Wednesday, March 10, 2004
BEEP BEEP! HONK HONK! DRUMROLL!!!!
Kevins here and my stomachs never felt so queer, such a rumbling it made,
tumbling and mumbling from my colon to my brain.
When time came for me to be relieved, the shit nearly spilled all over my knees.
Such a defecation it was, shook the floor and all the heavens above.
oh manly shit, purposeful shit, shit that I almost had to quit.
please return and make me into a man with poo-werful fecal matter, so much so that the earth will scatter!!(in fear that is)
Ahh the days suck. They just get longer and longer and more filled with shitty drama and mock trial and debate. Not that they shitty just that they so time consuming that compiled with my job and a decent sleep schedule I have no time ever anymore. In other news today in English we had another near revolt in which we all shouted at bassani that she fast forwarded the video too much. So she rewound it till we said and it turns out that it was at the right spot. feh.
Im serious now:
I've recently rekindled my obsession for the most fantastic show, Penn and Teller: Bullshit. Perhaps one of the most clever and intelligent shows on television ever. Today I watched the episode where they discussed the idiocy of the organic/ raw food movement which has been hijacked by the eco-terrorists that is GreenPeace, fuckin cocksuckers. They have been greatly protesting they use of Genetically Engineered crops which are being used to double, triple, and in some cases quadruple crop yields in countries that are impoverished and whose inhabited are dying. Like typical Americans these GreenPeace dickholes are not starving and will never be hungry yet they have persuaded Zambia, a country in Africa whose inhabitants are dying, to reject a yield of GE corn that could have fed thousands. They also discussed one of the pioneers in GE agriculture, Dr. Norman Borlog whose research and methods have saved and fed an estimated BILLION people on this earth. Norman Borlog is the greatest living human being.Yet GreenPeace will continue to propogandize stating how GE foods are never tested and how they use fish or rat genes to produce "frankenstein foods", LIES. GE crops are the most tested foods, which undergo tests by the USDA, FDA, and the EPA. All of GreenPeaces arguments are bullshit. They use their organization whose goals were once noble to platform their anti-corporation/government from a pulpit whose intentions are different. THEY ARE FUCKING LIARS.
In leaving you with Penns words: "We should dance each morning that we aren't starving.The bottomline is if you and yours don't starve at night then just shut the fuck up."
Kevins here and my stomachs never felt so queer, such a rumbling it made,
tumbling and mumbling from my colon to my brain.
When time came for me to be relieved, the shit nearly spilled all over my knees.
Such a defecation it was, shook the floor and all the heavens above.
oh manly shit, purposeful shit, shit that I almost had to quit.
please return and make me into a man with poo-werful fecal matter, so much so that the earth will scatter!!(in fear that is)
Ahh the days suck. They just get longer and longer and more filled with shitty drama and mock trial and debate. Not that they shitty just that they so time consuming that compiled with my job and a decent sleep schedule I have no time ever anymore. In other news today in English we had another near revolt in which we all shouted at bassani that she fast forwarded the video too much. So she rewound it till we said and it turns out that it was at the right spot. feh.
Im serious now:
I've recently rekindled my obsession for the most fantastic show, Penn and Teller: Bullshit. Perhaps one of the most clever and intelligent shows on television ever. Today I watched the episode where they discussed the idiocy of the organic/ raw food movement which has been hijacked by the eco-terrorists that is GreenPeace, fuckin cocksuckers. They have been greatly protesting they use of Genetically Engineered crops which are being used to double, triple, and in some cases quadruple crop yields in countries that are impoverished and whose inhabited are dying. Like typical Americans these GreenPeace dickholes are not starving and will never be hungry yet they have persuaded Zambia, a country in Africa whose inhabitants are dying, to reject a yield of GE corn that could have fed thousands. They also discussed one of the pioneers in GE agriculture, Dr. Norman Borlog whose research and methods have saved and fed an estimated BILLION people on this earth. Norman Borlog is the greatest living human being.Yet GreenPeace will continue to propogandize stating how GE foods are never tested and how they use fish or rat genes to produce "frankenstein foods", LIES. GE crops are the most tested foods, which undergo tests by the USDA, FDA, and the EPA. All of GreenPeaces arguments are bullshit. They use their organization whose goals were once noble to platform their anti-corporation/government from a pulpit whose intentions are different. THEY ARE FUCKING LIARS.
In leaving you with Penns words: "We should dance each morning that we aren't starving.The bottomline is if you and yours don't starve at night then just shut the fuck up."
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