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Governor Rick Perry of Texas has indicated that it is a possibility that his state might secede from the union. He and the other fine people of Texas just can't stand these damn black people, I mean taxes anymore! Chuck Norris has indicated that he'd be willing to be President of the newly formed country that will be Texas. Now, last time I looked into it, talk of a state seceding from the union was treason. And treason was federally punishable by the death penalty (which they just LOOOOOVE in Texas). So, it stands to logic, that I officially move for Rick Perry and Chuck Norris to be tried and executed for treason. It only seems fair. And I prefer one of those more barbaric death penalties, like firing squad or hanging. None of this pussy lethal injection.

Also, yesterday on CNN, in an interview with one of those dumb "teabaggers" (heh heh...) she referred to Obama as a "fascist and a socialist". Now, I find this absolutely remarkable since it's an ideological impossibility. Therefore, I can only conclude that Barack Obama must be god. Also, really, what are these teabaggers complaining about. I paid fewer taxes this year than I did last year, as did my mother and grandmother. w00t!