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What up. Back from Cornell, and life is very good, despite some minor things keeping me busy. The tutoring industry this time of year is booming, since finals/regents mean parents are scrambling to get their kids to look good. Personally I hate accepting responsibility for a child's performance by getting paid to force knowledge where it won't stay, but hey, its good money and it gives me a chance to have my sarcasm appreciated. Speaking of sarcasm, I love Mr. Schneider! His final project is awesome! No seriously, wtf mate. Well, it could be worse. We could have to research some dead guy and read his books; instead we get to bs an entire project based on someone we should all know pretty well (and be able to put at least a good spin on): ourselves. Another chance for sarcasm appreciation I guess. Speaking of appreciation, thanks to Vincent and his roommates for letting us (Adam, Matty K and myself) come over and spend some quality time in Cornell. The dining hall was, as usual, the most amazing food experience ever. Though I heard NYU may be putting up a good fight....Stay tuned!