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I am so incredibly bored at work today! This is absolutely ridiculous! I have exhaused the possibility of internet activities that are acceptable in a working environment. I'm so bored I went to the bathroom, peed in a urine cup, and then ran my urine for glucose (I dont have diabetes, it turns out...), cocaine (I don't do cocaine), cannabinoids (no marijuana for me), barbiturates (umm...yeah, none of those either), amphetamines (still no), and steroids (also a big fat negative). Yeah...so that was my day. And it's only 2:30. Eeek!