Ask Madden

What up.

Sorry I never post, I literally sit down for like two minutes at a time these days... otherwise I'm asleep or running around. Luckily for you I HAD TO POST THIS SHIT

http://www.clubitup.com/bliss/012607/html/image009.html

10 bucks if you can correctly identify why this picture is unspeakably halarious to me.

P.S. I promise to post more about what the hell I'm doing, since none of you ever see me.

P.P.S. I have a myspace now. Friend me! Seriously, I have like two friends.

yo yo...so lately ive been watching the show Rob and Big...it took me a while to figure out who the people were and why they're on tv....but i must say, i absolutely love it....it why shows that and Hulgan Knows Best are my favorite reality shows(surreal life is a secret pleasure)....in rob and big's case, they seem like two generally nice people, have a very good relationship, don't fight, no drama, and they just have a good time. as for hulgan knows best, i like how different hulk hogan seems in the family setting, and they seem like a nice family

btw, for a laugh, go to www.clubitup.com and look at pics...they are funny....and notice that every guy has the same hair style

yo yo....first, i would like to congratulate Alec Baldwin on his golden globe win for his emmy worthy work on 30 Rock. I say this because i don't really like the golden globes, everyone strives for an oscar or an emmy anyways. But, i was honestly so happy when he won. normally i can care less who wins anything, except i him, house, and i want the red hot chili peppers to win many grammys. I'll be especially mad if Justin Timberlake wins...to me, he sounds like a kid sitting as his computer singing to a song out of his range so he just kinda falsetto's it.
Theres lots of things ive been meaning to write. When something happens to me or i think of something i want to write it, but im not near a computer, so i think about it. Then, i never blog about it. That telephone blog thing would be good, except i hate the sound of my voice.
Speaking of that, i hate when im on a news site and i click to read an article, only to find out its a video article. I only want to watch college humors clips, like, kids getting hurt, street fights, celebrity bloopers, and sketch comedy. Anything else i prefer to read.

yo yo.....FUNNIEST THING EVER

on The Soup they showed a clip which they said perpetuates stereotypes everywhere...it was the Babel star, an asian woman, being interviewed on the red carpet, she said the following.....

"....i met jack nicholson, i was so excited....i love him long time" i never laughed so hard

yo yo....so this winter break is doing much better than previous ones...previous ones i wind up never hanging out with anyone even tho i say i will...this one ive actually seen a lot, well the ones i wanted to, lotta fi, mix in some kar kar and some mario party and bein lousy and its all good