Ask Madden

Be buddies with someone forever if you say that you'll be friends, 'cause it's pretty frigg'n lame when somebody pretends to be your friend and invites you over to play ninja fight, and you set up the fort for your best friend and it's your turn to be the ninja and you get frigg'n pumped and throw his cat against the wall ('cause you're pumped) and his mom screams and picks you up and takes you outside and drops you in the front yard AND NOW he hasn't talked to you for three years, 'case he says he's in the army, but you see him next door in his bedroom eating pizza or playing basketball with girls. So remember, a real ninja hangs out with best friends and doesn't ignore friends just because they got too pumped


-Robert Hamburger