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yo yo....i have now done what was neccessary. i jsut want to say to those that were kicked off that its disgusting, most of you use the internet quite often, and still can't even respect the blog and john madden, you should be ashamed. all of you.

yo yo....ok, madd weird. i was jsut napping and in my dream i was in a concert band, playing flute. our school had an organ where the pipes go through the ceiling, and it rained and the "roof" of our organ collapsed....kevin was in the band too and told me how the ACLU is in trouble. also, in ym dream i saw pictures of darin doign military stuff on the internet....now, here comes the weird part...i jsut woke up and saw on fox news that the ACLU is in trouble, and THEN i went online and DARIN was online, for first time i like a month! madd weird!

yo yo.... it has been brought to my attention by readers, and by my own observations, that this has become MY blog, so right now, i am proposing a deletion of everyone except me from askmadden , unless someone can give me a good reason not to


-landlord

yo yo....i will just recap the two 3 funniest things to happen at work today....the first was while we were working on the stage at Neary Elementary me and andrew were playign basketball on the 9 foot rms so we were dunking, andrew set up this big desk at the foul line, jumped off it to dunk and then crashed into a giant metal wall unit of shelves and knocked a shelf off, very funny.   The next was andrew asking me for a rag with paint thinner to clean his leg while he was holding a cigarette...it was more his reaction when he realized he was holding a cigarrete and asking for a highly flammable substance....the last was while we were talking to the janiotrs at Farley...they were passing time by reading kids notes they found in the lockers, there had to be liek 30 of them scattered on the table, they let us read some too, it was hysterical, just seein them sitting tehre reading them.  oh, i didnt get called back to work with the agency, i guess i didnt have the look they were lookin for, i dont mind tho, cuz they said u would hafta get an acting workshop that u would hafta pay for....so thats just a scam.

yo yo....so jsut got back from my audition thing.  of coruse before i went i knew it was prolyl some sorta scam or somethin, but hey, can't hurt to go.  So i got to city and on the way to subway i called mr roth for some advice, he told me to be cautious of these things, be yourself, cuz they are usually lookin for a certain look, etc.  good man.  anways, got tehre, filled out a form and stuff, there was lots of people on the lsit, idk if they did people diff times or w/e but tehre were prolly liek 30-40 kis, tehre, all diff ages.  There was a form with "list 10 reasons why you want to be in the industry" so i figured i only get one shot so i shoudlnt say stupid stereotypical stuff, a few things i put on the list were "It beats manual labor", "i've always wanted to have an E! True Hollywood Story about how i died from a heroin addiction in a room full of hookers", "Self expression is the greatest form of worth"-Oscar wilde(yea, i made that up, they dont know!), "i love being judged by others",  "You can rarely find me away from the stage and band room at my school" , "I'm not very good with the ladies, look what acting has done for colin farrel!" and "i've always wanted to be governor...Jesse Ventura...Arnold Schwarzenegger me!......so anyways after that the president gave a speech, he was this italian guy, apparently actually founded versace, worked with him way abck when.  he gave a madd long speech, cool guy.  each age group had 3 "commercials" to pick from, with liek 3 or 4 lines, i did a pepsi one, i did mine w/o the script thing, even tho they recomended doin it with it so you don't freeze and forget it, i didnt tho.  u look into the camera and say your name and school etc then do ur deal. my lines were "what makes you cool is attitude...what's inside you...not how you cut your hair, not what clothes you wear, not what you drink...or is it?  Pepsi, the choice of a new generation." during the hair line i messed up my hair and the clothes line i threw my shirt to the ground(dont worry ladies, i had a t-shirt underneath), but i hadda do it again cuz the movement wasn't picked up by the camera(cuz it just looks at ur head)i did it again and he seemed very pleased.  the 2 girls before me sucked.  anways, we call back tommorrow and they say if we "made it" to come back in tommorrow, although they will prolyl wind up askin money for somethin, in which case i show of my cursing ability, meh, cool experience tho"


 

 
Quote of the Day
"I didn't know Hillary Duff was a real person" -Vincent

yo yo....the weirdest thing just happend.  I got a phone call from this lady from a booking agency for commercials and whatknot and apparently i was referred to them to audition to work with them...so yea, sunday i am going to the city to audition!  this is madd weird, exciting, she said the director will wanna see how i express myself...i think i a good expresser, if not, i KNOW i'm a good curser!

yo yo.....one thing i have learned from work is that paint thinner is a magical substance....does about everything

yo yo.....this is a poem i found on the wall in a classroom at work, i took notice to it
 
 
                                                     Come with me
                             
 
                               to the quiet minute between two noisy minutes
                                     It's always waiting, ready to welcome us
                                         Tucked under the wing of the day
                                                           I'll be there
                                                    Where will you be?

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yo yo....do you ever notice while your trying to fall asleep, and you're just thinking of random things and thoughts that you forget the most simple things, and it drives you nuts! well, while i was trying to fall asleep last nite (which didn't go so well) i couldnt remember what the beginning of Bohemian Raphsody sounds like or the name of the running back for the carolina panthers. and earlier in my trying-fall-asleep i was singing it in my head, so i knew once i remembered that i would rememebr the man's name, sure enough, once i got how the song goes, 10 secs later i remembered his name, weird.

p.s.-i up this early cuz i have a job now! a flooring company that bob and andrew work for! hey, 13 $/hr aint too bad

yo yo....so we (me steve vincent jenny) went to city today to visit nici pags, dont wanna go into details except train ride back. some dumb lady started to elkcture the subway car bout jesus, this black lady was totally not havin that. she yelled and watknot, very amusing to watch. then jenny became best friends with the black lady. i happy now, figured out how to make my new cell phone play mp3's!

yo yo...so its 3am and i chris im'd me and said "why is your car here?" i then remembred that i went to mall with bob, kevin talgo and some girls, and kevin rodriguez met us there. bob drove and i drove home with kevin. i TOTALLY forgot that my car was at bobs! hahahahaha
tontie was madd weird, we went to the carnival and lowland. the best part was on the bus ride to the parking lot there was a lady with a cute pug(type of dog), so i sat next to her and she let me hold it! afterwards me kevin andrew x and a few otehres went to this party in ramapo, it was on this dirt road and it was in this barn thing, maddd people. it was so weird. it was liek a huge barn in middle of nowehre, woudla been cool fi we kenw people there. heather hartof was there for soem strange reason. i also saw james chambers, who was my co couselor 2 years ago, big black kid, found out goes to duke now. the car thign def topped off the nite

yo yo....so this 4th of JU-ly was pretty cool. I did nothing msot of that day(well when u wake up at 4pm its expected). Steve and jenny were gonna come over around 9, but i coudlnt wait so i set off my fireworks liek 8:30. Right before they came my doorbell rang and guess who it was? BIG D!!! Him and jade were at someone's house who lives near me and he heard i lived here and had to come say hi. When steve and jenyn got here they brought ton more fireowrks too. But thast nothign comapred to the people who live a few houses away...every year they spend thousands on fireworks from NC...they were doin them since 12pm today, was sick. plus the people down the street do them too, so its like a giant war zone in my neighborhood. Afterwards me steve and jenny went to his country club where there was a lil' barbeque. Ryan and steve delisio were there too. Brad's(Manager of golf course)idea of fireworks was spraying lighter fluid all over the rock wall and lighting it on fire and sittign there squirting lighter fluid all over it. Me steve jenny played sang karaoke for liek 2 hours, and this machine they have has like every song in the world it rocked ass. But this was not before steves and ryan made me mixed drinks at the bar and i tried a little of a cuban cigar with steve. man, i am so bad ass. I will leave you with a robert hambuger quote...

"I got my first job. My neighbor pays me to chase him when he doesn't feel like jogging that hard. He says it helps him keep in shape, but i just like it when he starts to slow down and i get to scratch his face"
-Robert Hamburger

Future according to Ninjas•Bed time will be outlawed and Hot babes will be in-lawed (in a good way)
•School will consist of lunchtime, recess and going home
•Toys will be free-mainly the cool ones. The stupid ones can cost money, i dont care.
•Ideals and absolute truth will be replaced by a real nice ass beating.
•Ambulances will have bunk beds in case a buddy wants to come along
•Bunk beds will have bunk beds.
•vegetables will be made out of ice cream
•Boobs will be legal on tv and in public. They dont have to be huge, they just have to be boobs.
•SO called best friends won't just like you when they feel like it
•"No" will be replaced by "maybe", and "maybe" will be repalced by "probably"
•You will be able to have sex in a video game, and you won't have to be an adult this time.

Be buddies with someone forever if you say that you'll be friends, 'cause it's pretty frigg'n lame when somebody pretends to be your friend and invites you over to play ninja fight, and you set up the fort for your best friend and it's your turn to be the ninja and you get frigg'n pumped and throw his cat against the wall ('cause you're pumped) and his mom screams and picks you up and takes you outside and drops you in the front yard AND NOW he hasn't talked to you for three years, 'case he says he's in the army, but you see him next door in his bedroom eating pizza or playing basketball with girls. So remember, a real ninja hangs out with best friends and doesn't ignore friends just because they got too pumped


-Robert Hamburger