Ask Madden

What up. Crazy stuff. Morgan and I went for a ride to Dunkin' Donuts to get some piping hot refreshment (her personal favorite beverage), and also for some discussion of how our days went. All was going well until we were pulling out of the parking lot. Mind you this was a perfectly legitamate exit: Some crazy old man with a flannel shirt, smoking a cig, started yelling at us that we were going out the wrong way, that the exit was on the other side. At this point he began making the universal sign for crazy (circular motion about the temple). This was annoying, but whatever, Morgan began yelling thank you impatiently and I figured that was that. No openings to make a left yet. Then he began yelling some more. At this point I was frustrated and Morgan was a bit scared. He seemed to be rather nuts and would probably have smashed the car had he been closer. Then he dropped the bomb and said "You've got a dumb boyfriend there". Morgan got really pissed at that one and started calling him a dumb old man. Then I gave a hearty yell of "Get a job grouch!" admist the screaming and like that we took off. Man we had several laughs at that one. When we got to her house we asked her dad (A Stony Point detective mind you) about him and he actually knew who he was. Apparently his name is Shane Daly or something of that sort, and is quite the crazy menace of NoRock. He is indeed a homeless grouch, quite crazy, and sets dumpsters on fire at night when he is bored. Unfortunetly for him he picked a yelling fight with detective Anderson's daughter. I see ass kicking in his future. Well, thats all the craziness I have for the day. Until next time this is Joefi saying, always look both ways before crossing.

sup yo. saturday was pretty tight. after the show we (adam kevin dar garret n myself) went to vito's to stupidly waste money on food that we could've had free at the kimbark's...i learned of garret's talk box...then SHIT! i remembered i was gon go to the bronx after the show to check in with my recording studio. i go after vito's, n find a sign on the door that says "primetime studios has moved to yonkers" with the number. ugh. so i arrive back n show up at the kinbark's at around 930 which is good since andrew didnt get home till 9 neway. everyone questioned me about why i was in the bronx...they thought it was about drugs...dumb people. (actually it was a little bout drugs but i couldn't find neone, nor did i really take the time to call around) anecdote(s)--i am enjoying free kfc outside the kimbark household when i hear someone talking, but disregard it since chicken is so good. i realized about 2 minutes later garret was speaking. he then stopped. i looked up to him and said "i like chicken, did u say something?" after which he informed me that he had half a conversation with me. but he was laughing too hard to reiterate. HOLY SHIT!! did u see the word i just used?!?! anyway, anecdote 2: as gong is making faces to us (garret dar, myself)through the window, dar says "ugh, gong... don't lick a kimbark house." i found it very amusing. so round 11ish we (andrew, x, kevin, adam, juli, gong, me, and...miles. yes miles.) leave and vincent joins us halfway through. felt sorry for andrew cuz he has project rainbow, so he can only drink. 2 closecalls: 1) as x and chav are rolling in my car, n we're outside, an unmarked rolls by, brakes, and reverses. i walk up "what's up officers?" "what u guys doin out here?" "oh, just chillin, waitin for my friend to come out (i point to a random house)" "ok. what are those two doin in the car? drugs or alchohol?" "no, they're just cold. i would never allow drugs or alcohol on MY car." "ok. have a good night." "you too". they drive off. i'm such a good talker!!!! 2) just as i start my engine to leave after we're finished, a police suv pulls up and blocks the park exit (where we just were) as they'e getting out to search the premises, i take the opportunity to bolt!! so we make it out with perfect timing, and after we drop miles home (curfew he didn't tell me about when i asked) he went back to kimbark's n watched old school an aight night. but i'm gonna stop smoking for a couple months cuz i didn't get high. then after a while when i start up again i can go back to being able to be affected. ight now that i've very deeply described the events of one night, ii'm out for another month prolly. take it easy all.

yo yo....saturday was our last performance, it went real well (cept for the fire alarm, but its all good), but more importantly it was my last show, period. My last show ever. I'm really gonna miss it. I know people judge it, but you hafta experience being a part of drama to understand why everyone loves it so much. There's point to goin to skool anymore cuz thats really all i go to skool for. At least i'll still have other performances to do, like wind ensemble concerts and Jazz concerts. So my music experience at the high school isn't over yet. I cried a lot when we held hands in the circle before our show, but i know i'll probably cry more when the seniors give there little speeches at the music award night. Cuz that will officially be the culmination of my musical experience in the high school. Gotta be up early(12) for the strike tommorrow, so ta ta.

To everyone involved in the NRHS production of Les Miserables (with a nifty accent on the 'e') wonderful job. The theatrics were splendid. You done damn well. To those of you whose last show as a member of NRHS was tonight (especially Adam, Kevin and Mark), you should be proud; you've put on a show that so many people enjoyed, and I'm glad your last show could be such a success.
It's back to school for me tomorrow morning, so...I'll be seeing you all around. Adieu.

yo yo....yea, so the past few days have been horrible. I think my dad is moving out again. But i dont want to think about it. I got a show to focus on.

"The colors of the world are changing day by day"

yo yo....this is a quote from vincent said while he was doing my homework tonight....

vincent- "what is this thing i'm chewing? i've been chewing it ALL NIGHT!"

me- "what is it?"

vincent- "idk"

me- "where did you get it?"

vincent -I found it on the floor, i thought it was a bug then i picked it up and said 'oooooo' and realzied it wasn't then put it in my mouth...oh! its green! i thought it was black!"
(15 mintues later)

"i'm gonna throw this thing out i've been chewing forever, but i've grown attatched to it...."

What up. "You havn't posted in like a fuckin year" - Karen. I guess I should update this gaggle of anecdotal amusment. Reza is begging me to be in the play, but he refuses to audition. Someone second my claim that you must audition to be in the play. Speaking of the play I think we had an excellent opening weekend, in regard to ticket sales and quality of performance. Congratualtions to everyone in the cast, pit and crew, excellent job all. I cant wait to not go to school tuesday. yay drama. Moving on, new buisness. Wait, there is none. Fuck. I'll just BS the rest of this post. Did you hear about that guy? Yeah, he knocked up that girl and now they are going to Alaska. Thats right, Alaska. Mr. Pow Pow hangs his head in shame. At their inuit unborn bastard love child. By the sword of Grapplar they shall be avenged. Damn you faulty contraceptives. You will feel the wrath of KHANS MANGOLIAN GRILL! YUM!

YAY!!!!! VINCENT IS HOME FROM SCHOOL!!!!! So yesterday, when stupid snow cancelled stupid school, i went to drama rehearsal then to the nanuet mall to see VINCENT!!!!
D-spot, adam and kevin were already there when joefi and myself arrived. so me and joefi sneaked around the food court, and made perfect chameleons in the kiddie play things, i was in the truck adn joefi was behind the helicopter. Everyone looked at us like 10x before kevin noticed me. i was so slothful in my appearance, and everyone knows that sloths and trucks go hand-in-hand. so then we chilled a while, d-spot went to work, then to {DRUM ROLL} VITAMIN SHOPPE!!!! Adam picked up some DESIGNER WHEY (maddd good shit) Then we headed over to TOYS "R" US. it was gangsta, vincent found the Hulk Fists, adn hit everyone, it was really cool. then we went over to the big bin full of dinosaurs and such when vincent goes "SCIENCE!!" so we hustle over there and i grabbed the alligator, kevin grabs the shark, vincent grabs the T-rex, adam gets the kamoto dragon, and silly joefi grabs the BRONTOSAURUS!!!! what a fool, so instinctively all us meat-eaters attack the leafy. he didnt stand a chance.
Then we went to go see South's show, it was "SUCK" ---oh wait that wasnt the name, hmm , oh yeah they did "GREASE" the only good part of there show was the orchestra, conducted by none other than POW-POW!!!!!! The best person in the show was "Glasses" from the rockland symphony orchestra deally. he was maddd good, but he only sang one song, but it was the best in the show. The people sitting all around us were dumb and annoying, and the two people in front of me and liz had THE BIGGEST HEADS EVER!!! my neck was sore from moving all around bc the guy kept moving his damn head in every direction.
then to the nanuet diner, where i found out that raccoons DO have salivary glands, they are just clean animals that clean their food. Then vincent was told that Liz was a vegitarian, and i was afraid that he would make her cry. But he said as long as she wasnt a vegan. kevin then goes, "you eat milk, right?" and vincent follows that wit "you eat steak, right?" it was sooo funny. Then the night came to a close, BUT NOT BEFORE HIGH-5'S ON THE PARKWAY!!!!! Oh and come see Les Miserables today at 7:30 at NRHS, and also tommorrow at 2:30

yo yo....how awesome would it be if after u died u were a ghost and could fly around and watch anything, anyone???? seriosuly, how awesome, holla back!where would u go? who would u watch?

What up. Interesting deal going on in AP Theory today...sub, everyone on computers, and five able bodied bloggers laying down some text for our readers. Well actually not exactly everyone is posting, Matty K apprears to be reading up on some "cool kid chorale" or something, Cassie is inquiring about Alice in Wonderland characters,Gong is up and about, and Nicole is attempting to post but failing. For now anyway. I hate this keyboard and I don't have enough good things to say about today to continue dealing with it. I want to kill the closest thing to me, and that would be Gong sitting on the computer on my left. I might just skip over her and kill Liz instead to end her annoying whine. Matty K is missing. Uh oh. Oh wait he is hiding behind that thing over there. Meh. Mr Powers was taliing about his desire for twinkies and other such snackcakes. He sure made me want twinkies. Filled with cream. Yum. Ok I'm done,if Matty K keeps composing a beat I think I'll get up and dance. That will entertain the masses no doubt.

i just found a NEW gaping scratch (or three) on my fender. my dad must have used it without telling me. that's it, i'm grounding him. no favors for 2 months! ha! out1

The NRHS debate team is going to the finals. Sucks to those who thought we would fail. Congratulations are in order, DAR, Adam, and of course my esteemed partner and 2nd speecher, Kevin. We may have brought the wraith of the really good debaters upon us, but at least Palmero isn't going to kill our mothers.

yo yo....today was pretty good, although hadda get up madd early. hate that crap. i soo tired. i was jsut at matty k's playin video games with him and jofi, then a horrible war occured. we were madd at jofi cuz he beat us so we attacked him. matt held him down while i got duct tape to show him who's boss. but he escaped! then we chased him aroudn with a fire extinguisher, while he threw newspapers at us. Then shavign cream and air freshener got involved, kicking, punching, scratching and taping followed. We didnt accomplish our goal of taping tho, he escaped.

Last nite i was drivign around lsitening to my insanely scratched RHCP cd so i decided to brign it to jared over at captain video to fix it. Him eric and amanda were them, i love them, they awesome people. So i chilled there for a lil, then went to KAHNS!!!!!!!!!(with kevin jofi steve jenny brittany), yea, brittany wasnt mentioned yet, she's jenny's friend from South Carolina who came up to visit. She's madd chill. I was gonan go to city with them today but i sooo tired i needa chilax for a few hours. ta ta, gotta perorm at mall tommorrow, should be interesting

quote of nite "By the sword of grapplar _______"-reza

What up. First of all let me congratulate Mark on a job well done. His experiance is just proof that life is not always the horror fest that everyone seems to make it. Sorry if I sound a bit philosophical but I was intrigued by Bob's post on the [SMUT] blog. He is a smart guy. Go read his post. It makes you want to embrace all you have. I'd just like to say it was an excellent night, Halo was fun, and now I must go to drama. In the words of Nicole: Bleh. In the words of Mark: I sleepy. Why am I quoting everyone? In the words of Adam, Oreo. In the words of Kevin, [shrug]. So I am off, in the words of Reza: [Insert persian farewell]. In the words of Matty K: Here are the people heres my patch NIGGA.

REALLY BIG **********NEWS FLASH**********
after 17 years of fruitlessly being straight, i FINALLY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!
i asked Liz out today at the end of drama, i was SOO NERVOUS, but luckily joefi encouraged me early today, and i actually did something. hmm it feels good.

How is everyone? i'd like to know. so for a quick update: Thursday, which was yesterday, was pretty damn busy. IN school we had to sing for the breakfast, congrats to Lee, Gong, BK, and Chris, who all made the top 20. Im #55, dont care tho bc school is almost over. WELL back to the day, Veronica rocked, and for some reason the chorus sounded together,???? Then after the breakfast i went to a "lesson" so i went down to music theory and chilled there with mr. Roth, discussing our views on the grade weighting system. He is soo smart, i want him to be my daddy. Him and Dwyer. OH talking about daddy's my dad got me SOOO PISSED OFF THE OTHER NIGHT!!! he refused to sign this sheet ms. janowitz gave me, and said that it was assinine and degrating, when all it did was talk about some bs project i got to do. I WAS SOOO PISSED OFF!!! i couldnt sleep for 2 hours after i got my mom to sign it, i wanted to deck him in the face.

***not so flashy NEWS FLASH*** IF u havent already seen the swim record board in the pool area, check it out, my name is there!!!

So moving on, gym, wit dwyer, AWESOME!!! we lifted and so i did back and bi's wit kevin and did lat pulldowns, rows, somthing with the chin up bar, then preacher curls, where i ROCKED EVERYONE!!! too bad Big D is doing stupid frisbee or it wouldda been better. then me and kevin asked dwyer if we can start right away next time and he looked soo happy when he said "Yeah, definately!!!"
(missed opportunity #8)

So then to lax practice, it wasnt that bad, nice day out, Pat tonkin felt sick, i think he was dehydrated, then when we were running i dropped my inhaler like a million times bc it fell outta my pocket. Its all good tho. WEnt to grandma's for dinner, Then to touring choir, sang a good song, i like it Nici pags!!
Then i just sat on stage listening to music for like 20 minutes, after talking to tim and writing a few notes to put in the envelopes.


Then i came home, showered, looked at this gangsta shirt i have on me for like 20 min in the mirror {its sorta conceited but it looks awesome when i hit "the $ shot"} THen went and picked up liz and juli to go to nyack then to new city, apparantly im "no fun" and i cant skip. then i parked near joefis house and we went for a walk around that area then went home. all in all it was a good night.

(m.o. 9-100}

BEEP BEEP! HONK HONK! DRUMROLL!!!!
Kevins here and my stomachs never felt so queer, such a rumbling it made,
tumbling and mumbling from my colon to my brain.
When time came for me to be relieved, the shit nearly spilled all over my knees.
Such a defecation it was, shook the floor and all the heavens above.
oh manly shit, purposeful shit, shit that I almost had to quit.
please return and make me into a man with poo-werful fecal matter, so much so that the earth will scatter!!(in fear that is)

Ahh the days suck. They just get longer and longer and more filled with shitty drama and mock trial and debate. Not that they shitty just that they so time consuming that compiled with my job and a decent sleep schedule I have no time ever anymore. In other news today in English we had another near revolt in which we all shouted at bassani that she fast forwarded the video too much. So she rewound it till we said and it turns out that it was at the right spot. feh.
Im serious now:

I've recently rekindled my obsession for the most fantastic show, Penn and Teller: Bullshit. Perhaps one of the most clever and intelligent shows on television ever. Today I watched the episode where they discussed the idiocy of the organic/ raw food movement which has been hijacked by the eco-terrorists that is GreenPeace, fuckin cocksuckers. They have been greatly protesting they use of Genetically Engineered crops which are being used to double, triple, and in some cases quadruple crop yields in countries that are impoverished and whose inhabited are dying. Like typical Americans these GreenPeace dickholes are not starving and will never be hungry yet they have persuaded Zambia, a country in Africa whose inhabitants are dying, to reject a yield of GE corn that could have fed thousands. They also discussed one of the pioneers in GE agriculture, Dr. Norman Borlog whose research and methods have saved and fed an estimated BILLION people on this earth. Norman Borlog is the greatest living human being.Yet GreenPeace will continue to propogandize stating how GE foods are never tested and how they use fish or rat genes to produce "frankenstein foods", LIES. GE crops are the most tested foods, which undergo tests by the USDA, FDA, and the EPA. All of GreenPeaces arguments are bullshit. They use their organization whose goals were once noble to platform their anti-corporation/government from a pulpit whose intentions are different. THEY ARE FUCKING LIARS.
In leaving you with Penns words: "We should dance each morning that we aren't starving.The bottomline is if you and yours don't starve at night then just shut the fuck up."

reasons why i will never let my dad drive my car again:
1. there is a big ass dent in the rear right wheel well. it's from him BACKING INTO A RAILROAD TIE at like 10 miles an hour, because he can't smoothly work the gas. or the steering for that matter.
2. i get in the car, and i smell something horrible. i look around to see what i can find, and it's a jar of pickles on the floor of the back...it was opened. so i take out that mat and scrub it, but the stench is still there. guess i need a new air freshener. can u just wait till you get home(or at least ut of MY car) before you start eating?!?!
3. everytime i turn the radio on after he's done using it it's on some boring AM station, or classical. do you know how embarassing it is to have an aquaintance get into ur car and hear that shit? not cool.
4. he uses the emergency brake EVERY TIME HE PARKS ANYWHERE. even on the least of slopes (i.e. no slope whatsoever) the emergency brake MUST be pulled up. "you can never be too careful"
5. sometimes he asks to use it for an hour for errands, and it's gone for 2 days. how does that happen?! so i have to drive the truck or lincoln to work and i HATE both of them because they have no subwoofers and i miss mine when i have to drive them.
6. that dent in the wheelwell that HE created, remember that? i have to pay for it if i choose to repair it. but i figure i won't repair it, the side skirts on my body kit will conceal it, no biggie.

anyway, sunday wit the [SMUT] crew was pretty tight. rest of the weekend was meh. actually i dont remember ANYTHING from the weekend, so if i was with you and we did something cool, let me know. cuz i really have no clue what happened, except on sunday. wow this is getting bad. take it easy all. 1

hey there!!! ROAR!!!! {oh by the way: im a bear} im sorry i never "wrote more later" like i said i would. im not very good wit computers. well a quick recap of the past happenings
Friday's game was awesome, i went to McDonalds wit liz, and cladio hooked me up, but liz doesnt eat that stuff, so i had to give it away.
then at the game i saw big d!!! then went over to the other side to sit wit my Boys: adam and kevin. and said hi to the smutters who were there. then i went for a walk wit liz around the fields only to get yelled at by mr. gonzalez. bc i guess walking is illegal.
Saturday in the park, musta been the 4th of July!!! well drama was good, from what i remember was good, i think, did we have drama?
oh well sunday was stupid, bc i couldnt play wit my friends and i heard that they had fun :( but when balling i played 2 on 1 me vs my dad and scott, i DESTROYED THEM 21-8 they had no chance!!
monday was first lax day, im sore from it still, plus today mad me more sore, but ill get to that in a bit
i went one on one wit darin, i beat him so he tripped me up and made me fall when he did, so he landed ontop of my ankle, which hurts now, so i yelled at him. dont matter i scored on him 2X. but it really hurts. well today is over, going to sleep and pray for tomorrrow

// posted by Mark @ 8:51 PM

What up. Today me and Matty K decided to take a trip to planet wings afterschool and try the suicidal wings. The guy asked us if we really wanted them because some people tried them and then tried to return them. Matty K told the guy we got them all the time. Next thing I know, after we each downed three, we could no longer breath or swallow correctly. At first we sustained ourselves by holding cold water in our mouths until it was lukewarm. This failing, we trying running around matt's kitchen and eating french fries, but that just burned further. Matty K got somehot sauce in his eye, that hurt a lot. Finally, I asked if he had listerine and with a yes we scampered to the bathroom to try it. It was QUITE refreshing. Then Matty K topped it off with pixie sticks and somehow we made somewhat of a recovery. Not doin that shit again. I had some other funny stuff to put in today, but I forgot it. Oh well, there's always tommorow. Hi Karen. Since I'm talking to you right now on AOL you got put into my post. Goodnight Karen. And goodnight to loyal readers everywhere.

yo yo....ok, so on friday i was drivin to school, doin my thing. Then , i'm stopped behind traffic on mt ivy road, bout to connect to suffern lane, by the light. All of a sudden i feel something on my arm, i look, and what is it? FUCKING BEE!!!!!! anyone that knows me knows bees are one of my most hated things. So i SCREAMED and convulsed, i was sooo scared, normally my reaction would be to run, or in this case drive away, but i was in taffic, so i opened window and it flew out. I was still shaking, sooo scared. I might hafta sell my car, cuz there could be more.

today, i made ravioli and brought a large cup of iced tea into the room i am in now. The cup was on the floor and all of my remotes were on the ottaman. I hit the tivo one with my arm and it fell DIRECTLY into the cup. II said out loud"what are the chances of that?!" cleaned it off, and it better, but still, what are the chances of that?!

yo yo....smut part that was on friday....let's just say i'm not touching that. Anyway, today was awesome, iwoke up at 12:45 to go to rehearsal, cancelled, so met reza and darin for lunch, then we all went to farley to play some games...it was me darin reza kevin(talgo and rodriguez) adam nick ed chris bob bryan matty k....first we played taps, then played HARDCORE dodgeball, smut style, then we played some basketball and went to eat...now i am goin out towork on my basketball skills, ta ta


p.s.- i had a dream last nite that i was arguing with reza, and he told me today that he was thinkign yesterday that he gets into arguments with everyone's and that i am bound to be next...weird

What up. Mad tired. Gonna go to bed soon. Its friday but whatever, this week has been long and devastating to my sleeping. I must have gotten like a grand total of 20 hours of sleep this week. That sucks. On a brighter note the week was really cool, I discovered my talent for debate and that me and kevin ROCK THE CASBAH!! I also discovered Jordan thinks I can't tell my foot from my ass. Meh, win some lose some. Overall I'd say the week was a good one, despite my incredible lack of sleep/energy/motivation and my abundance of work/revising and editing/being nervous/wearing suits (and looking sharp)/giving speeches/trying to teach a 7th grader the necessary common sense he will need to not die thirty seconds after he is released into the real world. At the conclusion of the week, today, I forget which class I was sleeping in when this occured, but I had an interesting dream. I was dressed in my suit, running down a long hallway. Doors were all around me but I passed them all. Soon I came to a fork in the hallway, one path with lights burnt out and dark leading to a door with a picture of a phone, one path with nice shining lights and well lit leading to a door with a picture of a star. I heard a loud wail and turned to see an airplane firing its missles. Then I exploded back into the real world. Yes, I would like input as to what this dream means. No, I am not on crack.

yo yo....today was madd good. Day went on, then we ahd out mock trial. We lsot, but we did well, jordon even says we shoulda won, and he didnt kill us, so thats good. Plus, Mr A gave me his tie, so he's gonna autograph it for me. Also, while me and kevin were walkin towards the courthouse we saw...DWYER! We simultaneously jumped and screamed "DWYER!" He was getting a passport for his honeymoon to some tropical island. Good ol' dwyer. Then was drama. I enjoyed drama a lot tontie, we talked a lil too much, but did a lto mroe than usual. I felt veyr good tontie, and i chilled with little kevin, we talked and bonded. During a break i raced Johnny mac in the main hallway, but brian said it was a tie. So after rehearsal me amrk and john raced. First was 100 meters, mark won, followed by john,then me. I coudl of sworn i beat him, but robert was the judge so who knows the truth. Then we raced 2 laps, same order. Then me and jofi visted andrew at KFC and got the hook up, went to mobile station and ate on the side of the road on the picnic table, good times, good times. Madd tired, weekend ahead, thank god, ta ta

p.s.-does anyone know if it's illegal for a teacher to go to prom with a student, even if she dont work directly in the high school?

What up. First real post in a few, I know. I've been busy with tons of work, but its all wrapping up tommorow when the big fight between NoRock and Clarkstown North goes down, New City, after school. We'll see how that deal goes. Anyway just wanted to drop by not as white thought but as Joefi, to tell our blog readers that rapping is no joke. Don't try it at home, its hardcore. Anyway, I can't really type much because I am so tired I could sleep for the next three days, but alas I cannot cause GOLFING WITH SCOTTY P ON FRIDAY!!! WHAT UP!! Can't wait for that. Man I'm a dork. Next topic. I'm still tired as hell so I'm gonna peace out. I jsut wanted to be the first to bring back oldstyle posts. We may kick each others asses in rap battles, but we're one big team here. Long live Ask Madden.

ight ight results:
round 1: tie round 2: white thought round 3: whipped cream round 4: tie
so.... looks like a tie! but i must decide.
white thought: good rhymes n lyrical content, better flow.
whipped cream: you made me say "oh shit" 5 times, while white thought only made me say it twice.

most improved: whipped cream
best content: white thought

and the winner.... by a hair.......

WHIPPED CREAM!!

wow VERY close call there it was pretty much a tie but whipped cream did make me go "oh shit" alot more.

congrats to both for almost overcoming ur whiteness. impressive.

[beat box]

Hey you finally got laid whipped cream I'm glad
Too bad that anal sex you had was actually your dad

yo yo...

[beat box]

whipped cream here to say before his eyes go shut
that i fucked your mom last nite, o yea, thats right, right in the butt

[Beat box]

This battle got dirty up in here mad fast
But the word of white thought will be the last
Sure you can rhyme whip cream but you got no skill
No words poetic your pathetic rhymes are crimes that kill
The spirit of the rap man attackin my shit
Wheres the flow cause i don't know your lyrics just don't hit
You got the rap community up in a fit
Cause your lyrics nice and fluffly like something grandma knit
Now listen to me cause I got a bunch of shit to spin
To wipe right off your big ass head that dog shit eating grin
I didn't mess with Dwyer fool I messed with you
Don't make it about him thats not what real rappers do
You attack my sweaty palms but hell they sure can rhyme
I can rap like whoa, did you refute that one time?
Your style sucks, fucks up the skills, so go pout
Cause white thought don't need to find his dog to make out

And what.

keep it up fellas

yo yo....

[beat box]


man i wish i could grab a hold of jofi
if he wasnt so sweaty i could give it a try
drip by drip, coming from his hand
if he was more aggressive he could take a stand
Cant realize the facts cuz i shaved my beard
maybe i should watch out, cuz white thought is feared
o wait thats a lie, liek white thoguht would do
lookin like a big ass piece of poo
Maybe this should stop cuz someone might get hurt
did white thought hear that, or was he knee deep in bert?

p.s.-you messed with dwyer....you fucked up big time

[beat box] Whats up now.

I can't beleive my eyes, what is this i see
Whipped cream tries to take a rap shot at me
Hes says i'm white but you know hes a liar
He says i'm gay, but whos in love with coach dwyer?
You're comin in the little mini cooper? oh man
You might as well be soccer mom mark in the van
You aint got nothing but your lack of style
Try to touch me fool it'll take a long while
So go take a nap on the couch or the chair
make sure you trim your stringy bush size hair
don't take a shot at me i'm the best around
my rhyme so hard i'll run you right outta town
with that in mind this is what i gotta say
don't mess with the big boys if you don't know how to play

aight, aight, i hear wat u gotta say
but you better watch out if you come my way
you say ur name is white thought , and thats what u do
but if you come around here, oh man i'll confuse you
ur thought aint shit, and white you are
look up, watch out, here i'm comin in my car
Never cross a street with lookin left
Otherwise your life could be victim of a theft
Never cross a street without lookin right
Otherwise your soul will take a long endless flight
aight I'm out and this is all i gotta say
oh wait that's right, jofi's gay

[beatbox] What up.

This shit aint over till I lay down the groove
White thought with the mix that make people move
My rap comes in late but my rhyme is on time
My lyrics so ill and my style sublime
I thought this was a battle wheres the insulting at
Talking bout J mizzy and Palmero and crap
Debate is the past now the present is me
And whip creamed has sucked at rapping since late 93
Hes so white, his style sucks like a brand new hoover
I'll send him to hysterics with my mastermind manuever
whos the master now, i got nothing else to say
So matty k, today, whose the winner of the fray

yo yo....


My workload is starting to ease up which is good. Debate is done, for now. We did madd good. Me and Dar won 3 ot of 4 debates, jofi and kevin won 3 our fo 3 cuz those damn bastards got a bye, its all good. Mock tiral is tommorrow, not worried bout that, but the majority of work is done for that. Went to take a nap last nite at 6pm and didnt wake up (not a bad thing) however i awoek a couple times when peopel texted me, and apparently amy called me and i talked to ehr but i dont remember things i do right after a deep sleep. Woke this morning but decided i still need some rest. After school had a convo with amy in which she said she has has no time on the weekends from now until summer "cuz she has work" and to do something after work (9pm) is too late. For those of you out there who think they're smart put 2 and 2 together and see if you can come up with a real answer. meh, i think this is one area where i've grown, i'm not gonna harp on it, in fact i'm gonna do the opposite. Anyways, i wish mr powers was my crazy uncle, he was sooo funny in jazz band today, and its stuff that you really hafta be there for, there is no describing mr pow pow. AND.......we're gonna go to the driving range with him friday after school!!!!!!!!!!! ta ta

Lesson Learned of the Day..."some people don't change"

Weird/satisfying moment of day..."I liek your face, it looks a lot cleaner" -nici pags

NRHS DEBATE ROCKS ASSHOLES COAST TO COAST WHILE MAINTAINING A SUVENESS AND CHARISMA THAT ONLY THE MENS WAREHOUSE COULD PROVIDE
Yes the rumors ore true Me and Jofi are undefeated as of the first round of mad hard ass debates, except for the baby kids from Byram Hills. So first round of course me and Jofi are close to deficating on ourselves( i took Pepto ) before our first debate against South. So we all scared and shit but we walk into Janowitzs classroom and guess whose class it is? FRANKIES!!! It was mad ill when me and Jofi shut these girls asses down the class was all "OHHHHH" it was ill. So we get back to the liberry and im all upset cuz i think we lost, but due to a kick ass rebutttal written by Mssr. Joefi we won! So next round is North and its two guys and whose class are we in? Terdheims!!! it was ill and it got madd heated and argumentative which is what i love. So we won that one too and later ifound out dannys feelings on my questioning " You jizzed on his face"the biggest compliment a boy could ever receive<3 So next round is Byram Hills so we really are shittting our pants cuz they always good. As Luck would have it we got the team with 2 fresh debaters so we rocked them. All in all a fantabulous day of debate which has made me mad tired.
KEVIN AWAY!!!

yo yo...

[Beatbox]


Yo i'm sittin right here
filled with despair
My knees are stiff and my feet madd hurt
But thank god i look good in my hot red shirt
The debate is over and all went well
Fuck Affirmative action, it can go to hell
J-meyer, palmizzy, Dr Wilson too
Everyone's aight, except for raghu
He's a gimp and so is nick
But at least in his chair he can move mad quick
So i'm out for now cuz i'm gonna die
So i'll leave with a bye bye bye

aight aight i hereby declare a freestyle battle between white thought (a.k.a. joefi) vs. whipped cream (a.k.a. adam)
verses must be eight line minimum, 16 line maximum, an you must take turns. first come first serve for the first spit-off tho. i will be the unbiased judge of gangstaness. good luck fellas.