Ask Madden

What up. Listen up ladies. Adam Yudman is an excellent man, and quite frankly, he's ten times better than most guys. He's a kind, sensitive caring man who loves his inner child and has a passion for things like star wars. He will buy you nice things, but more importantly, he will make you feel good. Guys can try years to achieve that, but I promise you Mr. Yudman will make you feel good about yourself. He's smart, attractive, funny, and most importantly available. I would also like to add that I too once compared myself to Mark Cohen, the poor eternally alone cast member of rent. But I discovered Morgan and all that changed. Fear not Adam, for not only is the perfect women just waiting around the corner, but you can always depend on your friends to be there for you; plus hook you up with hot chicks. So in conclusion, Adam Yudman is a wonderful person.
P.S. Oh, and I had a weird dream that somehow involved Mrs. Mark (Liz), but I can't remember what happened. I think we were searching for treasure.