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yo yo....i'm in cornell...i just saw Ben Folds play a concert...it was awesome...he said he was gonna try to get the first 4 rows to crap their pants by playing really loud at 14 Hz.....he also directed the whole crowd in doing harmonies and horn parts for his songs...we were trumpets....he talked about how he went to starbucks and saw some local talent, and saw this kid called "hi-hat" man and said he was fuckin awesome, and he invited him to play with them, and the kid goes to cornell, and played the hi hat on "zak and sara", the kid is prolly the coolest kid in school now...o yea, ben folds also played a bass solo, and threw his stool at the piano. fin.

-adam jeffery yudman