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yo yo...so as u may or may not know i got a letter from Binghamton a little voer a month ago sayign i was on waiting list. Meh, w/e. i didnt bother to send in card to be on it acutally. Well, today i get an email congratulating me on acceptance and tellign me where i can pay deposit! I checked with vincent and he says its real! Hmmm...so now the choices get difficulter....

GOOGLE GAVE ME MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VStreva@gmail.com YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEy!!! yo so here i sit, at home, wanna know why? bc i have ap physics 7th and 8th and they on a field trip, so even the narcs said they had a lesson {most of whom really did} and we were out. most were too scared to leave school tho but not i. thats the first time ive ever cut a class, well i dont think it really counts bc its not like i was gonna learn anything anyway.. today is finally over. it seemed really long and drawn out, and i felt really out of things. for some reason i just didnt feel "there" today. so if anyone noticed me actiing a little out of charachter, pay no mind.

Im really trying to get prepped for my game, its gonna be HARDCORE. North Rockland vs. Clarkstown North; somebody is gonna end up dead. The bloodbath will occur at 4:15 at north garneville elementary, and bring some beverage bc its a scorcher out there today.

Today during lunch was an unhappening time, Liz went to practice for NYSMMA, i have no clue where kevin is, and a bunch of other people were on field trips/not in school. oh well time to get ready for the game, have a fun weekend!!!!

// posted by Mark @ 12:42 PM

yo yo....it official. We goin to Cornell for part 2 next weekend...we gonna leave thursday nite, its gonna be awesome. Firday is slope day( think that what it called) when its the last day of classes, and everyoen doesnt go to class and parties and drinks all over the lawns at campus. O.A.R. is gonna be doign a concert there too. It gonna be awesome, cant wait.

yo yo....jsut got back from pick-up hockey game at montvale. It was fun. I was totally rockign on defense. Stoppign everyone. I realized that although i love to play offense, i found myself playign defense because i didnt trust that anyoen would go back on defense, so i wanted to be safe and do it myself. I realized there are similarities between how people play sports and how they go through life. I like to take charge and make sure things get done right, doing things strategically.

Oh, yeah, I forgot, a juicy post with details of a juicy practical joke will be posted once named joke is completed. i've already said to much....

I WILL HUNT DOWN AND DESTROY GOOGLE UNTIL IT GIVES ME MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WANT A GOOGLE EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What up. My motivation to post went out the window when I saw the ad to try Googles new E-mail service. So I'm giving it a shot. Fun stuff. Anyway nothing really new going on, decided today that my sister is the only person I know who can be fresh and spoiled at the same time. Meh. School tommorow, debate should be fun. Come on down 5th period and watch us talk about condoms. In the esteemed words of Nicole: "Hooray!" Anywho, e-mail me because I want to try out my new mailing thingy. Its so cool. This is joefi saying, "If you can't beat them, join them, learn their ways, and then beat them."

yo yo...so today was pretty good. Skip to gym, only thing that matters. I was mentally preparign for shuttle run, cuz i was hoping i wouldnt do pull ups or sit ups cuz my abs were sore from hardcore ab workouts. So i got there and we were doin mile! but she said we could do it friday so i did it for practice. I got 6:48, pretty good considering dwyer wasnt there, i need him to encourage me, i know it sounds silly but his enouraging actually does help. Besides, she wasnt giving me lap times so i had no math to do in my head. So after gym i kepot my shorts on and carried my pants. I practiced for touring choir then went home and was gonan go to mall to buy shorts, but couldnt find my wallet! i looked all over, went back to skool and traced my steps, and realized i must have dropped it out of my pants! At this point i wanted to cry....it was weird cuz my dad found my hockey stick today in my sisters closet(how it got there i got no idea) , this was a releif cuz the stick is madd awesome and madd expensive, and i wanted to go to pick up roller hockey games but coudlnt cuz didnt ahve my stick. So i found a stick but lost a wallet. until i got a message from katie saying she found it!!!!!!!!! I LOVE KATIE!!! so then we had concert and it was good, then me kevin mark and matty k chilled. now i watchin south park+chappelle show

highlight of nite

*matty k pretending to be someone else to jofi on fone*

matt: my name is joe

Jofi: joe wat

Matt: umm....joe....p..p...penelope! Joe penelope!

Convo in the hall with Matty K

Me: Im giving blood today.

Matty K: You cant, you smoke weed.

Me: It dont matter and besides they dont have to use my blood.

Matty K: But theyll tell someone.

Me: Like Who?

Matty K: The...President.

Gotta Love Him

yo yo...i home, got back from albany not too long ago. Albany was cool, dont really wanna go into specifics, but it was rpetty cool, although i am nto sure what my overall impression of college is, tho albany is summed up by this....A big hotel for kids with no parents...the funniest thing was i was sleepign in one ofbob's suitemates beds who is liek the outcast of the suite and always sleeps out, now this guy plays lots of girls and oen foudn out, came to the room and left him a note on his door, then left, then came back in and stole liek 6 of his jackets and 5 of his hats! hahahahah

Yo Bitches!!!! ran the mile today, HARDCORE!!! I fucking destroyed Presidential, i could have destroyed it with my testicles in a knot {owwie, maybe not}. The pres time is 6:06, i got 5:35 KNUCKKAS. boy was that the highlight of my day. And earlier this week we had to do pullups and the president sets his standard at 13, so i rocked that too with 16. Good Luck to everyone doing the physical fitness test, and please "holla back" ur results.
Wanna know something? Dwyer is the fucking man. I mean, adam, kevin and myself (just to name a few) have said this on multiple occasions. But seriously, he is soo fuckin awesome, he's soo encouraging, to everyone, if he knows that u tried then he is there to help you out. like today, every lap he had words of encouragement like "great job, that's my boy!!!" {he most likely said that-A- boy, but let a guy dream that sure was awesome} and other things like "great pace, keep it up!!!" then when the kevin was finishing up, dwyer knew he was trying, so he said "everyone give kevin a hand when he finishes up" no other gym teacher does that, he could raise anyone's self-esteem as long as u try ur best, he's right behind you.

So today Liz left, so for the third weekend in a row i wont see her =(

ANd im not talking to my father bc he yelled at me the other day, assuming scott was yelling at me, when he was really yelling "im gonna kill him!!!" about is friend who told him to go to www.sandmash.com which scott said was a music site, when i told him he wanted www.samash.com , he flipped like a cup.and started yelling and my dad, assuming that i was the cause of the problem yells "GET OUTTA THAT ROOM, WHAT THE HELL ARE U DOING IN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE??? LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!" so i yelled back, across my house, "IM NOT EVEN IN THAT ROOM, IM IN MY ROOM, AND HE'S NOT YELLING BC OF ME, BC I DIDNT DO ANYTHING, AND ANYWAY WHY DONT U STOP ASSUMING THAT SCOTT IS ALWAYS RIGHT, AND THAT IM ALWAYS WRONG!!!" i then proceded to yell in my room, sayin such things like "why the hell am i always getting yelled at?" and "Goddam it!! why do i always get yelled at for doing nothing wrong?" then i went downstairs and my mom saw i was pissed so she opened the door for me, and got the hell outta my way. Just recalling it makes me angry. I have false hopes that he feels bad about it and apologizes to me, when i told my grandparents about it the next day, they completely understood, bc they're awesome. THen a day later, my grandfather asks "did u speak to ur father yet?" and i realized he doesnt even talk to me, so if anyone has any suggestions, besides self-mutalization that i can do to make him feel bad, please share.

yo the boys Varsity lax team is now 2-0 if u can, attend tommorows game at 11:00 am at North Garneville. Excellent goaltending today by darin and pat conklin was on fire again.

// posted by Mark @ 8:29 PM

What up. Once again, computer lab, fifth period. Crazy on my right, cool on my left, and Nici Paggs MIA. Actually she's off to VA for some Busch Gardens and a spot of singing. Cherio then. News update.....the damn school has officially blocked Blogspots!!! Gong discovered this earlier and us bloggers are not happy. How are we supposed to get our kicks during computer lab periods?? This is terrible. We should fight the school policy of blocking sites. "I want to play games and kill pedestrians, but NOOO they won't even let me do that." Quote Jess, another disgruntled North Rockland student. Everywhere kids are feeling the pain of internet blockage. And right now I'm feeling the pain of Gong. SOOOOOO CRAZY. Aight gotta go back to rolling. Holla back if you know what...

What up. Joefi here, reporting live from Johnsmeyer's fifth period free for all in the computer lab. Honestly I don't know whats gotten into me today, I got my essay almost totally done last night and finished it up pretty quick today in class. Weird stuff. Sohona wrote a million bajillion fafillion paragraphs on her essay. Sometimes I wonder how people write so much on this stuff. Cameron's is only a page and a half, probably because he is so damn cool. Michelle's is only a half right now because she left her disc at home ::tear:: Well you can't win them all. Or in the case of a big fat loser, you can't win any. Uh oh, theres the five minute. I must prepare myself for the sandwich line, the most aggrivating and hardcore part of my day. Buffallo chicken and mozzarella cheese on a roundroll. Game on.

where do we go, what do we say, what do we do
nowhere to turn, nowhere to run and it’s nothing new
where do we go for inspiration
looks like pain is our only inspiration

i see a place where little boys and girls see shells in the ocean not knowin they on pearls
no one to hold em while they growin they livin moment to moment without a care in the whole world
if i could help it i’d tell it just like it is and i may say some things that you don’t like to hear
i know that, that people lie people kneel people die people heal people steal and people shed tears
what’s real, blood spill, gun kill, some steal, rides
above me, trust me, it must be, morning, time
wake up, mistakes are, everybody wanna cake up, and break up, with the crew
but when the comet comes back, what would you do, it’s too late to make up some excuse

where do we go, what do we say, what do we do
nowhere to turn, nowhere to run and it’s nothing new
where do we go for inspiration
looks like pain is our only inspiration

i come from people who stand stronger than thomas space
wherever theres competition you gonna find a race
i find a place in my heart for this hip hop
it blows blood through my veins, my skin gets hot
i take it very serious it make me write more
if I don’t celebrate i got nothing to fight for
i’m tight raw, excite y’all, ignite fall, i’m tight y’all, i walk the street like y’all
about action, talk is cheap, right y’all? You start yappin nigga about the beef you might cause
you know the trouble you could get into, you don’t study you don’t prepare to catch who’s testing you
what you gonna do when you gotta face the manifestation of the words that you put a space
they already there, you can’t take em out, a studio gangsta is how you tryin to break out

where do we go, what do we say, what do we do
nowhere to turn, nowhere to run and it’s nothing new
where do we go for inspiration
looks like pain is our only inspiration

--talib kweli & rez

yo yo....i just got back from doing a good deed. I looked out the window and saw my sister's bus come so i ran to my car and went and picked her up. i not really sure why....i didnt go to skool today, sick yo. I feel a lil better now, but i HATE fallign asleep and wakign when i sick, cuz when u wake up u feel all crsuty and gross, and falling asleep, well, that just doesnt happen. I got 23k a year in aid from northeastern, so chances of going there are looking good!

What up. It was inevitable, but I guess my services as a tutor are no longer needed. Since I can't motivate the kid, and he just sucks at life in general, tutoring as of this day is officially over. Its actually quite a relief I'd say, I hated the lack of steady pay and job benefits. The only perk was I felt much better about my inteligence by the end of each session. Meh. Unemployed Joefi starts now and I'll take any job offers you guys have. Hopefully I'll have a steady source of income soon. Well besides me getting canned, no new buisness really. Today was your typical Monday, blah blah who cares whatever shut up. Came home, a little band practice, relaxed, etc. Nothing to do really, so I'll prolly turn in early. Yeah, thats a lie.

What up. Nothing too incredibly new to say, just wanted to throw out some thoughts from a few days ago. First off, Nici Paggs house is really cool. The house itself it pretty nice, the food is awesome, the side by side computers are a nice touch, and she has the worlds coolest dog. I'm really considering one just like it, he is awesome. Good ol' spankman... Anyway our project isn't nearly close to completion so I assume we'll be over there again (the 'we' refers to myself, Nicole, Jen Certa and Michelle). Anyway beyond that I have nothing new to report other than me and Matty K just kicked ass in Mario Tenis, coming back from an enemy 2 set lead to a smash victory. Shy Guy (me) and Baby Mario (Matty K) rock the house. Whew, I'm exhausted from the hardcore tennis. Time to sleep. Peace out blog fans. Oh one last thing, I decided to spice things up a bit, we should take holla back suggestions for blog entries, so suggest an entry topic and the Ask Madden Staff will pick our favorite and do it. Ah, the joy of blogging.

P.S. Is Kevin/Steve/Vincent dead? Matty K's computer is out of order, and Meagan is an occasional blogger, whats everyone elses excuse? Do Adam and Mark and I have to update enough for all you suckers?

yo yo....

This is why i love Matty K

*phone convo*

Me: I'm i the city with steve and mark
Matty K: who's steve?
Me: Jordan
Matty K: Who's Steve Jordan....OHHHHHHH...Guitar!

Went to city yesterday, was madd cool. Me and mark took train and of course on way walking to train station had our hands already in fists in our pockets so if shit goes down we are ready to fight that much quicker. So we went on train and got to 79th street and we called steve and he was at the Metropolitan musuem of art. SO we walked through central park holding hands(j/k) and stopped by turtle pond on the way. I called steve and said we were almost through the park and next to the building with large windows on the roof. Looked at a map and turns out thats the MET. meh. So we met him and tried looking for peanuts but wound up walkign around this lake but not finding any. And when we crossed the street mark ran into a STOPPED taxi. lol. So we met up with his friends from Louisiana and made our way down to the theater district. Wound up gettign standing room tix for Chicago. I love being spontaneous. Saw that, was mad good. Did a lil this and lil that , went to some porn shops, and eventually went home. Good time all around, interestign ride home, ask for details.

What up. Before I begin, just to provide a little backround info, I rarely look at the guestbook now that Holla Backs are the prominent response to posts. Thats why this poor anonymous insult slipped by. I was alerted a few days ago to an attempt at sassing the skills of myself and Whip Cream at rhyming it up. While we did do a fine job of that ourselves (i.e. rap battle), I think we'd all agree that we both kick some serious ass. Unfortunetly this "Out of the blue" did not, and I felt it right to put him in his place, White Thought style. So I anally raped his mom while pouring sugar in his gas tank (metaphorically speaking of course). Check out the guestbook for some old style schooling. Peace.

This is my doggy simba, how cute is she?

Hey everyone!!! So today was aight, much like yesterday. i really didnt do much, 'cept lax. we had to scrimmage jv, it was fun when i was on the field bc i hate Sharky, or whatever the hell his name is. I dont even know the kid, i just wanna beat the shit outta him. Ive never talked to him, his presence just makes me angry. oh well, testosterone makes me do it.
So i went to go see "waking tall" with scott, who i am currently babysitting, and need to put to bed------------mission accomplished the movie was aight but it didnt provide enough backround info on "the rock"'s charachter--is he under contract wit wrestling to use "the rock" as his name in acting, bc i think its really stupid to go by that. So now im bored outta my mind, hopefully tommorrow will bring better weather since it was FUCKING COLD at lax practice windy and everything. boy im bored. hope everyone else is out having fun. 'nite ;(

// posted by Mark @ 9:25 PM

What up. I whole heartedtly apologize for my recent/prolonged lack of posting after pledging to post daily....I'm lazy, what can I say? But I hope to turn around my ways and maybe come up daily with some entertaining thoughts for our loyal readers, and the loyal reader himself of course. Well, for starters right now life is quite good. Everything is coming up Joefi. Oh Milhouse you little fool. Anyway UPDATE: Reza is the man of the month, for providing me with the hookup (Vanilla softserve with crushed oreos) at Carvel. May Allah bless him with all the skills (guitar) and loving (bitches) he desires (wants). This vacation things are going so well. I barely have anything to do, I can do whatever. Ah, the joys of free time. The more I look around, the more I realize what a disaster my room is. Honestly, it looks like somebody wanted to threaten me and tore up my place. Whatya gonna do? I would try to clean it up, but like most things, those who don't try never look foolish. That would be the official motto of laziness, if we weren't too lazy to elect an official motto. Or organize a club. Or do anything really. Uh oh, time to go prepare myself for the cursing killing crazy violent family affair known as the Sopranos. In the words of Adam: "ta ta"

Hey there. Today was the first day of "vacation", all it did was feel like a saturday. Up until when [SMUT] got together at the mall, adam picked up me adn steve and we headed over to there.
They were at chili's and the whole table, practically, ordered strawberry-lemonade, like it was hot-cakes. So they convinced the waiter to fill us a container if one was purchased, so me, kimbark adn sly steve- he's sly bc he snuck up behind me adn jumped on my back- went to target and andrew purchased a 2-gallon container with a spigot and the WAITER WAS AWESOME, but he could only fill it up 1 gallon.

to tell u the honest truth, the only reason im posting now is that im SOOOOO LONELY. i left bob's house 5 min after we arrived there after the chili's adventure. And here i sit, alone. I miss liz, even tho that i havent seen her in less than 24 hrs. (tear) :( I wonder if Trees have feelings, like if they miss a certain tree that they might be close to------Im a fucking moron, trees dont have a brain, grrr, im so sad.


Sry
I hope everyone enjoys their vacation.

yo yo...

Flackwards=forward

Frankwards=backward


Learn these terms and use them accordingly!

Hey all!!!! MR. LEUNG IS ABSENT!!!!!!!!! im chillin here in physics, Raghu did my work for me, so im set, he's a pretty cool guy. All the nerds are reading and doing work, while im just chilllin on the computer, yesterday he wasnt here either. BUt yesterday i was changing shirts and shoes with christian thompson, he's like 6'3" and black, so i was wearing his red and white kicks, and his Ecko shirt that was madd long. it was gangsta.
I had to retake my math test today, it took me all of 4, 7, and like 10 min of 8th to do it, but i relenquished the foul demon. Jesus wont do a back flip in here bc the ceiling is too low. :( But he did it 2x this week, it was gangsta. if i could do a backflip, that would be how i would travel to and fro, especially in the hallways, OH WORD!!! THERE WERE LIKE 5 FIGHTS TODAY, AND I MISSED THEM ALL. I wanna get into a fight, but not in school. Talking about fights, Xavier called liz a dirty slut on the way to Galati's class, so i threw down my books and he dropped everything he had, and i KARATE-ED his water bottle across the gym, almost hitting this girl, so immediately i ran away. ok timeto go andstart my lonely vacation, since liz will be gone Fri-Fri.
:( Hopefully i will make adventures down to the city almost every day. ok im out!!!!

What up. Normally I hate blogging twice in a row, but A) We're in the computer lab and I can't do work, so why not blog away? B) WICKED WAS AWESOME. Wicked was so good, words cannot describe. I just thought I'd let the masses know that they should check it out. Anyway I'm hungry, and tired, and I can't wait till spring break begins. Sleepy time! I drooled all over my global book last period and I was even sleeping in gym. What a day. Oh well. Only 37 minutes until lunch, Morgan, relaxing, pow pow, etc. Don't have anything left to say, so I'll conclude with a quote: "There is some freedom in being completely screwed because you know things can't get any worse." - Matthew Broderick (Courtesy of Michelle)