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Wednesday, December 22, 2004

yo yo

THINGS YOU LEARN FROM MOVIES

-Cars will always blow up no matter what they crash into anything, even if no gas is in the car
-The only sure way to kill a villain is with electricity, anything else death is a question mark
-Relationships always work
-Final battles MUST be fought 1 on 1, no matter how many reinforcements are available
-Women and frail men will always put themselves in danger so they can be saved by the burly courageous men
-The hero's car is always faster
-The ends always justify the means...as long as the villain dies thousands of innocent people can be slaughtered without remorse or punishment
-Henchman do not have families or lives outside of the gang they work in
-Destroying the "main reactor" will always result in everything else being destroyed.
-The object of craps is simply to get 7.

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