Ask Madden

uyo yo....i will be very upset if either democrat becomes president....there could be so many great jokes about a black president or a woman president for late night tv hosts, but all the networks would be too big of pussies to do them...i'll have to wait for jim norton to get his own late night show

what up. i was considering creating a blog for performing arts and western civilization class (nici will know about this) but i feel bad neglecting ask madden because of it. however i don't think i can use ask madden, it would be unfair to subject it to the kind of musical philosophy that i'd have to spiel about every now and then... unless we want this kind of attention from whoever in the class actually reads the blogs listed. thoughts, a.m. fans (can we call you "morning people"?

yo yo


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x45wyz_trois-abrutis-font-des-tractions-en_extreme

watch this short video, and tell me how it makes you feel physically

what up.

check it out, arguably the true origin of joefus (or should i say joephus)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josephus

yo yo...i don't get why people make it seem as though hillary being married to a former president is a bad thing...i feel like having extra experience in the white house, especially from someone who was a good president, can only be beneficial, i am neither a hillary supporter or hater, just sayin

into yo yo/.....i watched braveheart last nite...it pumped me up hardcore, made me hate traitors and made me want to cut someone with a sword into pieces....braveheart is one of the most hard core movies...part of the reason i didnt like 300 was because of how hardcore braveheart was...i wish the non crazy mel gibson was still around

yo yo...so ive been rewatching the OZ series and i fuckin love muslims. not the crazy type, but the cool prison types. the show also makes me think about what i would do if i was sent to prison. its a unique situation because in cities you have many different gangs all in the same city, but here you have many different gangs all living together. i would love to join the sicilians, but you have to prove your connections to do so. in the show there are a few who are in the mix but arent gang affiliated, but those are the specially devious characters(o'rielly, keller) and requires too much effort. so basically if i was sent to prison i would try to convert to islam asap.

"As-Salamu Alaykum"

yo yo...im gonna be brief....im watching the democratic debate and it really bothers me when the moderators cant control the candidates...i actually like what john edwards has to say but the moderators give the 2 front runners much more time

Time Warner has released a plan to change their billing to reflect bandwidth usage. With their plan (which they are testing out in Beaumont, Texas), each customer would pay a different rate based on his internet bandwith usage. This is suposedly to address the concern over increased internet congestion from users who do such high-bandwidth activities as online gaming, streaming videos and (though not explicitly mentioned) torrent downloading.

This is utterly ridiculous. The claim is that by charging a premium to users who use a larger share of total available bandwidth, less frequent internet users wont feel 'jipped' by having to pay the same amount as those users who use many times the amount of bandwidth each month. However, in reality, this is just an excuse by Time Warner to increase profits, while at the same time not having to worry about updating their (possibly outdated) internet lines. Rather than dealing with the expanding digital media age, Time Warner is profiting from it, by charging more to customers who make the most use of their service.

It's times like this when I wish there weren't local monopolies on televison/telephone providers. (Though to be fair, Verizon's FIOS service, which has been very slow to expand, is beginning to provide some customers with an alternative to cable internet).

yo yo...so i just got my left side wisdom teeth removed. wasnt bad, i thought they had only removed one when they had removed both, so that was pleasant. i could have also sworn i could feel blood splattering, that wasnt pleasant. i also got a little nauseous, which concerned me because what if i had to vomit? i thought of that for a while, so that kept me busy. i also made a joke that the lady giving post op directions judged me on. my mom made a comment about me driving and i said "well at least if i get into an accident i wont feel it in my mouth"...the lady judged me....