Tuesday, February 28, 2006
What up. Aural Comp quote of the day:
Professor: Can you sing the example?
Girl: Can I have five minutes? I prepared this example retardedly.
Professor: Well we wouldn't want to hear it retardedly.
Professor: Can you sing the example?
Girl: Can I have five minutes? I prepared this example retardedly.
Professor: Well we wouldn't want to hear it retardedly.
Saturday, February 25, 2006
yo yo...weird dream last nite....for the first time i died in one....in another i was chillin with heath ledger and tellin him how Entertainment Weekly picked him to win best actor, and how jake Gylcacaca wasn't, so he should be proud...in another i was fighting a whole bunch of wolverines...the animal not the x-man
Friday, February 24, 2006
yo yo....does anyone else notice that there seems to be an awful lot of star wars references in family guy? liek from the beginning of the series up till now, it seems eveyr other episode i watch has one
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
What up. To answer Joe's question, NYU hosts the site on its server, but I had to use iWeb and Dreamweaver (two HTML editing clients) to build the site. It wasn't so bad with templates, but I had to do a little tweaking. Now for the kicker: this project is also a competition. If I can get the most hits in the class I can win a free ipod nano. So please, get as many people as you can to visit the site and visit it from every different computer you can. Every IP adress counts! It's now linked on the blog in the hopes that somehow that will bump up my google ranking. Thanks everyone.
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
yo yo....
•i was thinking about what if the dogs you know, whether it be urs or a friends, turned into humans, what they would be like....imagine the dogs you know as people
•i love the feelign you get when you sit down with one of your comfort foods about to watch somethig you like
•in english today, while waiting for my teacher get to class, i kept imagining that House would come in and be the teacher
•Steve Nash looks a lot like James Blunt
•if all i had to do was pass, and not guard anyone tall, or much faster than me, i could be a decent collegiate basketball player
•i was thinking about what if the dogs you know, whether it be urs or a friends, turned into humans, what they would be like....imagine the dogs you know as people
•i love the feelign you get when you sit down with one of your comfort foods about to watch somethig you like
•in english today, while waiting for my teacher get to class, i kept imagining that House would come in and be the teacher
•Steve Nash looks a lot like James Blunt
•if all i had to do was pass, and not guard anyone tall, or much faster than me, i could be a decent collegiate basketball player
What up. The answers, since apparently I have weird taste. Message to Nic, I'm shocked you didn't get a few of these. You're the one who got me into them.. haha ok.
1. Rebellion (lies); The Arcade Fire
2. ATHF, Danger Doom
3. Waltz (xo); Elliot Smith
4. Your Signs, Notwist?
5. Mary Go Round; Motion City Soundtrack
6. Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes; Paul Simon
7. Your Love is a Fast Song; Copeland
8. My Name Is; Eminem
9. Break On Through; The Doors
10. Aint Too Proud to Beg; The Rolling Stones version (that was what came up, but original should be accepted too)
So yeah, I'm a weirdo. Sue me.
Or check out the new Joefi website. Giggity!
1. Rebellion (lies); The Arcade Fire
2. ATHF, Danger Doom
3. Waltz (xo); Elliot Smith
4. Your Signs, Notwist?
5. Mary Go Round; Motion City Soundtrack
6. Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes; Paul Simon
7. Your Love is a Fast Song; Copeland
8. My Name Is; Eminem
9. Break On Through; The Doors
10. Aint Too Proud to Beg; The Rolling Stones version (that was what came up, but original should be accepted too)
So yeah, I'm a weirdo. Sue me.
Or check out the new Joefi website. Giggity!
Saturday, February 18, 2006
What up. Ruthie has inspired me to do another massive Ask Madden guess that lyric. And by massive I mean only me and Adam since we are the only ones who ever do this crap anyway. Remember, numbers only!!! The titles come later, after everyone has said what lyric they know. Ok here we go.
1. Come and find your lovers/ Underneath the covers
2. All he had upstaris was a crude light/ You think thats weird? He lived next door to a food fight
3. Here it comes/ The revenge to the tune/ You're no good
4. You got me by the neck/ You never change your signs
5. Its a battle you can't win/ It's a battle you lose
6. The poor boy changed his clothes and puts on aftershave/ To compensate for his ordinary shoes
7. Your love is in motion/ And its spinning me around, yeah
8. Hi kids/do you like violence?/do you wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?
9.You know the day destroys the night/ Night divides the day
10. Aint too proud to beg/ Sweet darlin/ Please don't leave me/ Don't you go
Have fun people. This was quite a mix. I love random itunes.
P.S. A very special Joefi website goes up soon, its a project for a class I have. So get pumped. I need lots of people to visit so I can win an iPod nano.
1. Come and find your lovers/ Underneath the covers
2. All he had upstaris was a crude light/ You think thats weird? He lived next door to a food fight
3. Here it comes/ The revenge to the tune/ You're no good
4. You got me by the neck/ You never change your signs
5. Its a battle you can't win/ It's a battle you lose
6. The poor boy changed his clothes and puts on aftershave/ To compensate for his ordinary shoes
7. Your love is in motion/ And its spinning me around, yeah
8. Hi kids/do you like violence?/do you wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?
9.You know the day destroys the night/ Night divides the day
10. Aint too proud to beg/ Sweet darlin/ Please don't leave me/ Don't you go
Have fun people. This was quite a mix. I love random itunes.
P.S. A very special Joefi website goes up soon, its a project for a class I have. So get pumped. I need lots of people to visit so I can win an iPod nano.
Friday, February 17, 2006
yo yo...this are "bad pickup lines" from collegehumor...enjoy
That shirt is very becoming on you...can I jizz on it?"
"Why don't you sit in my lap and we'll see what pops up? Probably my splintered femurs under your massive girth."
"If looks could kill, you wouldn't be the least bit threatening."
"Cum here often?" (pointing at her vagina) Mind if I do?
"Nice shoes, wanna duck?" (punch her in throat)
"Are you tired? Because you've been running for President of Ugly-sylvania all day."
"I lost my credit card number...can I have yours?"
Somebody call Heaven ....I just ran over a kid."
"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only person with bad teeth and a pronounced Southern drawl I see."
"Did it hurt? When you fell from the roof of your three story house as a baby, rendering your face utterly useless and unattractive."
"That dress looks good on you, but it would look better on someone much more attractive."
"Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mom and ask if I can borrow five hundred bucks."
"If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I as far apart as humanly possible. I would also even put some letters in between, if that's what it took. I've been working on a Q/K hybrid."
"Do you have a little Italian in you? Because you smell like a fat greasy plumber eating salami."
"Was your dad an astrologist? Because he stole all the stars in the night sky and put them in your eyes. Also, I'm looking for a summer internship in that field...and I'm willing to fuck my way to the top"
"I hope you know CPR. Because that would probably be the only thing you have going for yourself at this point."
"What's your sign? "Stop?" That's real witty, you fucking slut. We'll see if you still have a sense of humor after tonight."
"Can I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more sweaty and more lazy..."
"Baby, a night with me is like September 11th: A little shaky and sad at first, but once I get you in bed, game over!"
That shirt is very becoming on you...can I jizz on it?"
"Why don't you sit in my lap and we'll see what pops up? Probably my splintered femurs under your massive girth."
"If looks could kill, you wouldn't be the least bit threatening."
"Cum here often?" (pointing at her vagina) Mind if I do?
"Nice shoes, wanna duck?" (punch her in throat)
"Are you tired? Because you've been running for President of Ugly-sylvania all day."
"I lost my credit card number...can I have yours?"
Somebody call Heaven ....I just ran over a kid."
"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only person with bad teeth and a pronounced Southern drawl I see."
"Did it hurt? When you fell from the roof of your three story house as a baby, rendering your face utterly useless and unattractive."
"That dress looks good on you, but it would look better on someone much more attractive."
"Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mom and ask if I can borrow five hundred bucks."
"If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I as far apart as humanly possible. I would also even put some letters in between, if that's what it took. I've been working on a Q/K hybrid."
"Do you have a little Italian in you? Because you smell like a fat greasy plumber eating salami."
"Was your dad an astrologist? Because he stole all the stars in the night sky and put them in your eyes. Also, I'm looking for a summer internship in that field...and I'm willing to fuck my way to the top"
"I hope you know CPR. Because that would probably be the only thing you have going for yourself at this point."
"What's your sign? "Stop?" That's real witty, you fucking slut. We'll see if you still have a sense of humor after tonight."
"Can I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more sweaty and more lazy..."
"Baby, a night with me is like September 11th: A little shaky and sad at first, but once I get you in bed, game over!"
yo yo....i really admire Charles Barkleys view on the black community...even tho he's a basketball player, dont judge him, he actually is very insightful
Thursday, February 16, 2006
yo yo....i love my improv class, its pretty much "whose line is it anyway class"....today we did a game where it was a dating game....and the 3 contestats had to be characters that everyone wrote down secretly on pieces of paper....i had to be anrold schwarzeneger admitting he's gay...it was so much fun...when the girl said "contestant 1, whats ur idea of a romantic evening?" i told her" we would go to my house and help my bodbuilder friends with their posing routine, rub them down with tanning oil, then watch my all time comedy holidayu smash hit jingle all the way!" ...man i love that class, half the guys in my class are obsessed with star wars
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
yo yo....i love my english teacher, he reminds soo much of george carlin....at first it was jsut that his voice sounds so much like it, but he talks like him and says similar things. my improv teacher gives off good vibes...plus he loves star wars....int he gym today i decided to do flat barbell bench press, i havnt done that in a looong time, i'll do dumbells instead if i want to do flat, but i decided to do it today, but was a little afraid of how much i'd be able to do./...last time i did it i did 225 a few times and struggled...today i did 275x4 so i accomplished my goal of benchign 1.5x my weight
Monday, February 13, 2006
What up. Google 'ask madden'. We're like, the third thing. How sweet is that? We rank really high in Google. Take that video games.
Sunday, February 12, 2006
Yo so i almost got into a fight tonight, at the bar, fucking some stupid bouncer tried to choke out one of amits pledges and then amit, im just now getting back to the bar. I'm serious I would have fucked that guy up, no body messes with my friends, if you're reading this most likely i would have your back in a fight. BTW i am a little drunk right now, but im still gonna have your backs. Its all good. Goodnight everyone
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
yo yo....so i saw an AWESOME musical guest on Conan last nite....it was a woman with a guitar...she started making a drum beat on the guitar much like Raul Midon, and then it kept playing, i thought she was caught like Ashlee simpson, but i realized with her foot she was looping the beat she made with some sort of foot controlled mixer....then she did a little backup vocal part that she recorded and looped....then picked up a tambourine and did the same thing....it was then all looping in sync and she started playing over it and singing and she was AWESOME...i was very impressed, intrigued, interested, and other such adjectives...i might buy her album...mark watched with me, so he can vouch her awesomenss
K.T. Tunstall she;s from scotland
K.T. Tunstall she;s from scotland
Monday, February 06, 2006
What up. Question:
Why did Gong decide we were no longer link worthy? I think we are fairly trafficked.
In other news, I can't get Since U Been Gone out of my head, I find myself humming the bass part while walking down the street. Oh Kelly. Somebody remind me when the play is again, I need to plan accordingly... I have to go see both casts at least once. Maybe Adam can just plan something for me. I will be in Florida for my Spring Break (March 13-18).
Mass Transit concert March 3rd. All who can attend, represent the Rock. Thats all.
Why did Gong decide we were no longer link worthy? I think we are fairly trafficked.
In other news, I can't get Since U Been Gone out of my head, I find myself humming the bass part while walking down the street. Oh Kelly. Somebody remind me when the play is again, I need to plan accordingly... I have to go see both casts at least once. Maybe Adam can just plan something for me. I will be in Florida for my Spring Break (March 13-18).
Mass Transit concert March 3rd. All who can attend, represent the Rock. Thats all.
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
yo yo...ok dream time, warning however, this one is VERY weird
Ok so i was in what looked like the Hoyers parkign lot with kevin and Andrew. We were setting off this large explosive in the street just for the hell of it. As it was about to explode a man and his two children were near, we yelled for them to get out of the way and they did. The bomb was on a tractor and as it was about to explode the guy whose tractor it was started driving after us, so we split up, he went down the street and it blew up, the other guy and his kids unharmed. We knew the guy whose kids almost got hurt was mad. Me and andrew ran to his house to call the police, although he said not to use the phone cuz if his mom called she'd see it was busy and know he was there. So we went to his neighbors house. Inside the house we found a replica fantasy knife from the movie The Predator. And a gun that we wasnt sure was real.
A minute later we saw the guys car outisde andrews house. He got the knife, and i got a bamboo stick on the floor and we hid on opposite sides of the door. He opened and andrew cut him, then the guy jumped back outisde and fired off a few shots. Andrew fired a few shots with the gun we thought wasnt real, turns out it was. Before anything could escalate cops came and we were all arrested. In the van that housed us was ricky, and the black guy from the seinfeld episode where george tried to make his boss think he had black friends.(carl) in the dream i said "hey carl!" anyway, on the way to jail i siuggested to ricky that he put on a billy joel concert from jail.
At jail the first person i met was Michael Irvin. I asked why he was tehre, cuz i had just heard him on ESPN radio the week prior. He explained the situation, and then morphed into jamie foxx, and complained that he got a tv show role but coudlnt film while in jail. Nick was there too in jail, and the jail was mostly a gym so i suggested we work out. the end.
Ok so i was in what looked like the Hoyers parkign lot with kevin and Andrew. We were setting off this large explosive in the street just for the hell of it. As it was about to explode a man and his two children were near, we yelled for them to get out of the way and they did. The bomb was on a tractor and as it was about to explode the guy whose tractor it was started driving after us, so we split up, he went down the street and it blew up, the other guy and his kids unharmed. We knew the guy whose kids almost got hurt was mad. Me and andrew ran to his house to call the police, although he said not to use the phone cuz if his mom called she'd see it was busy and know he was there. So we went to his neighbors house. Inside the house we found a replica fantasy knife from the movie The Predator. And a gun that we wasnt sure was real.
A minute later we saw the guys car outisde andrews house. He got the knife, and i got a bamboo stick on the floor and we hid on opposite sides of the door. He opened and andrew cut him, then the guy jumped back outisde and fired off a few shots. Andrew fired a few shots with the gun we thought wasnt real, turns out it was. Before anything could escalate cops came and we were all arrested. In the van that housed us was ricky, and the black guy from the seinfeld episode where george tried to make his boss think he had black friends.(carl) in the dream i said "hey carl!" anyway, on the way to jail i siuggested to ricky that he put on a billy joel concert from jail.
At jail the first person i met was Michael Irvin. I asked why he was tehre, cuz i had just heard him on ESPN radio the week prior. He explained the situation, and then morphed into jamie foxx, and complained that he got a tv show role but coudlnt film while in jail. Nick was there too in jail, and the jail was mostly a gym so i suggested we work out. the end.
