Ask Madden

I was speaking to Adam the other day about GTA4 and he mentioned that "driving drunk is hard" in the game. And I said that it would only be a matter of time before someone bitched that the game promotes driving drunk. Here is it, MADD (cunty mothers against driving drunk) is complaining that GTA4 makes light of the issue of drunk driving, and is calling on Rockstar Games to pull GTA4 off the shelves out of respect for the people who have been victims of drunk drivers.

Kill yourselves, MADD. Preferably by drunk driving your car into a preschool. And if you don't want to do that, at least wipe the sand out of your vag and stop complaining about the wrong things. Stupid cunt-ass bitches.