Ask Madden

yo yo....anyone want to come to The Superspecs concert with me in jersey on December 28th?

What up. New tutoring kid is so much cooler than old tutoring kid. He's weird and funny and has a brain, unlike my previous pupil. He lives in a very unique house. He takes Japanese. And he likes Led Zepplin. His name is Elliot.

yo yo....thanksgivign break is overrated just like the holiday its named for...meh....anyways, only good thing to happen today was i planned it out with karen that i gonna visit her over my spring break where i am going to beat her friends ryan and randy(twins) at mario tennis and various other video games, mainly mario tennis, waluigi is very tough, although if i play vs jofi i hafta play diff cuz he knows mr strategy, also i am a very poor doubles player(as jofi knows) cuz i am very selfish

Good things bout break
- Ruthie telling me after i drove her home that she always loves my choice of music
-jenny telling me that i'm her favorite person to drive with cuz she's not afraid to sing with me AND she told me i have a really nice voice
-nici telling me that although i havea funny and comical facade that i am the most mature person she knows

What up. I hate applying to college. That's all I have to say.

yo yo...just got back from thanksgiving which prompts me to reiterate....i hate thanksgiving. Always so much arguing before we even leave, i'm not a big fan of thanksgiving food to begin with and i always end the nite with a headache and a distaste for human contact

yo yo... THINGS I LOVE

•When conan and max stare at each other
•When conan does his little kid impression
•When conan does his nerd impression
•ok, i should make this a "what i love about conan"

THINGS I HATE

•not having someone to watch conan with
•when conan isnt on
•when guests are dumb
•when i finally have someone to watch conan with and they shush me (mark)

yo yo


So tired so fatigued its time for a switch
whipped cream is gonna rock, and without a hitch
Bustin a rhyme here, bustin a rhyme there
whipped cream is so rockin that he just dont care
With a wailing guitar and a 10 piece band
whipped cream is gonna rock so bad u just cant stand
Blood and guts all over the floor
my rhymes will rock you dead, that's for sure
But whipped cream aint goin to jail, they cant put me in
I'll be a free man just unlike scott pet-er-son
Armed with my rhymes and a bit of quick thought
You all shoulda wished that u aint never have fought
well i'm headin off now, but not for long
so while im gone u can listen to my song

Holy shit brothers madden time to rhyme a wicked rap
Prepare your ear to hear the sweet melodic funky clap
My names White Thought and I dance like I'm black
My rhymes so sublime they give you all a heart attack
I'm back from the grave to save the rhythm of my beat
So get off your ass you people move your lazy feet
My style is so wild and my lyrics are so sweet
They fill your ear and make your spirit totally complete
Shout one to the mole who taught this kid how to rhyme
Shout two, to the pie topping, my partner in crime
I'm not a racist bastard I just even out the score
By rapping just as well as anyone who came before
So here's my word I spit I'll admit if you try
You'll never catch the patterings of me, Joefly

yo yo....so the the only good part of my break came todya when me steve and jenny visited Ms. Schoenberg today at her school. She was so cheery and funny, oh gosh it really made my week I think she made all of us want to work in an elementary school. I wish i could be around ms schoenberg every day

What up. I'm sitting here drinking juicy juice and contemplating if I should try and buy an apple laptop. It all depends on NYU and if I get in. Man I hope I did. My audition went well, so I hope I get into the school too. That'd be SO AWESOME. Sigh, big dreams... The Becca's house thing made me laugh. Classic Adam Vincent and Joefi outing. Today Nick and Steve Delisio came to visit at school and watched HARDCORE POOL BASKETBALL! Then we chatted a bit in the band room. Good to see those guys. In other news, I <3 iPods. Thats all for today.

P.S. Dwyer rules!!!!!

yo yo...break has been borin so far. WEnt to skool after skool today and saw jofi nici paggs and mr roth. Then after that i chilled and then to allie to her orthadontist. Then took my little sister to dance. Her dance was in new city so afterwards i tried to see if i could find Becca's house by memory.....still could, looks like i havnt lost my touch

What if our mouths ran up and down instead of side to side?

What up. This weekend is going to be nuts. First Area All State is going to wear me down, then I have my NYU audition. Luckily, I'm feeling lucky, so perhaps I will get lucky. Perhaps I am overusing the word. Perhaps I need to stop quoting the play. Oh, and Catch 22 is a hilarious book and more school reading should be this enjoyable. Definitely. So today in Wind Ensemble we were deciding what the theme of our holiday door was going to be. Pow asks what we thought the theme should be and Aref, without hesitation, screams "Sex!" Also Pool Basketball was hardcore today, Dwyer swam with us, and although he was on my team the teams were horribly uneven so we got whooped. At least I tackled Kevin at least 20 times for goaltending. Also Bert left a scratch on me from when she was stopping me from blocking her teammates shots. Oh, battlescars. Coming soon, the musical for the 2005 spring season of the North Rockland High School Drama Society. Stay tuned.

Hey there everyone, once again i apoligize for the lack of posting. I have just spent the last 3 hours playing ROME: TOTAL WAR It is probably the best game i have ever played, EVER!!! So anyway Yesterday was quite interesting, I set up this prank to fool my roommate, Chris Lorentz, and it didnt work.
I made it appear that i had fallen out of my bed and hit my head on my dresser. I spilled fake blood on my head and smeared it around. I laid on the floor all contorted and waited about 25 minutes for chris to come back. When he came in, he looked at me, and then went to his computer and started typing. You can tell that he was very concerned. But apparently by the way I was lying he didnt even see the blood. So after that i left the room and went to my friend Dave's room, holding my head. I walked in and said, "Dave i need your help"
Dave: "Sure, whatever you need" [at his computer typing]
ME: "I fell in the hallway, i think im bleeding"
Dave: [turning around to find me with blood on me] "HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!?!?! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!"
[then noticed chris just outside his room] "i don't believe you, chris is smiling"
Me: "Yeah, but if he werent would u still be flipping out?"
Dave: "Definatly, you had me really scared"

I then proceeded to try and scare my RA, I run down the hall, go into his suite, he isnt there but someone is in Havad's room
Me: "Is Rob here?"
Guy: [without looking] "No, what do u need?"
Me: "I NEED AN AMBULANCE!!!!!!!" [removing my hand from my face]
Guy: "HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED??"
Me: "Nothing, just kidding, but dont tell rob im gonna get him later in the year"

MISSION SEMI-ACCOMPLISHED


Today overall SUCKED i had two, yes, TWO ridiculously hard tests ONe in bio and the other in latin, i hate them and i hope that they fall ill and die. And thats that. Oh well time for shower, then maybe bed

yo yo..i am typing this post right now with my pinkies. if i can train my pinkies to be as useful as my index gingers i will be THAT MUCH more useful than all you dummies. the more i type the more powerful i get mwhahahahahahahahah

"if you strike me down i shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine"

What up. Wow, everyone in LoaP rocked the house. So glad it went well. I had a blast this weekend. Now of course, its time to be scared. NYU audition is looming and I am quite frightened. I hope I do well, its my dream school and I want to get in so bad. In other news Gong gets the "quote the play way too damn much without even being in or a part of it" award. Congrats. Adam, I laughed out loud at the suck a brick comment. Good times. Taco Bell was good too, its definitely becoming ritualistic, but who cares. Anyway, got some stuff to take care of. Go vote for Wing Night topics. Oh yeah, and I'm the original Batman. Let it be known. That's all.

yo yo....i just watched the Conan 10th anniversary special before i went to bed and felt compelled to share this

I like laughter. I like it a lot. Laughing is really interesting to. ANd nothign does it for me as Conan does. I wonder waht makes things funny to some and not to others. As i sit and watch conan, things he says and does just makes me laugh.
AND I LOVE IT!

I LOVE LAUGHING!

yo yo....so this weekend was very fun. Got home friday, went to mall with gong then got ready to go to the straight play. Sat with amy, it was very nice, haven't seen her in a while. The show was very good, it was a different kind of play, and was very good. I was pleasantly surprised with Billy and Allie(not sure if thats spelled right, someone lemme know) and Liz. After the show went to Diner with amy and stephen and kevin and mark and liz and marissa. After that went to the cast party and then went home. Next day i chilled in house a lot, got lunch and then played at Uncle Tony's house with steve. It was sooo much fun, we played 4 player classic arcade games like The Simpsons game and the X men game and Nba Jam. Then i played hold em with steves family at his uncles house. I lost first and then went to cast party at jofi's. Today woke up early for my ritualistic sunday lunch at taco bell with jofi. Then went home and then saw the show again. It was even better this time. now i drinking yoo hoo.

I am going to take this time to talk about a subject that is dear to me. This subject is RadioShack. I really, really, really don't like radio shack. I despise it. I pity them as well. They sell crap, have crappy service and add crappy as an adjective to everything they do. Their holiday fliers in the mail are pathetic, and i wouldnt mind throwing a burning brick through their window. If the FBI is reading this, F U I'LL DO IT!

You guys rock. Thanks to all the crew and understudies too, tonight was amazing and it would not have been possible without each and every one of you.

Come see Love of a Pig tonight, 7:30 at NRHS!! You can also catch it tommorow at 7:30 and Sunday at 2:30.

After deep reflection, I've determined that the single group of people I hate the most in the world are JAPPY pre-med girls. This semester I seem to have somehow gotten stuck in the chem lab with at least 5 of such obnoxious bitches, all of whom are somehow one right after another alphabetically and hence congregate in one area of the lab.
Aside from being arrogant, bitches who are too stuck up for their own good, they all have the same obnoxious, droning, whiney Long Island-esque voice that makes nails on a chalkboard seem pleasant. When they're not too busy calling girls that are different from them ugly behind their backs, they're busy plotting what evil things their acid-spewing vaginas can do to the next innocent guy who approaches them.
Biggest complaint of all: they're stupider than white bread. I've actually eaten bologna sandwiches that could speak more intelligently than a JAPPY pre-med whore. Everyone knows that the only reason they're pre-med to begin with is because daddy is a dentist (or a gynecologist, depending on how much acid spews out of his wife's JAPPY vagina). They don't even try to further the illusion by concealing this fact (whether or not such a mentally disabled group of people can make that decision is still being debated, but for now, I'll assume that about 12 functional brain cells still exist in their stupid JAPPY heads and give them the benefit of the doubt on this one).
What led me to this angry tirade?, you might ask. It's quite simple really. While waiting to use the electronic balance to mass my unknown sample of isopentyl acetate, I was forced to hear one of these JAPS have a conversation with the TA (who is perhaps the coolest graduate student in existence). The transcript is as follows:
JAP (in obnoxious voice that induces vomit): Umm...is this the sulfuric acid?
John: What does the bottle say?
JAP: 15M H2SO4 (aq).
John: And what might that mean?
JAP: I don't know. What does it mean to be an aq?
John (quite fed up by this point): Yes, it's the damn sulfuric acid, use it.
JAP: But is this the concentrated one? We're supposed to use concentrated my friend said.
John: *walks away*
JAP: *repeats (practically) above conversation with poor unsuspecting Asian girl at next desk.

As you can see, such stupidity is frightening, and although this may offend some people I will say it anyway. If Hitler succeeded with his little 'ethnic cleansing' of the Jews 50 years ago, JAPS would not exist (or they'd be my slaves). My apologies to the 5 million Jews whose descendants didn't have JAPPY pre-med daughters, but to those Jews who survived the gas chambers to go on to procreate such obnoxious bitches as descendants, I wish I could turn back time.

CHEERS!

Man oh man, im really sorry i havent posted in a while. I have this anger thing with blogger thatn when it doesnt post my entries i get pissed off and go into a hissy fit. I apologize. This week has been quite eventful. As some of you know, i was extremely pissed off at someone in HS and was quite angered at his actions and words. His immature, unwarranted, and unwanted remarks made me quite upset as well as several other people. If it wasnt for proper action being taken now, i would have taken my own action, and of course i had major back, not that i would need it. I was informed of the problem initially by my boy Kevin, who was going to handle things on his own, but after reading what was said, I was up until 4am planning on the horrible things i would have done to this person.

But now that, that is settled i am no longer going to pursue my previous course of action. Oh well.

Today was pretty much uneventful, i took a nice nap this afternoon and Conan tonight was quite humorous.
And at 1am there was a fire drill, since im in the new dorms they have a flashing blue light and a SCREAMING LOUD alarm in everyroom, it was soo ridiculously annoying.

Ok to finish, i wish everyone in the play luck and i will be home to see it. Have fun.

yo yo....i took a nap and president Bush and former vice president Gore were both in it, if you would like more infortmation IM me or email me
also, i demand to know who made the north rockland drama website, i have bones to pick with them

yo yo...yes it is 7 inthe morning and i am udating about my dream now just so i dont forget and cuz i just woke up (i lvoe how i can wake up to tell a dream but not fro skool) So, it was nici paggs's birthday so all the people from mock trial went otu to dinner for it. We all went to the high school dressed in our suits and jordon (lawyer advisor) was there. It was a buffet and me and jofi were the last to be seated so the waitress (kelly lauterner) said we're first to eat so i said "jofi, lead the way" (cuz he good with food) and we were off for food. Jordon sat everone down and specific ways and made people say lines cuz he secretly created his favorite scene from some movie that doesn't exist (that def is a jordon thing to do). Then he pointed out how it looks like the la vie boheme scene from rent. me and jofi said for him not to say that cuz 90 percent of us knew the lyrics. thats about it, i goin back to sleep

I was just sitting around and thinking how fortunate I am to go to a great school that offers so many unique opportunities (I know...I can hear the induced vomit noises from Ithaca). What led me to this conclusion is realizing that in the past year and a quarter I've had the opportunity to attend so many interesting lectures by a wide array as people (Bill Nye (the science guy), Toni Morrison (not exactly my favorite, but interesting nonetheless), several Nobel Laureats, and others). And what finally prompted me to mention this, is a conversation I had with Janet Reno. Such opportunities...lucky me.

As a sidenote: Organic Chemistry is evil.

What up. Conclusion: Tom Andrews is the best sound guy we've ever had. He is new and untainted by years of being treated like crap by crew when he was littler; he knows all about the equipment because he's in our sound engineering class; and he is the nicest to the cast, even when they are annoying during sound checks. What a guy. On a sidenote, I was blasting orchestral music in my car and really getting into it. I think I need help.

As I sit typing this, all hell is actually breaking loose, and then freezing over. Scott is currently building a barricade in the hallway out of garbage to prevent Chalfin from attacking him with a clothes hangar (who was led to his attack by Scott who ambushed him in his room with rubber bands). Needless to say, there is yelling and garbage spewing all about, and I fear it might end in disaster. I tried not to get involved, but as I peeked my head out into the hallway to investigate the battle, I was deemed a threat by Scott, who proceeded to bombard me with ramdom bits of trash. Needless to say, this is probably understandable in light of us all losing our minds to the evils of organic chemistry.
Brandon reminded me earlier of my addiction to Dasani water, which I surmise is a ploy by the Coca-Cola Corporation to get the American populace addicted to cocaine (which is inevitably dissolved in the water...'reverse osmosis' my foot). There was a time in my life when it was all I drank...it was my bad habit. If you dont know the feeling of addiction to this evil substance, good.
More importantly, I was reading Star Magazine earlier in a coffee shop around the corner, and it led Scott and I to an interesting conversation. We've concluded that, although probably mildly retarted and perhaps even a touch mongloid, Jessica Simpson isn't as stupid as MTV makes her seem. It marvels me how (without fail) the producers somehow make her breasts get 'in the way' of everything (ie her playing golf, cooking, driving, etc).
Another realization recently made by myself and my apartmentmates (at least all the important ones) is that the world would be a better place if everyone built model rockets. They're just so cool. End of story.
UPDATE ON THE GUERILLA WARFARE: Chalfin has admitted defeat to Scott and has placed a plastic bag over his head to signal such. He will die in a matter of seconds.
Glad I could update you on the life and times of...myself. Look forward to more, 'exciting' posts in the future.

What up. Lots of stuff happening, brain exploding. I'm going through caffeine withdrawal and it sucks, I tried to cut myself off and my head is splitting. I spilt cappuccino on my shirt trying to fix my withdrawal and ruined it; good thing Powers cheered me up with his lovable silliness. Still, I'm exhausted, and every night I can't get into bed before at least 11 due to work that I don't do before drama because I take a nap. And today I feel horrible because Nicole lost her wallet. I wish there was more that I could do, more than anything I hate feeling helpless. Life is a cruel mistress.

yo yo....convo with Vincent today...


Vincent: I want to be an airplane
Me: I can pilot you!
Vincent: interesting, i want to be a really big airplane though, because they are cooler

yo yo...i agree with jofi said. I joined Mock Trial because of my sister and Debate because of my sister and Vincent. I joined Jazz Band because in 6th grade i heard Haverstraw Middle School's jazz band play and i wanted to be in it soo bad after i saw them so i started Tenor Sax. I joined drama in middle school for i not sure why. Then i didnt join in high school until 10th grade. Then after i saw Big in 9th grade i went backstage to say hi to kevin whow as in it, and as i was leaving just seeing how excited the cast was and close they were and talkin about the cast parties and stuff it made me want to be in it.

What up. After reading Liz's long blog post about feeling like her personality was only little bits of other people, I have a response. I too once felt like I had no personality of my own, that I simply stole bits of the people around me. But it later occurred to me that just maybe that's what life is about, taking bits and pieces of the people around you and shaping yourself. I'm only in marching band because my friends joined first, I started drama because my teacher told me I'd be cool at it, I joined debate because they needed a backup, all this stuff I wouldn't have done I did for someone else, but they became a part of me. Much like me and the OG share mannerisms and words that we say a lot, we grow off of each other because we're tight like that. Me and Morgan also say so many of the same things because we're together a whole lot. Its the people you love that surround you and influence you the most. So don't feel like you're not cool because you want to be more like them. Its just appreciation. Plus you're cool anyway. Thanks for the props, though I'm not sure my words are really insightful unless you can make sense of them. I sure can't.

yo yo....i had a dream my mom bought a Black Cutlass Supreme Limo (doesn't exist). At first i said it was dumb , but then i realized we could all cruise in it

What up. Listen up ladies. Adam Yudman is an excellent man, and quite frankly, he's ten times better than most guys. He's a kind, sensitive caring man who loves his inner child and has a passion for things like star wars. He will buy you nice things, but more importantly, he will make you feel good. Guys can try years to achieve that, but I promise you Mr. Yudman will make you feel good about yourself. He's smart, attractive, funny, and most importantly available. I would also like to add that I too once compared myself to Mark Cohen, the poor eternally alone cast member of rent. But I discovered Morgan and all that changed. Fear not Adam, for not only is the perfect women just waiting around the corner, but you can always depend on your friends to be there for you; plus hook you up with hot chicks. So in conclusion, Adam Yudman is a wonderful person.
P.S. Oh, and I had a weird dream that somehow involved Mrs. Mark (Liz), but I can't remember what happened. I think we were searching for treasure.

yo yo...so i was batman again tonite and while doin so i realized that i am very much like Mark Cohen from Rent. Though instead of hiding behind my camera, i hide behind my mask. Mark has nobody while everyone around him has someone or something. another parallel. cant wait to come home and see the play. wanan hopefully see a show in the city that saturday.

yo yo...right now i am LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY because on this night, friday November6th, Conan is SOOOOOOOOOOO funny! to all who did not watch, my Conan have mercy on your soul. IM me if you want details, which i'm sure u all do

The long awaited return is here!!!Back in action baby!!! You guys decided and unlike the election to the president we will accomidate both people: those who voted for and against the re-joining of the group. I will continue to post on slothmoss about everyother day, so that way both parties are appeased. And i believe joefi will post every thurs. on wingnight. So continuing on with my post... Today was alright, i slept through chemistry, which is fine bc i got 9 hours of sleep. Then anyway i went to Biology, nothing really special we went over the layers of skin and such, pretty normal.*****OH SHIT I REALIZED THAT I TOLD MYSELF THAT I WOULD STUDY TONIGHT, AND I FORGOT TO!!!!!!!! FUCKING A!!!! so besides that tonight went well, as me and adam got dressed up in our Ninja uniforms and went around the quad. then returned to my hall and go around to different places, we went upstairs and one guy recognized me but his study partner didnt know us and asked if he could video us. So naturally we agree and we start getting into an awesome ninja fight. we started by thumb wrestling then got into a hardcore rock,paper, scissors game and then we went at it. we had to move from the lounge bc we started fighting with chairs and such and we just go too big for the room. WE then move into the hall where our audience tripled and we did some awesome moves, then adam took a break and I took a hit on my inhaler-for comedic value... and then we engaged in rock paper scissors again, and then i quickly took advantage of the situation and beat teh shit outta adam, then walked away b4 he chased me down the hall. Its soo awesome being a ninja!!!

What up. Feels like a long time since I've spoken those words with any significance. And as much fun as I had being the God of my own blog, it feels really good to be back and part of the team that made blogging history. We were once the largest group blog in North Rockland (until SMUT of course), and the leader in hits. Of course what's more important than rejoining my roots is the fact that my friends are at college, and I just don't talk to them every day like I use to. That's a sad but true fact. But Ask Madden is a way we've always communicated, and I'm glad that we can finally do it all again, even apart. Its good to be back.

yo yo.....hear ye hear ye, ASKMADDEN would like to turn your attention the center ring.

In the first corner, hailing from Thiells, New York, weighing in at 160 pounds, with a record of 0-49 and getting knocked out 49 times, Joefi Puglisi

In the other corner, hailing from Stony Point, New york, weight in at 155 pounds, with a record of 49-0, kocking out jofi 49 times, Mark Turner

DING DING DING

yo yo....so new dream last nite. i was at Hugh Hefners birthday party, at a strip club that he owned. But i looked like a movie theater. He had candy there, but like super giant mutant boxes, and i was on rollerblades. Also i took pictures of the girls, but alas when i woke up they werent on my fone .......also, i had "your eyes" in my head while sleeping

yo yo...so steve and jenny came down this weekend and that was fun. They got here saturday and we walked around a lil bit then we watched Saw in ym room which was a terribly fucked up movie. We chilled for some more and then went to bed. But i didnt, i just went back to my room and played video games. at like 4:30 am jenny im'd me that she couldnt sleep and wanted to go for a walk. So we walked and talked till like 6 am , we werent tired, we jsut realized it was entirely too late. I had left my swipe card in my room so i couldnt get either of us into our respective room(she was sleeping in marks room) so she asked these people who were still awake ont he 2nd floor to let her in. The girl said "oh, you're cute, i'll send a guy." she and a guy from my floor came to the side door and she was like "i made friends!" and we talked for a lil then went to bed. Next day we ate brunch, walked and met up with joe coe, then saw them off.
After that i jsut sat around all day. I took a nap ad at ike 12:30 tonite mark asked me if i wanted to run around as ninjas. So i met him in hsi room, we got dressed and we ran around campus as ninjas. It was great! we were somersaulting and diving and hiding behind trees and freaking people out. We went in fron of the tower and started to ninja fight and all these people got real into it. Then these girls were yelling out their window how they like love ninjas so i bowed in front of their window and then me and mark had a leaf fight, made leaf angels and held hands and skipped away. We then went into hsi building and went up and down the floors. We went into the room of someoen on marks floor and amrk satarted playin hsi playstation, it was great, he had no idea who he was till after. Then we went upstairs and this guy was knockign on a door and we stood behind him. This girl answered and let him in and he was like "i brought ninjas with me...." so we went in, mark put on her deoderant, rubbed his head with her towel and we left. We then went into an open suite, flushed the toilet and then ran away. It was great cuz we had no idea who these people were, but people are friendly towards ninjas.....or at least afraid!