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aight well the last few entries were pretty much apologies, regrets, and strikes, so i'll kick off the "traditional entries" with mine for today. (WARNING: this will probably be a pretty long entry because i'ma be pretty descriptive) i forgot to mention on wed. that as i came back to my house from home (figure it out) i saw team smut gearing up on my street. i saw chris and the infamous joe flachs in their ninja apparel, ready to KICK ASS! and the other two just standing around. joe showed me the grappling hook, it's mad tight. i heard they got the cops called on them for scaring people at the fields, but oh well. anyway, today i realised that i LOVE my job. it is the best job ever. pretty much just because of the staff i get to chill with. they're all real cool and real chill. i think tyree's my favorite to talk to, he's so funny and gangsta and scary (to the shoplifters) at the same time. today he was like "yo matt, those girls was checkin you out. make you're move man" and i was like "nah man i got a girl" (which is a lie right now, but i'm still in mad denial and expecting to get back wit her soon anyway) so he was like "just look, dont touch." so i was like "i looked, i don't want to touch." all of a sudden chris pops up and he's like "haha, good answer" damn! where'd he come from? (chris is my manager and he's supposed to make sure we dont slack off and talk to each other on the job which is what we were doin, but he's mad chill anyway.) so chris is like "watch a pro" so me and tyree (with amil on the beat -- the roots) watch chris go to this fly girl and he's talkin, and eventually leaves. me and tyree are laughin like "didn't even make eye contact with him." so tyree goes for the same girl and i see him turn to me and scowl. so he comes back and is like "nigga, she missin like three teef!" i was rollin. (i told you this was a long entry) so today the fire alarm goes off at the mall, but we have to stay in the store, and most of the customers left. me and tyree (with amil on the beat) was so happy that everyone left. but then they came back. but work was the best after we closed up and were cleanin up. there was some guy singin like light vocal music and so chris gets on the loudspeaker and goes "what is this shit? what the hell am i listenin to? but something good on" so oz gets his new outkast cd and pops that on but its quiet. so chris gets on the loudspeaker again. "i thought this was supposed to be a music store. pump that shit up!" so we're cleanin up and all you hear from outside our store is outkast BLASTIN at full volume. it was tight. oz and tyree were sweepin but they was dancin doin it, it was mad funny. anyway, the point is, my job is mad tight. i got nothin else to say really, my lifes pretty damn boring now that i'm grounded till hell freezes over, and can't drive till hell freezes over times infinity. take it easy all.

p.s.-- ok, i understand that we all hate what reza said, and we all get it. i didnt appreciate it either. but please, no more hate mail on our guestbook. thanks.