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yo yo...I think i've blogged about the afterlife before, but listening to the radio this weekend got me thinking about it again...they were discussing how the afterlife just doesn't make sense because there are too many questions that can't have logical answers, some include the following

-are you in the afterlife with cavemen? and people from the reniassance era? and if so how they hell are you supposed to interact with cavemen? does everyone wear period clothing?
-what if you fall in love, get married, your spouse dies, you fall in love again...which is in the afterlife? both? awwwwwkard
-at what age are you in the afterlife? if your grandfather slowly died of lung cancer is he in that deteriorated state in the afterlife? what if you were aborted? died at birth?
-theres billions and billions of people that have died, how they hell is anyone supposed to find anyone? seems like it would get crowded
-if you died naked and in a compromising position are you stuck like that?

someone better give me answers