm sure we'll find out" So we go upstairs and the entrance to the dining hall is decorated like some fucking tropical jungle...spanish music is blasting in the background...there's two flamenco dancers dancing in the middle of the dining hall in outrageous flamenco costumes...oh god...it was like being in Haverstraw all over again - Spanish food, spanish music...I can't escape (shout outs to Kevin, the coolest Hispanic person in the world...yay Kevin!) Anyway...we're eating and all of a sudden Itay yells "What the fuck! There's a fucking bean in my rice...(pause)...what the fuck...there's a whole bunch of beans in my rice...fucking spanish people and their 'rice and beans'...what's next?" So the rest of dinner was fairly uneventful, we took a few whole pineapples from the dining hall...anyway...so after dinner I had to go to my Emergency Response phys ed class, which is on the other side of the world, so I take the bus. I'm waiting at the bus stop, which is right near the basketball court. And on the court there are like 15-ish Asians playing basketball...well, you know how they say white man can't jump...well...apparently Yellow man can't do shit with spherical objects without hurting themselves. It was the most pathetic game of basketball I've ever seen. The score after 20 minutes was like 3-3..it was horrible...made me want to hit asian people even more...anyway...thus concludes my blog entry because I have to go play video games...yes, that's right...I'm now addicted.

Clue to danielle, if we have too much time on our hands for writing this, YOU DEFINATELY HAVE TOO MUCH TIME FOR READING IT!!! PLUS NOBODY CARES WHAT U THINK, PERSONALLY. and anyway anything that we post happens, no faux info. so if you have any problems, dont come here anymore, you obviously had enjoyed it before so there is some enjoyment to be had. and the only reason that i have any problems with you is because anyone who truly likes vinny is a bad person. adn because you said that i looked like a kid when i did my quasi back sumersault. and i dont care if i know you, i pass judgement. so if your trying to insult us, you've messed with the wrong crowd. You can chose now whether you want to be on our side or be against us. and personally i wouldnt want to have the OG crew against me. so choose.now.

Check it- today we (as in me, adam, kevin, and joefi) and nick marino, did these awesome car "tricks" (sorta) today. after drama. Me, adam, kevin, and nick did circles around joefi, we had the bitching minivan{mine}, the bad-ass monster {adam's durango}, the shaggin wagon{nick's}, and the lackadaisical lancer {kevin's}. it was sooo fucking kool, we did it till we got dizzy and then we pulled out of the circle, trust me it looked really fucking cool. but to start from the beginning of the day... ok skip to third period {time warp}.... ok third period was kool bc we got to choose heros, so i picked from a movie: Rocky, then from tv: leon, the older rb from playmakers, and an animated charachter: stewie griffon. then fourth was lunch, so today we {me, adam, and kevin} went down to mr.powers and played on his computer, and we posted a sign on the outside of the door,{since he was giving lessons with a bunch of girls and greg albert} that said, "NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!!" then after that bitch tara ripped it off, i dont mean bitch in a bad way jsut that if she was a dog shed be called that. so then b4 that we decided that adam was legolas of mirkwood, kevin was gimli son of gloin, adn i was Aragorn son of Arathorn, Isildor's heir to the throne of Gondor. so we were gonna print off all these cool pics of LOTR but he dont got color so we only printed legolas and kevin wrote on it , "NO NON-LEGOLAS'S ALLOWED! OR GIRLS! ESPECIALLY GIRLS!!"
which was mad funny because nobody saw it and then kevin yelled it out loud and we ran out wewy fawst{yes its spelled as its pronounced, go ahead try and correct me, assholes.} and as for vinny and darnelle perrone, i will hate their babies as i hate them, WITH THE FIERY PASSION OF A THOUSAND WHITE HOT SUNS!!! and then in 6th, supa we watched a video about stupid peps in death row and dumb bitches that marry them,WHILE THEY'RE ON DEATH ROW THEN TALK ABOUT HOW AFTER WORK THEY GO HOME AND CRY. WHAT THE FUCK??!?!?!?! U KNOW HE'S GONNA DIE U STUPID BITCHES, AND YOU KNOW THAT U WONT GET TO HAVE A PHYSICAL RELATIONSHIP, BUT U INSIST ON GETTING MARRIED? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?!??!?!? ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE PEOPLE LIKE ME, KILL PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!!! ahh{sigh of relief} then in 7th got to copy raghu's hw for physics. and then had physics. then went to my car and took a short cut to avoid the ramp, and i beat greg albert out bc of it, when he was like 2 steps infront of me b4, then accidentally let the door slam right on adrienne, adn she said it took her "an hour to open it." so i apologized and then thought that she has a very bad sense of time, bc it couldnt have been more than like 5 sec. oh well. then i came back for drama, where we did these excercises and we needed either to be the "hunters or the hunted" so all the OGs all did the hunted, except stupid passive joefi, so me adam and kevin all did our LOTH characters. and then we did something where i molded dar into a "spinning attack bush" so i think they needed to be from another planet. yup that was it. then we went to ny bros pizza and saw alex marra there, who's madd chill. and on my way out think i saw katie mcdonough but im not sure, bc i dont like to stare. and then i came home and now i finally have furniture in my room, its mad kool and i got these two little elephant lamps, and ill have to sleep on the couch again. but i also got a new couch a few weeks ago and i had to sleep ont he couch 2 weeks during the summer wheni didnt have a bed. so tommorrow ill be set. im out.

What up. Joefi here with some blog gossip! Thats right, gossip. So today the secret network of undergorund spies produced this information: at an unspecified time, Darnell Perrone and Vinny Femia were makin out in some movie or something. Thats right mark, the people you hate love each other, how ironic. Anyway, besides the news of those two lockin lips nothing too major happened today. Cristina lauria, in an attempt to retaliate for the feet pictures she has been receiving ( she has some sort of feet phobia obviously) taped up mine and adams band lockers. I mean she could have done worse, come on it took five seconds to rip it off, but anyway it was unwarranted cause we didn't do it, though i wish i had thought of it. Yeah those were our feet but we were solicitated into participating. Its mastermind will remain nameless for their protection, but i would like to reitterate: the bombardment of cristina lauria with feet pictures was NOT the doing of any of the ask madden staff. so lay off our cases, or band lockers. Oh, Check mine or adams or kevins profile for the profoundly idiotic mad lib we created during drivers ed (where mr vann managed to say etc. etc. 21 times in one session) Its quite amusing. Also today i discovered new york pizza has quite good pizza and knots. They are are where patricias use to be. I advise you check it out. Ok for now i am done, gotta procrastinate. Peace.

yo yo, i noticed everyday is always "aight", howver, today WAS aight. anwyaysday went along as usual, nutin too interesting, lotta cursin at drmama, fighting, but good fighting, and bad fighting, went to drivers ed and we made up our own mad libs the whole time, also, good luck to joe "j flizzy" flachs and shady chris, i hope u guys dont get in trouble