Ask Madden

sorry that i havent posted in a while bc the last time i posted i got everything erased and thats why i hate internet explorer. So with that said ill give a breif summary of what happened after thurs, which was dress to impress day. Fri. Vincent came home, I think that was the night that i got a ride to the mall with my bro and his gf who had to stop to pick up one of her friends, they were in my bros gfs car by the way, and i got to play with an 8 week old golden retriever pup. He was SOOOOOOO CUTE. Puppies are like babies but better bc u can pet puppies and they can play and such and then they go to sleep, but babies just cry and then u always have to hold them, and breastfeed them(well i dont, suckas). but i want to get a whole slew of puppies and babies at a huge house, with waterfalls in the front (like the one in peirmont) and every kid will have their own puppy. I figured out today that i want to have Big D be the godfather of my first child, if i were to die he would take them to the park and play with them and teach them how to be super strong and teach them good manners and how to be super-extra nice and kind. And in the basement id have a secret door where u can go down even further and there would be a whole library full of first edition books and money, so that my kids would be set for life. ANd Darnell would teach them how to read and theyd all be perfect students and vincent would help them if they didnt know something and big d would protect them and KICK ANYONE'S HEAD IN THAT FUCKED WITH THEM. and then he would solemnly carry them on his shoulders to his minivan to take them to adam, to play with his dogs and his kids, and eat cantalope and then they would be taken to joefis house where my kids would beat up joefis kids (just play fighting, because darnell doesnt like violence) and then they would get taken over to kevins where they could chill and kevin would buy them porno when they get of age. and then off to vincent's to get super smart and study with his kids. And stephen where they would learn how to sing well and play the guitar and then to matty k's to learn the piano, and then to jenny to eat ice cream and learn about clothes and such, so that they arent social outcasts. And then to the gym to watch darnell bench the world like ATLAS, in greek mythology. And then they would go home and take a nap and then to football/basketball/lacrosse practice and if they are a girl soccer/winter track/girls lacrosse. Big D would keep them in such good shape that they would go to college for free, or even get paid to go to college.
Vincent came home this weekend which is madd chill bc he came to math wit me and told me everything and then later that day i got the old chimes that the school had, they are soo fucking kool. i just gotta fix em up. then in gym i got to play football and my team which consists of me, kev, dane silverman, cathy hampson, and myles destroyed a team of vern lyons, tom stieninger, nick marino, jess horan and some spanish guy that ill just assume is named jose or julio or juan. and i launched it to dane for 3 touchdowns and catchy is madd good too, but jess horan was the only reason the other team scored any points. bc they just waited until 4 an then made a short pass to her when i was making real plays. but they were bitching, especially tom and nick bc i would be very agressive when i cover them and shove and knock into them and just be a dick. so they just need to grow some balls and try and run through me next time i am set up to block them. today not much happened but WE FINALLY GOT TO MY PART IN THE FUCKING PLAY. so that was the highlight, then ended the night running a mile with joefi