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yo yo, just wanted to say i just got home from beating karen in not only mario party but in mario kart as well!

yo yo...yesterday didnt really even feel like a day, cuz i got home from bob's at like 11, and pretty much went straight to sleep. I stayed asleep until 6 pm. Then i got up and jsut chilled for a while in my robe. Then at 10 me cent marka nd kevinw ent out. I told karen we'd stop by and say hi cuz she was babysitting at her sisters house. So we chilled at karen's for a while and karen was telling a story and looked right at kevin and called him "adam." I know i talked about this the other nite but resurfaced in my mind again, when people confuse our anmes it is probably one of the thigns in this world that makes me most angry. Liek not angry jsut cuz they say our name wrong, but its liek it always happens, and people are like"so, wats the difference", if anyone really knw us they'd know how different we are, it really makes me mad tho, like it makes me feel like crap, it makes me feel like i'm not even a person, not even an individual, no identity, like i'm not there cuz peopel enjoy my company but just to make people laugh.like seriously the other nite when katie hugged me goodbye and called me kevin was probably one of the worst feelings in a while. and last nite was no treat either. aight, i gonna go find somethin to do, ta ta

yo yo....yesterday was awesome! it was the smuffet which is always good. After a long time of deciding we all decided to go to hard wok. We did our little thang there and then went to the mall where chris proceeded to ride kevin like a horse around the mall yelling directions and also got asked to elave from sharper image for touchig the spiderman dummy in innappropiate ways. So then later we of course went back to bobs. Too many funny things to recall....howver i do clearly rememebr askign kevin talgo about strip clubs and he said "strap dances or strip dances or wahtevr, idk im wasted"...there was lottsa mario kart for n64 which was maddd gangsat, and yea karen, u beat me 4 in a row, but i won like every race after that! Then at like 1:30 there was a wendy's run wit me kevin dus amanda and james. We ordered 31 dollars of food.....then ate it in parking lot while james stood outside and peed....no, not agaisnt anything, just peed into the middle of the parkign lot facing the blockbuster window...good stuff....after the messed up amanda sandwich he said"they should give us a free one for the incovence"(its spelled exactly how he said it....he was trying to say inconveinence)...then some bums tried to get into the party and X and andrew went out to dismiss them, Bob appointed me and kevin second defense! yay!at like 3ish i drove kevin talgo and katie home....found out she's a renthead so we drove aroudn for a lil bit singin that! then when she said goodbye she called me kevin....*sidenote* that is really one of my most hated things...we're different goddamn people, stop mixing up our names, if anyone out there really knows us they'll know we're very different people so call us our proper frickin names!.....anyways i came back watched a lil tv wit X then chilled on couch upstairs, then me andrew and karen all slept upstairs and we had "boys nite out" which was me and andrew talkin bout burping farting crapping and masturbation with karen, or...to karen. Karen also stole kevin blanket while he was sleeping, and andrew totally called it, he said"u know he's gonan come up here and rip it away and give u that look" and soon enough, like 30 mintutes later he comes thomping up the stairs turn on the light, gives that look, and rips the blanket from her. i also got hard to sleep when we started to point out different noises to each other in the environment, like the clocks ticking, that be4 we talked about them no one noticed. k...so i woke up at like 10"45 this mornin, got my stuff together and went home....cowabunga!

What up. Happy Thanksgiving all, I hope you all ate a shitload of food. What a great holiday, I love eating. I don't really have much of an extended family, especially on my moms side, but when my uncle and my dad get drunk it makes Thanksgiving that much more fun. My Grandma made things interesting too. After a rousing night with my two crazy cousins (one with too little of an attention span and one with too much makeup), my mom's identical twin and her harley riding super buff husband, and my cynical Jewish grandmother (my only living grandparent), me and my imediate family took a ride to Marine Park where we saw my Dad's childhood dwelling (after spending the afternoon at my moms old place, we got curious). Then a long car ride home made me think about how at this point my life has no direction. Sure things are great now, but I have no ambition as to what I want to do with my life, and its getting ot the point where I should be visitng colleges. I guess I shouldn't be nervous yet, but I can't help but wonder about colleges and such...should I go for fine arts, or something I'm guarenteed a successful life with? I don't want to think about this now....that stupid My Antonia essay on the book I didn't read, Mrs. Ryans dumb polar graph project that I have no desire to do, let alone remember how, and my stupid pyschology powerpoint presentation (at least thats easy enough) all need to get done this weekend, and all I want to do is sleep/see Morgan/hang out with Vincent/sleep. Fuckbeans.

yo yo, today was senior breakfast. it was aight. nutin too exciting. i'm eating good n plenty right now, which i like. Auditions are over, that a relief. I feel so very stressed right now( not at this second, but this time lately), i've been far behind in english work, cuz we've been doin all this stuff on this book, which i havnt read, but in all fairness i told mrs bassani i wasnt gonna! its weird, anytime i try to concentrate and do anything school relatd, or pretty much anything, i feel like literally theres a blockage in the front part of my head, idk, its weird. Plus on top i that i had have someone scold me for not bein prepared for drama which i really could've dealt without. Maybe thigns will turn around soon though, cuz the past week or two i've been doin some thinking about myself and my life, so we'll see how that goes. Vincent comes home tonite(yay!) so we'll all chill tommorrow....then got Smuffet on Friday.....just go to hard wok and look for the back room with all the burpign farting cursing and other cool shit. i so exhasuted, mentally AND physcially, and dont know which more....i think i gonna go collapse...ta ta

yo today was pretty hot. i got to go to the senior brunch (even though i'm a junior) cuz i was the "DJ", or rather "the guy who played beats on his keyboard while people looked at slides" either way, i thought it went pretty well. i hit some hot shit up. broke it down. the place was pretty fly, me and mr. roth got there an hour before the seniors (cuz you were ALL LATE!) so i showed him my pushes and he found them entertaining, so did the staff who was waiting around for the seniors. i started off with like a slow, get-into-the-groove melody, and then i threw the HOTTEST beat on it, n it was boomin, when the beat came on some peeps was like "YO!" it was pretty tight to say the least. i want to do that more often, yo. and maybe get paid next time. hmm... aight i'm out. take it easy all.

What up. Joefi here, reporting from the secondary blogging spot of the century: the computer lab of North Rockland High School. Mr Rooney (who is sitting right behind me at the moment, perhaps staring at my meaningless musings) decided that 7 kids left wasn't enough for the effort of a class period of teaching, so we went to the computer lab so we could all do absolutely nothing for 40 minutes. We're supposed to be doing our powerpoints, but since Cassie is my partner and shes not here why would I get any of it done? Why would I do it anyway? Since when is work in my vocabulary? [Pause for me to read the note Morgan wrote me] Ok thats better. It helps me get through this oh-so-boring period day after day. Good thing Rooney wasn't looking for that one. Ok 'nuff said, I'm gonna go cruise the web for sites that the stupid network hasn't blocked yet. Maybe I'll find something fun. Peace

yo yo....just got inside from beating my little sister in basketball. Man, it is so gratifying, a real confidence booster. I suggest you all try, play against a little sibling(preferably a girl) in a sport. wow....this must be wat Michael Jordan feels like. I was dribbling circles around her, blockin shots....man, it was awesome. I'm on such a high right now!

What up. I seem to be the only one blogging all the time these days. Adam of course is a usual, but wheres Mark? Matty K and Kevin pop up occasionally, but Vincent has been MIA for quite some time. Oh well. Anyway, today was aight. Touring choir callbacks were fun, especially with the lovely eccentric Nicole Pagnotta heading it up. Her level of enthusiasm never ceases to amaze me, so I hope I get in (which I will, cause I'm a guy) cause she will no doubt make every rehersal/performance enjoyable. I, and I'm sure my fellow bloggers will agree, am disappointed that Nicole chose not to blog today. Her blog is as interesting as anything else, and I commend it. Go.. Anyway, enough shameless plugs. After what seemed like a super long day of school, some fun touring choir, and an unfortunate tutroing session, I spent the majority of the evening with Morgan, which kicked ass. Now I have some pyschology studying to do. Fuck pyschology, I hate it. I'd rather do my AP english HW (Read some Poe!!!!) but oh well. Mr. Rooney is a good guy, but I can't stand the class. Ok my blog train of thought just derailed, I'm out. Peace

What up. A little tired, a little happy, a little sad, I guess right now I'm a little everything. Except hungry, which is odd but true. After an intense jam session with the milano mix-master of disaster Matty K, I feel somewhat meloncholy (big words, oh boy). Morgan is really down cause of her bitchass mother. Sorry Mark, but shes part of my day so I am going to mention her, so shove it. I tried to cheer her up by listening to her guitar skills and commending them, but to no avail. I know she'll be upset all night, and all I can do is sit here. Damnit, parents can be difficult sometimes. Why am I the only one whos parents don't suck? I mean its a blessing, but also a curse in disguise...what do you do when no one else can come out to play? On top of that I get yelled at constantly for having nice parents by those who are less fortunate, which I totally understand and I wish I could donate my parents to them. Even further, Allison is mad at me, and we're too tight for me to stand it. She went straight to sleep at around 730, and even Matty K found this odd. Those are the sad parts. But despite them Morgan and I seem to be going so well, and everythings awesome, so there is at least some happy. Also today I told Nicole I memorized my touring choir call back thingy (which I did, thanks to my man Matt), and she responded with an encouraging "You're in!!". So that should be cake. And not the bad kind of cake, the good kind, with crunchies. Lots of crunchies. Shit, I AM hungry. Kidding. Anyway, like the guy who runs in front of a car, I'm tired. Oh god that was horrible. Goodnight all. Peace

Yo. Been a while. Im mad fuckin tired. I cut school on Monday cuz i didnt do my math project which i did at 12:30 that night anyway. I chilled with my mom and sister for the day and went and saw the Matrix. Disappointed. I got the new something corporate cd which happens to kick ass. When i got home found out that my pa was starting to evacuate all of the shit in his body for his colonoscopy. He was up all night caca-ing gross. Today was aight. got a 100 on my programming test after missing a day and watched parweez struggle miserably without being able to help him. Then J Flizzy and Mike Warren came in to take pictures so i opened my mouth. In astronomy i told Lauren that i hated her for not coming to the play. English was a joke as usual, played with the yak bak. Gym kicked ass cuz dwyer was on my team for water polo and he was just kicking everyones ass. Cheers to mark for scoring 7 of our eight goals. after school we had the drama meeting in which robert got mad at adam for twirling a flag . roberts weird. then i had work which sucks but i get to stab boxes with my sticker. Im gonna go watch Oz.
BYE KATIE!

yo yo.....i have been soooo tired this week. yesterday i came into skool during 4th period and managed to finish out the day. Then iw ent home and chilaxed and went to nap in my bed at 7. of course karen had to call me and wake me up at 9...thanks! anyways, today's economics was fun. i saw some guys in suits otuside the door so i yelled"mr galati....there's some suits outside the door!" he said"so, they dotn intimidate me!" then these kids came in and took pics of our class, so while everyone turned away me and chris smiled, waved, and gave high fives. Then mr galati gave jena a ZERO on a quiz cuz she had her notes out, she freaked out, very funny indeed. I also discovered last nite that me and reza are bastards, because last nite at liek 12 we were having a conversation where we were comparing the features on the new cars we're getting. (2004 mini cooper and 2003 Mercedes C230 Kompressor respectively) bastards indeed.....but we love it! After skool today was a drama meeting...roth was late so i started it and paced back and forth on the stage waving an american flag....what can i say, i'm patriotic!

What up. A lackluster mood has settled now that the play is finished. I'm so tired.....but then again its Monday, the week is young. Today I felt like shit and swimming seemed like torture, but as usual Dwyer pulled through and saved the day. Due to low chlorine levels we couldn't swim, so not only was there no swimming/changing/whatever but we got to play whiffleball, which I absolutely love. Then during lunch while I was escorting Morgan to her locker we passed DWyer who was on lunch duty. He let us go without a pass (Cause he is awesome) and while we passed the planetarium some teacher who knew Morgan told us to get some security guards to remove some rowdy students from his class. We went back to Dwyer, and when he heard a teacher needed help and was in trouble he jumped up in the direction of the planetarium and totally looked ready to kick some ass. Then he thought twice and went to go get Bob....too bad, Dwyer could have mopped the floor with those hooligans. He's such an awesome guy. The rest of the day went slow and by the end of pyschology I was finished. Down but not out....Morgan convinced me to go running with her, so I did. I'm such a loving boyfriend. Then I tutored (dear god, the kid cannot multiply anything, and he is in 7th grade), came home, ate a little dinner, and napped on the couch. When I woke up I decided to blog before I turned in for good. Maybe I'll snort some salt water before I go to sleep. I'll let Adam explain that one. Peace

yo yo....i'm bored, i'm tired, my head hurts, i'm cold,my right eye-lid hurts, yea, i'm just a mess. all my lady friends send me revealing photos of yourselves to cheer me up, i goin to lay in my bed for a while....ta ta

yo yo.......play over.....madd tired.....mad sadd.....now i need a life....if anyone out there has any ideas for waht i should do during my days lemme know! ta ta

What up. As the hectic and action packed weekend comes to a rousing conclusion, the Ask Madden faithful will soon make their triumphant return to every day blogging about absolutely nothing. We will once again be rivited by Kevins witty humor, Marks amusing anecdotes, Steves absence from the blog, Matty K's milano madness, Adams hour long entries about nothing, Vincents oh-so-smart views on everything that he knows more than you about, and of course my, well, whatever you want to call it. I'm not sure what it is. Anyway the play so far (except for some sound issues) has been ok. No real fatal mistakes have been made onstage, and some of the more difficult scenes to pull off (i.e. Death/Choking/Jumping out windows) have been pulled off nicely (special kudos to Adams death scene last night, it was a real winner). Also, I would like to point out that Kevins pa fell asleep during Act two. Now it may have been hard to notice, but luckily he was snoring louder than my lines with Kevin. Well thats my amusing story of the day, now I'm going back to sleep until call at 1230. Two down, one to go...Last night at Dar's daddys was fun. The party died down suprisingly quick (perhaps thanks to most of the crew doing monkey knife fights or something downstairs....) I brought Morgan along but she had to be home by 12 (which really sucked, but its all good). When I returned many people began to leave, and eventually there were only a few left. Of course we did what any self respecting group of people who are the afterthought of a party do: gamble. Nar (Dar's little brother nick) was surpisingly efficient at winning our money and suprisingly defficient at dealing. Eventually we all gave up because Dar's daddy fell asleep on the couch making sure we didn't do bad things. I donated my winnings to the Nar fund, hoping that someday he will go to college. Even if he doesn't, I'd rather Allison hang out with him than the gangsta men she normally keeps in her company. No offense to Matty K, who is everyones favorite Gangsta man. Ok back to bed. Peace

sup, yo. got some good news on my part. some of you know that me and gabby were going through what i liked to call a "rough patch." so i decided last night to finally call her after about 4 weeks of not calling/pretending not to care. we spoke for quite a few grand hours and now it's all good, baby baby. tonight i went out ghetto blastin the subwoofers through haverstraw, thiells, pomona, eventually got to clakstown. then turned around and said "oh yeh, shit! gas!" oh well. the weekend was sub-par. (i dont know, it sounds intelligent) i don't even remember what happened. OH YEH! speakin of not rememberin shit, i'm now off probation. but i've found that i'm still tagged, tho. a few days ago i arrived home to find a police cruiser n SUV just chillin near my house. (no, not the same day joe n mike were there to see them) so i go inside, grab something (i think it was mary j, to tell the truth, i guess those cops were good judges of character) and got back in the car, n went to a friend's house. the suv followed me out then turned down hammond, n i'm pretty sure the cruiser just stayed on my block. i'm prolly just paranoid, they were prolly just meetin on neutral ground to enjoy a donut or two. tonight i went to show alex the subs as promised. he told me he heard me get on his block and drive all the way down to his house. his dad wasn't thrilled to say the least, but when he found out it was me, he was like ok. and WHY AM I WRITING ALL OF THIS! I'M SORRY GUYS, YOU DON'T CARE, AND SHOULDN'T CARE ABOUT EVERY DAMN THING THAT HAPPENS TO ME! damn, i piss myself off. some call me weird. i just think i'm good at judging myself. on that note, take it easy, all.
p.s.-oh yeh, i finally met this reza character when me n joe saw matrix revolutions after i got off work. funny kid. aight i'm out1 (damn, i wrote way too much this time, you shouldn't have read it all, just browsed at the most. and if you had enough time to read the whole thing then HA! you suck! but then again, i guess i had the time to write all this. shut up matt, ur just digging urself deeper n deeper) ok i'm out for real

yo yo....today after school was HORRIBLE! my fone hadda go in for fixin and now i got this loaner fone(same number tho). I was SOO angry when i went home i was very irratable(wat else is new) and then went to drama, beig very irratable, luckily tho marsha and gongface calmed me down. Then our rhearsal sucked, roth thinks it was good but i think it could've/SHOULD"VE been MUCH better! anways, i madd tired, tho wotn go to sleep for many more hours. Also i hate when akren brigns up something, then i ask bout it, then she cant tell me. STOP DOING THAT!

What up. Joefi here, instructing our fine feathered fans to not fret......your beloved bloggers are at the moment entangled in the North Rockland High School drama society's production of the smash hit straight play of 2003: "Design for Murder". So if you really love us, are a fan of the blog, or just have pity on our lack of audience, come see the show. Its at the high school on Friday and Saturday night, along with Sunday during the day. For more information please contact Joefi, Adam, Kevin, or Mark. Ok, with explanations out of the way, I will now adress what odd occurance occured this 4 day weekend. I almost died. I slipped backwards on some stairs, hit the back of my head really hard, and was knocked out unconscious for 20 somewhat minutes. Not fun. Slight memory loss for a little bit, but I came back. I'm fine now, for anyone who wants to know and has heard rumors but not asked me. Other than my near death experiance and the official end of Nerd Patrol (yay!) nothing new. Except the play. So don't expect a new post from us suckers for a few days. Aight I'm out to do my hw from last week. I'm such a lazy bastard. Peace

yo yo, dont wanna describe events, jsut that yesterday nite me kevina nd stephen went to nanuet diner and i put honey msutard sauce on mashed potatoes thinking it was gravy......and noticed my broccolie felt like a limp penis. then after we set out looking for mr roth's hosue....we called mr jon speight to help, he told us the name of the street, we found it, tho it was a dead end. we called mr roth and he expalined he lvied on other side. although we were already on way home. then today in drama we talked to roth bout it and he drew a diagram for everyone and explained how his street has a river in the middle so its split into two parts. then me kevin and roth agrued bout neil diamond, cuz roth dotn like him, so is aid "ummm....who was in a major motion picture, NEIL......who wrote allt e songs for the monkees....NEIL.....who sang a duet wit barbara streisand....NEIL" then we put the picture of him right in front of mr roth as he talked, good times, good times. then we rehearsed the play, while sticking our knives up to people at random times. mr roth made a deal that if kevin uses perfect diction the whole play he'll make everyone listen to a neil diamond song...go NEIL!

HELL FIZUCKIN YEAH! i finally finished installing and connecting the subs and amp. in the trunk. of my car. (for those of you not up to date, i bought two 12" subwoofers and a 1000w amp for the whip) wow. they're good. and great. great and good. that's all i feel like sayin right now. but THESE ARE THE SHIZIT! aight i'm out. take it easy all.

What up. Joefi here, chillin at the computer lab 8th period. I can't believe it, the first day me and Cassie make it to class on time Mr Rooney is absent and we have a sub. Go figure. I feel like gambling some more money away right now, but no one who is down with throwing dice is in my class. Plus the sub seems kind of a confrontational guy. He just broke up a verbal fight between some girl and Jason Bayes. I wanted to see where it was going, but oh well. Ok, its the end of the day and my energy is shot.....this is when I start to feel sad. Even blogging is not improving my morale. I try to think of funny things (i.e. Matty K doin funny stuff, Mr Powers doing, well, anything, kevin swinging his bookbag on his back, adam laughing, mark bitting his lower lip while trying to make up for some childish act) but none of it is working. Well maybe Mr Powers. A little. Ok Cassie is asking me about bullets in our powrpoint so I must go. Peace

P.S. Note:....I just read Gongs "post" (if it can be refered to as that) from Sunday where she angrily berated Adam. You are entitled to your own opinion, as the Ask Madden Staff and myself surely recognize, but get your facts straight. "After he pulled his stunt, he rushed downstairs to brag to everyone about his stellar performance" Um, I was there, and after the stunt was pulled Gong was a little angry, but eventually hugged Adam and showed no signs of true disturbance. WE remained upstairs for several minutes, there was no rushing downstairs to tell everyone, though we did relay the story. "Later, he halfheartedly apologized, but I read his blog and found no trace of remorse anywhere on his mind." Ok, again, a problem. He apologized sincerely and you rejected his apology refusing to listen. HE felt so bad afterwards he left your house and drove around in the middle of the night (perhaps even shed a tear). We had to find him and convince him to come back he felt so horrible. And do you expect him to apologize over the blog when you a) don't read it and b) refused to accept it in person? Get your facts straight or don't say them.

yo yo, i decided i'm cursed. today i've desciovered i lsot my englis binder, which didnt make sense cuz it SHOULD be at home or in ym car , but nonetheless i cant find it. Then at school i left my lights on....AGAIN! Then i lost 6 dollars to steve perry in ecomics. we had a $5 bet goin, where we both sat quiet all during class and whichever one of us MR. Galati called on first would get the 5 dollars. then we ahd another bet where he threw an eraser at the board and if it hit a vowel i won, consanant he won, he won. Then i lost my agenda but found it. Then i lost my calculator...hopefully ms bianco has it, but prolly not. Then after school i got a tuna sandwich, and AGAIN she didnt cut the roll all the way so i ahd to rip it manually.........life sucks

yo yo, caca, cant beelive i forgot to share this. yesterday elana(my sister) asked me to prank one of ehr friends at college, so of course i obliged. I tried her room but she wasnt there so i called her cell and said her rooamte gave it to me. I introduced myself as Bob Slidell from campus securtiy. See, there was some background, apaprently she was prankign people pretending to be "china doll", a chinese takeout place up there. So i called and told her china doll has called aup and compaliend and asked ehr to attend a meeting with me and china doll at campus security at 11am the following day. I was sooo professional, talkin bout "here at binghamton university we take prank calls very seriosuly....", she was so scared. Elana told me how scared she was. But then she called her dad whow as a cop to trace the number and stuff so elana told her it was me. i was very proud of my work. Her friend siad i was very beleivable cuz i sounded like a very professional 40 year old. i changed my voice to sound like the dude from office space.

yo yo, we have serious problems. today at drivers ed me kevin jofi and steve perry bet money on a spinning phone game. we spun my foen around and whomever the antennae pointed on won the pot. then after we lsot enough money we played for fun, with no money. then gillman and perry played for 5 dolalrs, but iw as on perry's team and kevinw as on gillmans team, so if it landed on me perry and and vice versa, jofi was the wild card. we have problems.

For a Monday today didn't suck too bad. I mean no school tommorow so it kind of felt like Friday (not really). The day went pretty quick, probably due to my lack of attention because of what is constantly on my mind. ITs been eating away at me all day, and a horribly drama rehersal didn't help in the slightest. So with Roth pissed at me and me pissed at myself I went to tutoring, where Matt proceeded to be a 12 year old bitch. That kid doesn't give a shit about anything.....oh well I got paid, who cares. When I came home I found no relief, just a bombardment of bitching about how Allison couldn't get on AOL. What the fuck, there are more important things in life.....or maybe I'm just bitter. Whatever, I got out of there double time and high tailed it to the number one refuge spot where no one in the world could ever find me.....Taco Bell. So I ordered my shit and when I got my tray the girl said something in spanish and I gave her a sideways glance. She said "What, is there something wrong with you?" with all the pop culture Haverstraw ghetto attitude I could handle at this point in my day. Pissed off and tired, I answered "Everything that is wrong with your horrible food and service I've learned to deal with or I wouldn't be here." She then proceeded to go talk to this black guy behind the counter who wasn't wearing a uniform and was packing something into a bag. I knew this guy was trouble, but since I'm smooth I just filled up my 32 oz soda and sat down to eat my grade E taco and my horribly un-symmetricaly sliced quesadea. Hey, its shitty quality, but it's aight. So I'm eating and the black guy says something, I didn't quite hear what because I couldn't honestly care less when suddenly the manager (Think Latino with a hint of gay) SCREAMS at the top of his lungs "SHUT THE FUCK UP. I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP." He then sizes up the black guy who replys with "You gonna hit me? huh? What the fuck you gonna do?" This goes on for a couple of minutes as I sit, watch, and make my 7 dollars worth of heart clogging cuisine disappear. Dinner and a show. God I love Taco Bell.

yo yo, i went to dinner wit my rents tonite, which hasnt happend much lately. of course this wasnt be4 me and kevin chilled at reza's house, while there we discovered we are the 3 most hated kinds of people...a spanish person, a middle wastern and a jew. Then at dinner i was asking my dad where to get road flares, cuz i thoght they would be useful in case of an accident. So he said "if u get into an accident, get out of the car and run, call me and i'll report it stolen"...i think he was serious, then he siad "u shoudlnt be thinking u'll get into an accident" so i asked him why he has airbags then and he said "cuz they came with the car"....also at rezas we decided if we all get into binghamton me reza and kevin will dorm together. tho kevin snores so he's out, we wont tell him yet.....dont wanna ruin his dreams....poor kid

yo yo, i was on ym way to bed when i saw this ginormous bug in my kitchen . I went upstairs to get my mom to come look at it cuz it was so huge, but she didnt wanna see it. She jus told me to kill it, i said no, cuz it was so huge it'd prolly kill me. SO i went and got the camera to take a picture of it but will trying to get it to come to the middle of the floor it recessed into the wall. Vincent, if ur reading....its about 1 1/2 to 2 inches, maddd leggs on either side, 2 logn anntennae and it was greenish beigeish color. find out what it is and tell me its weakness(i.e. sunlight, silver, garlic, arsenic) so i can be perpared to find it. if ic an i'll post a picture on my photo album which u will find a link to on the sidebar.