Ask Madden

Compliments of a once-drunk Jordan, what is perhaps the most pressing question to ever face mankind: If you were a pickle, what sort of pickle would you be?

yo yo...ok, so today was top 2 weirdest days of my life...

jofi asked me if i wanted to do per diem janitorial work at domincan college...so i said sure cuz it was good pay....so first we go to haverstraw to pick up his sister's bf and some hooligans and then we get there and i am immeidately wisked away into a strange car with strange spaniards....then we drive to this wharehouse...i have no idea what im doing there...i was given a shirt, but i am still confused...i get into a car with this weird white guy and we follow a large tractor trailer somewhere and i still have no idea where i am or what im doing....we stop at a residential house and i then pieced it together...i was working for a moving company...13 hrs later im tired....a long day being around kids that have been married and divorced by 20, been left back, in jail, barely read, smoke ciggarettes constantly...
although the pay was good, this work isnt for me, dont get me worng, i can handle the lifting and physcial labor, but i jsut feel like its not for someone who is educated and smart...this kind of job is for, well, dumb people, who dropped out of school.....thye are makign more money than msot summertime college students now, a lot mroe, but in a few years, it'll all even out

yo yo....to the boys, or cool girls, when you played with action figures who was your most formidable fighter? mine was either my ninja spawn or my "shadow" figure who had similar fighting skills to steven seagal...when they fought it was a very interesting match, always a stalemate

This was definately the worst weekend of my life. Instead of going on a camping trip i spent a majority of my day in my bathroom puking my brains out. I hate how things never work out in my favor.

I just made and ate an omlette with green bell peppers, onions, and tomatoes. Not only was it nice looking with the delightful combination of green from the peppers and red from the tomato, but it was also delicious...splendid even. I'd like to be able to eat just egg whites but I can't, they gross me out (it's probably more psychological than anything else). So I use one full egg and then the rest egg whites only and mix them together. In my head at least this improves the taste a good deal, as I can just tell myself that it's normal eggs.

Me and Bincent had an argument yesterday about animals. He feels that a bull could beat a tiger. I do not. He also Thinks that a Bull would beat a Kodiak Bear, Also i disagreed.

So here are the matchups:
Bull vs. Tiger
Bull vs. Kodiak Bear

Tell us who you think would win, and why?

I'm at the library, I have a test tomorrow, it's a very hard one, so I'm destined to be here for quite a while, and there's a gorge on my way home. And though I won't jump into that gorge on my way home, I will think about it. I will think about it and say to myself, 'wow, I bet that would hurt. At least for a split second that would be the worst pain ever.' And then by the time I finish my statement I will be over the bridge on the other side of the gorge, and I'll think 'oh well, too late now.' And that's what it's like to walk back from the library when you have a test the next day. The End. And now I'm going to go and study in the abyss that is the library.

Last night i saw "V for Vendetta" it was an amazing movie. But what was most interesting about the movie wasn't the action involved, but the themes that it presented. I suggest that anyone go see it. But what I am really worried about right now is America.

You see, as George Orwell warned in his book 1984, government censorship and invasion of civil liberties is detrimental to its citizens. The United States government has taken a stand against its own people, denying the very rights that this country was sworn to protect. When I returned from the movie last night i went to nytimes.com, as a usual ritual of mine, only to find this article:
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/14/washington/14nsa.html

All these things are done "for our protection" of course, just like all the other sections of the Patriot Act. I'm not saying that we need a revolution, all I'm saying is that these country needs to change. Because at this time we are moving in the wrong direction, mainly because of the administration in power. These of course are my own opinions and do not necessarily reflect those ideas of "askmadden" or any other members of the blogging community. But I close with a quote of one of the forefathers of this country, Thomas Jefferson: "When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty."

yo yo...ive been listening to "careless whisper" by George Michael performed by Ben Folds + Rufus Wainwright...adn it got me thinking....i think Ben Folds/Rufus Wainwright= the modern day Billy Joel +Elton John...if ben rufus billy or elton are reading, care to comment?

yo yo....i'm in cornell...i just saw Ben Folds play a concert...it was awesome...he said he was gonna try to get the first 4 rows to crap their pants by playing really loud at 14 Hz.....he also directed the whole crowd in doing harmonies and horn parts for his songs...we were trumpets....he talked about how he went to starbucks and saw some local talent, and saw this kid called "hi-hat" man and said he was fuckin awesome, and he invited him to play with them, and the kid goes to cornell, and played the hi hat on "zak and sara", the kid is prolly the coolest kid in school now...o yea, ben folds also played a bass solo, and threw his stool at the piano. fin.

-adam jeffery yudman

yo yo....a few things i'd like to discuss...most importantly, the immigration debate. let me preface this by stating i don't mind immigration, i'm all for it. i mind illegal immigration as it it creates a tax burden on american citizens. but what really grinds my gears is these protests that are going on....where these people walk around waving mexican flags...aren't you fighting for the right to become AMERICANS? so then dont go waving around ur country's flag while your doing that, and it also grinds my gears when they fight for bilingual facets of american life....if you want to be an american, you need to assimilate, just like everyone else did...italians didnt come here wanting to make road signs in italian too....irish didnt come here wanting to make raod signs slurred drunken english(j/k).....and if they are going to boycott american businesses and wave their mexican flags, go to mexico and convicne ur OWN government to improve the quality of life there!

•i feel like terri hatcher and eva longoria are the same person

•regarding sopranos, i felt really bad for vito jr last nite...and aj's a fag

•i got a new vitamin organizer today and im so excited and im gonna go play with it now

It's such a gorgeous day out, I hope everyone gets a chance to go outside and play.