Tuesday, July 25, 2006
yo yo...patton oswalt is a very funny man....he was just on carson daly and was talking about how there should only be 20 birthdays....they are as follows
1-9...cuz ur a kid
10....cuz ur in double digits now, things change
13...ur a teen now
16...driving
18...legal in more senses
21...drinking
then a birthday only ever 10 yrs...30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80,
HOWEVER, if you make it to 90, every year 1 law doesn't apply to you...it starts small, when u turn 90 u can legally litter wherever u want...u can throw a burger wrapper in front of a cop and he cant do crap....at 95 u can steal whatever u want...as long as u physically can...and at 100 u can legally murder, but only by strangling or pummeling with fists
1-9...cuz ur a kid
10....cuz ur in double digits now, things change
13...ur a teen now
16...driving
18...legal in more senses
21...drinking
then a birthday only ever 10 yrs...30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80,
HOWEVER, if you make it to 90, every year 1 law doesn't apply to you...it starts small, when u turn 90 u can legally litter wherever u want...u can throw a burger wrapper in front of a cop and he cant do crap....at 95 u can steal whatever u want...as long as u physically can...and at 100 u can legally murder, but only by strangling or pummeling with fists
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