Tuesday, December 30, 2003
yo yo....so today i woke up the earliest that i have all break(1pm) and palyed lacrosse with mark. Then afterwards i was goign to call vincent to go out to lunch. Howver before that happend karen called me and told me i couldnt and i had to be ready to go out by 4:30 and kevin would pick me up. I realized this was prolly my chirstmas gift. So i went home, not knowin wat was goin on and kevin called me and said he'd pick me up at 4 cuz we needed to make the train. So now i obviously know it involves the city(plus his away message said that). So kevin and reza picked me up and we went on train. We got to city, decided to eat at Olive Garden and waited for karen, and steve and jenny(both of whom i didnt know were coming)
P.S.-jenny tried to fool me by calling mark while we were palying and askign him to hang otu, so i guess i woudlnt think she was coming. however in doing so made me realzie steve was comign, cuz if she wanted hanging out with mark then steve msut've been busy!
So when they get there they all whisper to each other and i can tell there was some sort of plan that went wrong. So we ate then they all bitched otu and wanted to promptly go home, me and reza however were enjoying our experience and made kevin stay. We walked around and stuff and eventually went home. However before we went home called vicennt, met up with him in nanuet and DEFINATELY put a positive spin on the nite(goin to T and A's wit reza kevin and vincent)!!
Side note........even though it seems that the plan fell through it was still good. i can tell karen put a lot of effort into the night and i really do appreciate. I cant describe it, but it feels really good when someone wants to do something for u. Like i've never really gotten a gift like that before,somethign that means something, and not to get all after-school-special on u but it really did mean a lot, even tho it didnt work, cuz i know its cheesy to say, but itreally is the thought that counts. Even thought "toniite was a disaster" i must say i did feel really good like i never have before
P.S.-jenny tried to fool me by calling mark while we were palying and askign him to hang otu, so i guess i woudlnt think she was coming. however in doing so made me realzie steve was comign, cuz if she wanted hanging out with mark then steve msut've been busy!
So when they get there they all whisper to each other and i can tell there was some sort of plan that went wrong. So we ate then they all bitched otu and wanted to promptly go home, me and reza however were enjoying our experience and made kevin stay. We walked around and stuff and eventually went home. However before we went home called vicennt, met up with him in nanuet and DEFINATELY put a positive spin on the nite(goin to T and A's wit reza kevin and vincent)!!
Side note........even though it seems that the plan fell through it was still good. i can tell karen put a lot of effort into the night and i really do appreciate. I cant describe it, but it feels really good when someone wants to do something for u. Like i've never really gotten a gift like that before,somethign that means something, and not to get all after-school-special on u but it really did mean a lot, even tho it didnt work, cuz i know its cheesy to say, but itreally is the thought that counts. Even thought "toniite was a disaster" i must say i did feel really good like i never have before
Monday, December 29, 2003
Vincent here (gasp!...two times in as many days!). So I'm sittin' at home in my underpants watching National Geographic's Ultimate Explorer, watching cheetahs get it on (cause that's what being home from collge is all about), and my sister just comes in and changes the fucking channel. What the fuck?! I mean, I know she got left back and she's "not right in the head" (according to my mother), but you don't fuckin' mess with the National Geographic. Needless to say, I put that ho in her place. Over dinner today, we were all talking shit about my sister behind her back and I was given permission to smack the fuck out of her the next time she talks back ("yeah, you hit her so that she can't call child protective services and have me arrested" says my mother). (Newsflash: "LIONS!" just came on National Geographic TV (for those of you less educated than I, that's MSNBC on Sunday evenings).
Now, I was reading about everyone's favorite child molester earlier (Michael Jackson...fools, all of you) and I couldn't help but think "what fucked up mother would send her son to Neverland ranch?" Then I watched the 60 Minutes Special with The Freak himself and I was confused. I mean, he's now a woman, so why not love little boys, my mother loves me. But then I thought about it, and I realized, if my mother looked like Michael Jackson, I'd probably have killed myself in preschool. Okay, well, until I have some interesting tidbits of information, I'm out.
Now, I was reading about everyone's favorite child molester earlier (Michael Jackson...fools, all of you) and I couldn't help but think "what fucked up mother would send her son to Neverland ranch?" Then I watched the 60 Minutes Special with The Freak himself and I was confused. I mean, he's now a woman, so why not love little boys, my mother loves me. But then I thought about it, and I realized, if my mother looked like Michael Jackson, I'd probably have killed myself in preschool. Okay, well, until I have some interesting tidbits of information, I'm out.
Sunday, December 28, 2003
yo yo....i've discovered why i have been eating so much at night. For isntance, my "dinner" today was my first meal of the day. So my body thinks that is like lunch. So when ig et home and its like 2 am and i eat food, my body is thinking thats dinner! well if not thats the best i can come up with! also, tontie was interesting cuz after watching LOTR and palyign pool with reza darin and karen we went to dinner for her b-dday. BEfore i left meagan called me to see if i could go out with her and jess. I informed her i couldnt and i felt bad, cuz usually someone could call me and i never have plans, and the one time i do she calls, and i ahvnt seen them both in a while...meh, we're goin out sunday nite anyways.
PS....while me and darin were palying pool darin whipped the stick up and amde a mark on reza's ceilign with the chalk. He felt bad and told reza to get a hard bristled brush and wet it. Reza instead used the metal wire brush for the pool table, scrubbed the ceiling and took off the paint! HA!
PS....while me and darin were palying pool darin whipped the stick up and amde a mark on reza's ceilign with the chalk. He felt bad and told reza to get a hard bristled brush and wet it. Reza instead used the metal wire brush for the pool table, scrubbed the ceiling and took off the paint! HA!
Dum Dadah-dum-dum-dum-duuuuuumm. (Insert drumroll and majestic trumpet fanfare here). Thus I re-enter the blog scene after a rather long stint with the New York Times, during which time I wrote editorials that made people love me and worship me as a god. During my tenure with the Times, I frequently used such words as "bosh," "acoutrement," and "poppycock" as part of my witty satirical commentary on everything in the world. Okay, perhaps that's not entirely true, but I'll let you choose which parts to believe and which to dismiss as mere poppycock (see, maybe I was telling the truth about some things...).
While I was gone, a great many things have happened. Here is a much abbreviated list: My first semester at Cornell has drawn to a close, I have almost definitely failed mathematics, Saddam Hussein has been captured, The Return of the King opened in theatre's (yes, I know it's obnoxious, but that's how I spell theatre...the British way...it's the only word I treat in such a fashion, so just deal with it), Christmas has come and gone, I have liberated the Jews from Sweden, discovered the cure for AIDS (unfortunately in a freak accident, I was forced to use the paper on which my discovery was written as toilet paper, I apologize to anyone with AIDS, including but not limited to: Magic Johnson, "A Boy I Once Knew," Jeanie Boulay from NBC's longtime hit television series ER, and the majority of the African Continent), and proclaimed myself supreme Chancelor of all of Australia (I figure I'll start small).
Now, in the style of the great British writers, we will tactlessly move to discuss things more important than diry people with AIDS, namely "Transitional Romanesque Architecture"...neither traditional nor Romanesque...discuss amongst yoursleves.
In other news: I fucked the Queen of England, Adam got a new car, Kevin crashed his car and got a Jeep, Joefry got a Jetta, A dirty African child dies every 10 seconds, and Prince Charles took it up the ass from King Kong.
In the spirit of keeping with my New York Times reporter status (which I so eloquently maintain as truth) I will promise to at least make the attempt at frequenting the blog and attempting to publish at a frequency similar to that with which I used to. With that said, I leave thee to thine own devices.
P.S. - Everyone except Adam needs to post more. Especially Kevin, you lazy sack of feces.
While I was gone, a great many things have happened. Here is a much abbreviated list: My first semester at Cornell has drawn to a close, I have almost definitely failed mathematics, Saddam Hussein has been captured, The Return of the King opened in theatre's (yes, I know it's obnoxious, but that's how I spell theatre...the British way...it's the only word I treat in such a fashion, so just deal with it), Christmas has come and gone, I have liberated the Jews from Sweden, discovered the cure for AIDS (unfortunately in a freak accident, I was forced to use the paper on which my discovery was written as toilet paper, I apologize to anyone with AIDS, including but not limited to: Magic Johnson, "A Boy I Once Knew," Jeanie Boulay from NBC's longtime hit television series ER, and the majority of the African Continent), and proclaimed myself supreme Chancelor of all of Australia (I figure I'll start small).
Now, in the style of the great British writers, we will tactlessly move to discuss things more important than diry people with AIDS, namely "Transitional Romanesque Architecture"...neither traditional nor Romanesque...discuss amongst yoursleves.
In other news: I fucked the Queen of England, Adam got a new car, Kevin crashed his car and got a Jeep, Joefry got a Jetta, A dirty African child dies every 10 seconds, and Prince Charles took it up the ass from King Kong.
In the spirit of keeping with my New York Times reporter status (which I so eloquently maintain as truth) I will promise to at least make the attempt at frequenting the blog and attempting to publish at a frequency similar to that with which I used to. With that said, I leave thee to thine own devices.
P.S. - Everyone except Adam needs to post more. Especially Kevin, you lazy sack of feces.
Saturday, December 27, 2003
Happy Birthday Kar!! my neck hurts
Thursday, December 25, 2003
What up. Merry whatever you celebrate. With that out of the way I really don't have too much to say, just wanted to check in for all those who remain faithful to our blog although we don't update as much as we use to. Basically Adam keeps us alive, with spontaneous me and matty k sprinkled in. The holidays are a pretty festive time, but seeing some of Morgans family gatherings make me wish I had family. For some reason my aunts and uncles live far away/don't care so I never see them. Most of my cousins don't care either. Its somewhat depressing at times but whatever. Its Christmas, all should be joyous and whatever. Anyway the christmas eve downpour successfully destroyed any hope of a white christmas. But thats ok, this was still a truly excellent holiday. Even though I didn't really get any presents at all, I have exactly what I wanted to get this year. Life is beautiful. Peace
yo yo....jsut got back from mass. it was interesting. I thought it was funny when mr pow pow kept on reciting a prayer after everyone finished and then said"oops, wrong prayer!"...afterwards i saw meagan, which was nice, haven't seen ehr in a while. When she came up to me he mouth dropped open and she said"i ...love...ur...hair" and she began totell me how it looked like movie star hair, she was looking up at me like a little girl seeing santa clause. normally i wouldnt care but i trust meagan's fashion sense/opinion
Wednesday, December 24, 2003
goin to midnight mass tonite....vicnent's dog bit me, we found out where mr powers lives, got deferred from Binghamton, got into Albany, getting first oil change saturday,thats all for now, i'll let u all know how my first church experience was later
Friday, December 19, 2003
What up. First off, major thanks to all who attended our concert and helped make it a pretty nice ordeal. We played almost two hours of original stuff with minimal screw ups, which in itself was its own mini victory. Special thanks to Nicole Pagnotta, for offering us our own show and helping make it happen, my fellow bloggers who came out to support the SLM, Anthony for standing in on the bass and doing a heck of a job with 2 hours of material with less than 2 weeks of learning from scratch, Tim for listening to us bark orders and manning the sound board, and the Library for hosting our fine event. Hopefully next time we'll get a few things straight and have a really awesome show which even more people will attend. Until then, we just have to wait for the DVD (Anthonys dad made a DVD recording, get it while its hot!) to have a private screening on the wall screen tv at my place. Oh yeah. Its that sweet. SLM's first album is in the works and will be released soon, I'll keep you posted. Until then, this is Joefi, and in the words of everyones favorite guy, Mr Powers, "Rock on!" Peace, and happy holidays.
Monday, December 15, 2003
yo yo....today was no skool so me kevin and jofi went sledding at thiells....ah...good ol times. When we first got there there weresome other kids there and kevin got scared and left, but we convinced him to go back. Of course kevin is lazy and barely made it up half the hill so he only sledded from halfway up. Me and jofi sledded from all the way up. The first bad incident was me and jofi going down and jofi hitting the ramp at the bottom but putting his feet out so they got stuck in it and my sled came right up behind him and hit him from behind at high speeds. however i was unhurt so its all good. The final bad incident was me and jofi going down and we both going off the ramp w/o stopping and us both flying off, hitting the pavement HARD then my legs hittign the curb...bringing me to an abrupt halt...with pain of course.
Sunday, December 14, 2003
here's a word for the wise:
when fighting over an axe, don't hold on to the head of the axe, or else you'll wake up the next morning with cuts all over your hands. done. take it easy all.
when fighting over an axe, don't hold on to the head of the axe, or else you'll wake up the next morning with cuts all over your hands. done. take it easy all.
Saturday, December 13, 2003
What up. Today was oodles of fun. (Thats right, oodles. Its like noodles, but instead of a food it means a shitload.) I Think Nicole Pagnotta would be proud that I used oodles in a blog post. Anyway, I won't give an hour long post on the happenings of EVERYTHING EVER since my last post or talk about how hot couch dwyer is or how much Gym kicks ass. I also won't be fat, gay, severly drug inhibited, incredibly inteligent, or perform a first place impromtu speech. (That covers everyone else right?) Instead, I'll describe my day. WHO KNEW NERD PATROL COULD DO SOMETHING COOL??? (Normally I wouldn't talk about this, because I hate everyone who is a part of it, but read on) At 8 am this morning Mr Powers began teaching those worthy our drum feature for next year: banging on trash cans. We get to do kickass rythms and stomp like routines on trash cans and its really kickass. Other than that nerd patrol sucks as usual. Anyway then I played in a brass ensemble with Mr. Roth, it made me feel mad profesional to walk in, sightread, and sound really nice. Then I took a super duper power up to level 99 nap, and then I was super pumped up for my haircut, which required that I sit there. NExt up was a long SLM practice, which had us sounding pretty good (The concert should kick some ass, head Matty K's shameless ad and buy a ticket, you won't be disappointed) Then I finally saw Morgan, who has been really sick and shut up in her house since thursday. I really missed her and was glad to spend some time with her. Later I came home and we had more SLM jamming/some work. Then after Matty K left I heard a rapping at my chamber door. It was in fact a rapper,Matty K, and Alex who forgot his keys so they came back. They had a plan to scare me with rope and an axe from my garage but I'm not dumb so I lock my door before I go to sleep. Anyway when I opened it Matty K attacked me with the axe!! A furious battle for life ensued, I eventually got the axe and he chased me into the kitchen and we fought some more. Eventually Allison came downstairs and saw us fighting and laughed. We decided to kill her instead and grabbed her; I held her and Matty K held out his fist, which she smashed her face into. Silly Allison. Then Alex came upstairs; keyless, and we decided to jump Matt assuming he took the keys. Alex pushed him and he went flying over my couch, we held him down and searched him but no luck. Then finally Allison tried to sass me so I layed the smackdown on her one two three BANG OH SHIT SCATTER! And we all ran in oposite directions and here I am! Peace.
Thursday, December 11, 2003
ay yo i know the blog shouldnt b a place for me to shamelessly advertise, but....
we (the short lyric memento) are having a concert next friday, the 19. for some reason it's at the new library (the giant one next to the A&P) in the basement. it's from 7 pm till 9, and tickets are 5 dollars. i really promise it will be fuckin awesome cuz we got some good shit lined up for it. for more information or tickets, talk to me or joefi, or adam, kevin or mark will link you o us somehow. just go. it'll be mad tight.
we (the short lyric memento) are having a concert next friday, the 19. for some reason it's at the new library (the giant one next to the A&P) in the basement. it's from 7 pm till 9, and tickets are 5 dollars. i really promise it will be fuckin awesome cuz we got some good shit lined up for it. for more information or tickets, talk to me or joefi, or adam, kevin or mark will link you o us somehow. just go. it'll be mad tight.
Monday, December 08, 2003
yo yo....yo news to report cept me and kar are having a christmas gift contest to see who can get the other person the better gift, however mine is on its way and its totally gonna kill hers!
Thursday, December 04, 2003
yo yo, school was cool today. I got word from gonzalez i gettin my new safe parkign spot on monday, cant have it tommorrow cuz of damn parents at breakfast. After school me and X went to get pizza(for free!) and we had a long conversation bout middle school technology class, mostly about 9 volt batteries. He was telling me how he would lick them and they would shock his mouth. I asked how long ago was this he said"i still do it"....he explained how its a test to see how much life is in the battery cuz the more it hurts the stronger the battery. It was very funny, u had to see him the the visual demonstration of him licking batteries. During english we went in the room and wrote weird things on the board "doody vs. doodie vs. duty vs. doo dee vs. Orlando Bloom vs. Maury Povich vs. The entire breakfast club vs. Cau Champlaign vs. Chris"...we weird, but, we DO entertain mrs. bassani....also mike boney told a very detailed story of how the fight went down between 2nd and 3rd yesterday...using the names "the black kid" and "the spanish kid" the whole time....we also explained to mrs bassani how watching two somewhat evenly matched people fight is fun, its not fun if someone is being jumped....i thought it was funny how when mike started to recount he started with"so i walkin through the double doors and they were pushing and it looked like they were gonna fight so i stopped to watch..." ....ta ta
What up. Chillin in the NRHS computer lab, having fun not using my mouse. I always wondered how my dad use to use the key board for EVERYTHING, so I asked some computer nerds for keyboard shortcuts so I can sit here and be so lazy I don't even have to lift my arms, only have the keyboard in my lap and relax. aaaaaah. I'm really bored, I should have cut. NOt too much going on in Joefi's world, but more to come soon. Something semi exciting that I can ramble about is bound to happen eventually. Aight blog fans, live long and prosper. And by prosper I mean have fun. And by fun I mean sex. Peace
Tuesday, December 02, 2003
yo yo, today was cool. School was borin then after school i drove my new car(Mini Cooper) for the first time! After mock trial i went to reza's then we went to get xavier and me him reza and gill went to the mall to go job hunting. Me and X applied and interviewed at Build a Bear...jsut for holiday season tho. Then we all convened back at NY Bros after. When we got there(andrew met su there too) X's bro asked if any of us wanted to deliver. Of course i volunteered but since it was an apartment(wit wrong directions from his bro) and the fact that it was a big long hyphenated APARTMENT # my nav system didnt get it. So i wound up takin liek 30 min to deliver, tho i made 1 dollar tip AND got a free sandwich courtesy of NY Bros pizza out of it! Then i stopped by kar's to show her the car, though she stood outside cuz if her dad saw her get in he'd think i was raping her. God, the car drives like a dream. I was doin 70 down the moutnain toad to reza's and it stuck to the ground like glue! O yea, in bassani's class me and kevin helped her look up her ex-boyfriend who lives in the UK and she got so excited and muttered "o man, i gonan get divorced..." BAM
Monday, December 01, 2003
sry i havent updated in a while, like a long time, like a month. i really apologize but ive been too busy worrying about college so here is a madd big update, go make popcorn first then enjoy:
Gym Pool water polo: honestly, there is no other sport that deserves as much credit. where else to u get to have fun in the pool and see dwyer take off his shirt??!?!? seriously, i scored 7 out of the teams 8 goals in the first week of the season (which is like 2 hat tricks plus 1) then i went into a major drought where i couldnt score any. which really made me angry because the only reason i couldnt is because i had connor mcguigan guarding me and he is like 6'5" so i switched solely to defense and started guarding dane silverman. then switched to goalie, and sucked that up. but that day dwyer made the teams so cream it wasnt even funny so i didnt mind too much.{but as a sidenote i did cry myself to sleep bc of its devastatiing emotional effects, since dwyer was on my team and we still lost :( whcih sucks ) then as kevin recollected yesterday i said at one gym meeting that "i wish dwyer was my daddy." an dane said "yo. shut up." so moving on to the next topic of discussion.
Swimming: swimming is madd hard and i dislocated my shoulder on tues and now i suck lots
Sr brunch: KICK ASS matty k stinga aka the milano mixmaster of disaster totallly kept the beats going, although i would have rather had him play his cello or mellow/sad songs on the piano but he had to please the minorities. it was really kool on the bus ride i got to sit next to BIG D. it was sooo cute he knew the first day that he and charlene kissed and when they started going out and everything. i <3 big d. then on the way back we got on the topic of singing so i had to sing to him and i was serenading him with my voice. it was awesome, i want him to be the godfather of my children, i hope that his kids and mine are best friends and then i can sing to our kids when they go to sleep at sleepovers when they is little. ok moving on. i totally ate more than everyone there, even mr.roth and he is bigger than me, but much classier. so he wins. next.
Team Not-It: GREAT AS USUAL. mr robbins still hates us so darin inquired why. he asked him why he hates us when we idolize him. and try so hard to please him. and he goes, "maybe ur trying too hard" then i asked him why whenever he says he will be back to our group he never returns. and he just laughed in my face. which wont be the first time since that lady at modell's, GOD I HATE HER SO MUCH, STUPID HARLOT. if u know the story good, if u dont, i aint repeating it so find out from someone else. then he hates bryan bc he did a cartwheel then me for being loud, darin he just doesnt like w/o much justification. kevin he thinks is a clown, so overall he just hates us. but we do better on the modules than most groups while accomplishing nothing in class which i think angers him lots. next:
college: i did apply on the SUNY application to geneseo and to albany then i applied to Northeastern yesterday. Thanks to vincent for helping me with my essay no it dont suck as much but i cant help it im a bad writer. The SUNY application i handed in late and i was freaking out bc i thought that they werent going to accept it so i was planning on crying in front of mr. adkins and making him feel bad and then he would send out my application so i was all preped and prepared when i walked in and started with "im so sorry i didnt know that they were due in yesterday, i thought that they had a Jan. 1 deadline,i have my check and everything." and he was like "ok justgive it ot the lady out front and sign the book" and i was liek "thats all?" adn he goes "yeah" so it was alot of work for nothing and ended up being a let down bc i really wanted to see his reaction to it.
Gym Pool water polo: honestly, there is no other sport that deserves as much credit. where else to u get to have fun in the pool and see dwyer take off his shirt??!?!? seriously, i scored 7 out of the teams 8 goals in the first week of the season (which is like 2 hat tricks plus 1) then i went into a major drought where i couldnt score any. which really made me angry because the only reason i couldnt is because i had connor mcguigan guarding me and he is like 6'5" so i switched solely to defense and started guarding dane silverman. then switched to goalie, and sucked that up. but that day dwyer made the teams so cream it wasnt even funny so i didnt mind too much.{but as a sidenote i did cry myself to sleep bc of its devastatiing emotional effects, since dwyer was on my team and we still lost :( whcih sucks ) then as kevin recollected yesterday i said at one gym meeting that "i wish dwyer was my daddy." an dane said "yo. shut up." so moving on to the next topic of discussion.
Swimming: swimming is madd hard and i dislocated my shoulder on tues and now i suck lots
Sr brunch: KICK ASS matty k stinga aka the milano mixmaster of disaster totallly kept the beats going, although i would have rather had him play his cello or mellow/sad songs on the piano but he had to please the minorities. it was really kool on the bus ride i got to sit next to BIG D. it was sooo cute he knew the first day that he and charlene kissed and when they started going out and everything. i <3 big d. then on the way back we got on the topic of singing so i had to sing to him and i was serenading him with my voice. it was awesome, i want him to be the godfather of my children, i hope that his kids and mine are best friends and then i can sing to our kids when they go to sleep at sleepovers when they is little. ok moving on. i totally ate more than everyone there, even mr.roth and he is bigger than me, but much classier. so he wins. next.
Team Not-It: GREAT AS USUAL. mr robbins still hates us so darin inquired why. he asked him why he hates us when we idolize him. and try so hard to please him. and he goes, "maybe ur trying too hard" then i asked him why whenever he says he will be back to our group he never returns. and he just laughed in my face. which wont be the first time since that lady at modell's, GOD I HATE HER SO MUCH, STUPID HARLOT. if u know the story good, if u dont, i aint repeating it so find out from someone else. then he hates bryan bc he did a cartwheel then me for being loud, darin he just doesnt like w/o much justification. kevin he thinks is a clown, so overall he just hates us. but we do better on the modules than most groups while accomplishing nothing in class which i think angers him lots. next:
college: i did apply on the SUNY application to geneseo and to albany then i applied to Northeastern yesterday. Thanks to vincent for helping me with my essay no it dont suck as much but i cant help it im a bad writer. The SUNY application i handed in late and i was freaking out bc i thought that they werent going to accept it so i was planning on crying in front of mr. adkins and making him feel bad and then he would send out my application so i was all preped and prepared when i walked in and started with "im so sorry i didnt know that they were due in yesterday, i thought that they had a Jan. 1 deadline,i have my check and everything." and he was like "ok justgive it ot the lady out front and sign the book" and i was liek "thats all?" adn he goes "yeah" so it was alot of work for nothing and ended up being a let down bc i really wanted to see his reaction to it.
