Ask Madden

yo yo....hey black people, can you stop putting your silverware in hot water, like its actually going to clean it

hey asians, can u stop having one member of the family order for the entire table, being the only person who only speaks broken english, as opposed to everyone else who speaks zero english

hey spanish people, stop tipping poorly

stereotypes exist for a reason ive discovered

yo yo....so i almost just got into a fight with some spanish guys...lemme explain
i was coming home from the gym on 202 and these 3 spanish guys in a civic were dangerously tailgaiting and cutting people off on 202. they then were behind me and hardcore speeding up to me, tailgaiting, slowing down, doing same thing. then by foremost they went around me over the double yellows, while another car was on other side of road, and did that to two more cars. i followed till the light by gilligans and appraoched the car at the red light(i was on motorcycle so i was able to just ride right up) and i asked wat the fuck he was doing, and the guy got SO irate, it was actually comical, how he kept pounding his chest, he tried to open his door but my engine crash bars were blocking it....then a guy in a corvette in front of him got out and tried to calm him down, the spanish guy then asked the new guy if HE wanted to go.....i laughed at him, told him he was gonna get himself in trouble....i looked around hoping a cop would be around so i could watch him get in trouble, (im sure something illegal was in the car too)....but i also wish i wasnt by myself

yo yo...i went skydiving...it was fun...that is all.

This was brought to my attention by nici, top 3 funniest things ive seen

yo yo....today, after seeing lots of babies and small children behave poorly at work i decided that i am never going to go out in public with the baby until he/she(preferably he) can not make a fool of himself.....lets see, today at target i was about to shoplift for the pure reason that there werent enough cash registers open and i didnt want to wait 10 minutes to make a 2 dollar purchase...i decided against shoplifting tho, i am not in my youth anymore

yo yo....so im getting to the point where i just want to be done with work...its starting to annoy me.....i am contemplating working 1 day a week during the school year....idk if i should, financially i wont really need to....i have enough money saved to last me, and this will be my last semester of school ever so do i really want to work during it? i'll have class M T TH, and i wanna leave wednesday and friday open for the gym, so i'd prolly work saturday if i did, but again, i don't really NEED to, wat should i do blogging community?

ATTENTION.

This is a public apology for all who were affected by the events of the night of August 3rd into the morning of August 4th. Several factors contributed to the mess, which piled up, sparked, and exploded, hitting several rocklanders around 3 AM eastern standard time. I'd just like to apologize to anyone who received a phone call or text message, and of course to Karen and her friends. They were very brave. The city was ready for us and was not letting me leave without an epic night, which included generous neighbors, taking buses, running through the rain, robbing people, losing things, emptying wallets, being held at gunpoint, and becoming unconcious. Almost in that order. The moral of the story is: never leave your phone on vibrate and go to sleep if people need to reach you. That is all.

what up.

direct quote from work at the label today: "I have to wait for a fucking print cartridge from office depot? is this a muli-million dollar company or is this my fucking home office!?"

back in the rc, effective saturday, noonish. prepare for glory.