Wednesday, March 10, 2004
reasons why i will never let my dad drive my car again:
1. there is a big ass dent in the rear right wheel well. it's from him BACKING INTO A RAILROAD TIE at like 10 miles an hour, because he can't smoothly work the gas. or the steering for that matter.
2. i get in the car, and i smell something horrible. i look around to see what i can find, and it's a jar of pickles on the floor of the back...it was opened. so i take out that mat and scrub it, but the stench is still there. guess i need a new air freshener. can u just wait till you get home(or at least ut of MY car) before you start eating?!?!
3. everytime i turn the radio on after he's done using it it's on some boring AM station, or classical. do you know how embarassing it is to have an aquaintance get into ur car and hear that shit? not cool.
4. he uses the emergency brake EVERY TIME HE PARKS ANYWHERE. even on the least of slopes (i.e. no slope whatsoever) the emergency brake MUST be pulled up. "you can never be too careful"
5. sometimes he asks to use it for an hour for errands, and it's gone for 2 days. how does that happen?! so i have to drive the truck or lincoln to work and i HATE both of them because they have no subwoofers and i miss mine when i have to drive them.
6. that dent in the wheelwell that HE created, remember that? i have to pay for it if i choose to repair it. but i figure i won't repair it, the side skirts on my body kit will conceal it, no biggie.
anyway, sunday wit the [SMUT] crew was pretty tight. rest of the weekend was meh. actually i dont remember ANYTHING from the weekend, so if i was with you and we did something cool, let me know. cuz i really have no clue what happened, except on sunday. wow this is getting bad. take it easy all. 1
1. there is a big ass dent in the rear right wheel well. it's from him BACKING INTO A RAILROAD TIE at like 10 miles an hour, because he can't smoothly work the gas. or the steering for that matter.
2. i get in the car, and i smell something horrible. i look around to see what i can find, and it's a jar of pickles on the floor of the back...it was opened. so i take out that mat and scrub it, but the stench is still there. guess i need a new air freshener. can u just wait till you get home(or at least ut of MY car) before you start eating?!?!
3. everytime i turn the radio on after he's done using it it's on some boring AM station, or classical. do you know how embarassing it is to have an aquaintance get into ur car and hear that shit? not cool.
4. he uses the emergency brake EVERY TIME HE PARKS ANYWHERE. even on the least of slopes (i.e. no slope whatsoever) the emergency brake MUST be pulled up. "you can never be too careful"
5. sometimes he asks to use it for an hour for errands, and it's gone for 2 days. how does that happen?! so i have to drive the truck or lincoln to work and i HATE both of them because they have no subwoofers and i miss mine when i have to drive them.
6. that dent in the wheelwell that HE created, remember that? i have to pay for it if i choose to repair it. but i figure i won't repair it, the side skirts on my body kit will conceal it, no biggie.
anyway, sunday wit the [SMUT] crew was pretty tight. rest of the weekend was meh. actually i dont remember ANYTHING from the weekend, so if i was with you and we did something cool, let me know. cuz i really have no clue what happened, except on sunday. wow this is getting bad. take it easy all. 1
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